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Did I see anything?
No I didn't...

1. My brother..... Witchcraft is when you finish to cum and she still hold you tight... No option my brother just continue to ride with a flat tyre.


2. My baby saw me kissing her sister & she began boiling water.
Should I wait for tea?


3. Woman hate mathematics but Love counting money.... Is counting money Geography?



4. Witchcraft is when the wind blows up a lady's skirt whom you have been seducing, but all in vain and at thesame time thesame wind blows dust into your eyes that you can't see her pants.



5. Naija boys nawa o!
NEPA just flash light they don iron 5 shirts.



6. For Nigeria if you sick like this and you mistakenly laugh ur own don finish.... Na to go wash plates or sweep the whole compound.


7. Cos my papa no be Dangote or Adeleke..
But we go dey ok.... The way we broke guys love the song eeh....
We die here o!


8. The husband of a witch is a WIZARD...!
And their children are WIZKIDS.



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PASTOR MIYONSY AND THE MILLIONAIR


THE MILLIONAIRE : My Dog don die, I wan bury am for church!


P. MIYONSY : No, we no fit do burial service for Dog in our church! Go the other church Den fit wan do am!


THE MILLIONAIRE : Pastor, how much you think say dem go charge? I wan Deposit #25M!!


P. MIYONSY: #25M!!
You for tell me say na CHRISTIAN DOG. we fit bury Christian God!

Thanks

1. No matter how many? Gun � shut you fire in the market, an Igbo man must lock his shop before running away.


2. If she doesn't want to introduce you to her parents. Don't mind my brother, just impregnate her and wait her parents will come to introduce themselves.


3. You say life is hard my brother, just think about a man who is still paying for the wedding loan he had borrowed but they have already divorced.



4. A boy mistakenly throw a stone on me and I pick the stone, put it inside Nylon, looked at him and continue going.
He's crying following me since morning.
May be he thought am from Edo.



5. No one on Earth has self control more than a girl that is wearing wig.




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1. Some nurses get character sha... They will call you by your sickness.... They be like "Oga Diabetes where you dey go.

2. My brother, stop asking a girl if she is single.
If you like her, join the queue.
The winner will be announced later.


3. From January to December you blame you village people and their witchcraft.
December you still pay transport to go and meet them.
Bros you dey normal?

My village people � �

Ok