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2. “You mess, all the fishes in the water say ‘are we safe?'” The ajepako was strong with this one.

1. “You mess, akpu fly
gate.”
It makes no sense, but it still
used to pain.

It is one of the best indian movies.

12. You, calculating
how many miles you
would have to run to
get off the bridge.

11. When you look at the water and start remembering all the mami water gist you’ve ever heard.

10. You, remembering all the stranded people you never stopped for.

9. How they actually see you once it’s after 7pm:

8. How Lagosians look at you when you try to stop them for help:

7. When you start calling your friends to come out and pick you.

6. You, realizing how many steal-able things you actually own.

5. When your mind starts doing ‘1000 ways to die’ because you’re alone.

4. When you get down and discover how much the bridge actually shakes.

3. How the other passengers move when a car actually stops

2. When it’s a bus so you know at least you’re not going to die alone.

1. Your face, that moment your car or bus breaks down in the middle of the bridge.

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22. When you finally graduate and you’ve still not applied surds in real life.

19. When you see people putting maths on their JAMB form

18. But you always finish your tests first, because you cannot write what you do not understand.

17. When you were sure your Maths teacher hated you because he always picked you to solve the hard questions. Why are you asking me? Did I raise my hand?

16. When your results come out and you see you failed maths

15. When you finish a test and all your friends are arguing about whether the answer was 17 or 20 but your answer was -6.

14. Your relationship with Jesus during the exam

13. When the exam is even multiple choice but your own answer still doesn’t agree with the options.

12. When you see the first question in the exam hall.

11. You trying to cram as much formulas as possible

10. You when the exam timetable showed Maths as the first subject.

9. When everyone else is using the four figure table and you’re just looking around like: Help me Jesus!

8. When the example is always like 500 times easier than the classwork and a million times easier than the exam.

8. When the example is always like 500 times easier than the classwork and a million times easier than the exam.

7. When you cannot even figure out basic Maths, but some people are taking Further Mathematics.

6. Your brain when Maths suddenly changes from 1+1 = 2 to dy/dx.