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blackboy:
Jahi is a high brow developing area of Abuja. Such crimes are very common in Abuja especially developing areas. Committed by locals, cart pushers people who come around during the day.

Usually best to have security guards , dogs or pigs to scare them off.

They keep coming until you put deterrence on the fence and in the compound.

God will take control

amen

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Hello. My sister lives in jahi abuja, she just got married last year and during that period several attempts by thives to rob her house has be carried out but luckily her husband was there to scare tham off, so just yesterday they both went to work only to come back and see that their door has been broken, their LG LED 32 inch flat screen tv, their home theater, and go tv has been stolen but luckly their laptops which were on the bed before the husband put them in the cupboard were not stolen and the thief or thives used their bed sheet to wrap all the things stolen. The case has been reported to the police and the go tv agents which they said they would be able to track. We would appriciate it if any info would be given that could lead to the the arrest of the thief or thives, here are some number if any info is gotten 08094391461, and 08036508177. Thank you

Wife: If i knew u were dis Poor wuldn’t have married you Akpos: what do u think I meant when I said u were the only thing I have in this world? one word for akpos!

Chichi: Do you smoke? Akpos: Yes Chichi: How many packs a day? Akpos: 3 packs Chichi: How much per pack Akpos: £10.00 Chichi: And how long have you been smoking? Akpos: 15 years Chichi: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at £900. In one year, it would be £10,800 correct? Akpos: Correct Chichi: If in 1 year you spend £10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at £162,000 correct? Akpos: Correct Chichi: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked,that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari? Akpos: Do you smoke? Chichi: No Akpos: Where's your Ferrari then

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Grasshopper
Chameleon
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That's all my eyes could see

What about the fox??

An illiterate Father(akpos) with his Educated son went on a camping trip. They set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, Akpos wakes his Son up and asks " Look up to the sky and tell me what you see?" son: "I see millions of stars." Akpos: "What does that tell you son? Son: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of Galaxies & Planets." Akpos slaps Son hard and says, "You idiot! Pesin don thief our Tent An illiterate Father(akpos) with his Educated son went on a camping trip. They set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, Akpos wakes his Son up and asks " Look up to the sky and tell me what you see?" son: "I see millions of stars." Akpos: "What does that tell you son? Son: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of Galaxies & Planets." Akpos slaps Son hard and says, "You idiot! Pesin don thief our Tent

Ekaitte (akpor's wife) goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. ... Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. Ekaittes : 'Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?' Akpors: laughs and says: 'An Italian girl!!!' The wife kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: 'So, honey, how was the trip?' 'Very good, thank you.' 'And, what happened to my present?' 'Which present?' She asked. 'The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!' 'Oh, that' she said 'Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for 9 months to see if it is a girl

Akpos got to School late on Monday Morning and his teacher asked; Teacher: Why did u come late to school?. Akpos: One man lost 1000 naira note at the Bus Stop. Teacher: ohhh...I see..were you helping him to look for the money?. Akpos: No!!.. I DEY CRAZE ...Na me stand on top d money since!

Khd95:
I told my self i was not goin to laught,until i got to the last part

abeg who kolo pass for the two?

Na the oga oo

A Reverend father was praying over the offering in church. Akpos opened his eyes and saw the father taking five thousand naira out of the bowl. The father saw that Akpos caught him red- handed. So he said "Amen. Blessed are those who see and remain quiet.'' Akpos replied "For they shall receive their share, Halleluyah!"

Ebuka told his Oga at the shop to wait at the gate and pick him up after His Commerce exam at the Commercial Secondary school where he was Registered. He was given Commerce Exam question paper and the only question he could Answer was question number 3 and it says: ''Differentiate between a Warehouse and a Shop. ''(20marks) After much thinking he smiled and wrote his answer: Warehouse is at Ojota while shop is at Alaba. Then he submitted his paper and went to meet his Oga at the gate. Oga : Ebuka , how did it go? Ebuka: It was so simple Oga, question number three Says: Differentiate between a warehouse and a Shop. Oga : And what did you write ? Ebuka: Well I wrote that warehouse is at Ojota while shop Is at Alaba. Oga : So is that all you wrote ? Ebuka : Yes . Oga : Common go back and put the phone numbers and Complete address, stupid boy! That's how you get customers, idiot!!!!