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10. When they see that you have all your particulars complete.

9. When they jump in your front seat and tell you to drive to their office.

8. When they start waving gun in your face on top checking license. Is it that deep?

7. When they ask to see your phone.

6. When they just assume you’re either a yahoo boy or a runz girl.

5. When they see a young person driving a nice car.

5. When they see a young person driving a nice car.

4. When they stop you and ask “can we know you?”

3. Nigerian police, when they see a car with tinted windows.

2. The Nigerian police starter pack:

1. When you’re driving and you see a police checkpoint.

haba! I posted something like this and it didn't make fp, not fair at all

buskie13:
and to ms pheals...it's not that bad...d pics corresponds with de words so well

please tell her

15. How you feel every time your bank takes that N65:

14. You, when the ATM makes that ‘Krrrrrrrr’ sound. YES LORD!

13. When the ATM just swallowed someone’s card and they tell you to try your own. No, thanks.

12. When the ATM asks if you want a receipt then says it doesn’t have paper.

11. When someone goes to the ATM that doesn’t have a line in front of it instead of going to the one with a queue. All of us that are not using it are mad, abi?

10. Whenever you see “Issuer or Switch Inoperative” What does this even mean?

9. When the person using the ATM is reading it as if it’s a novel.

8. When someone asks you to help them use the ATM.

7. When it doesn’t bring out your money but you get a debit alert.

6. When you don’t withdraw because you’re broke and someone asks “is it dispensing?” Uhm! Actually…The thing is…

5. You, when you want to check your account balance. Mind your business, please.

4. When someone tries to jump the queue.

3. Nigerians and “Are you the last pulzon on the queue? Amatyourback.”

2. When the ATM swallows your card on a weekend.

1. When the ATM in front of a bank
doesn’t have money in it.

Just 294 days passed between the Italian's appointment at Leicester City and their surprise Premier League win, beating the Portuguese's record of 332 from his first Chelsea stint The story of Leicester City 's fairytale Premier League title win continues to unfold and unearth new records, and now Claudio Ranieri can add one of his own to the growing list. The Italian, who claimed his first top-flight title in three decades of management with the Foxes' 5000-1 triumph, has broken the record for the fewest days passed between appointment and winning the title which was previously held by Jose Mourinho. Ranieri was appointed by Leicester on July 13, 2015, and claimed the league crown on May 2, with 294 days passing in between, beating Mourinho's record by 38 days. Mourinho, in his first stint at Stamford Bridge, was appointed on June 2, 2004, and won Chelsea's first ever Premier League crown on April 30, 2005. Chelsea dominate the list, with Carlo Ancelotti up next on 342 days, having been appointed on June 1, 2009, and winning the title in his first season on May 9, 2010. Arsene Wenger was appointed on October 1, 1996, and won his first, and Arsenal's, first Premier League crown on May 3, 1998. Arsenal won their last title in 2004, with 4392 days passing since then.

The Argentine was involved in a heated exchange with the Spanish club's delegate Pedro Pablo Matesanz when making a substitution in injury time Diego Simeone angrily slapped Atletico Madrid's official during Tuesday's Champions League semi-final clash with Bayern Munich. Despite a 2-1 defeat at the Allianz Arena Atletico reached the Champions League final, where they will face either Real Madrid or Manchester City. But with Atletico clinging onto their away-goal advantage in injury time, Simeone became involved in a heated exchange with the club's delegate Pedro Pablo Matesanz. Atletico were preparing to send Stefan Savic on for Koke when Matesanz began speaking to the fourth official. Matesanz then turned to speak to Simeone but the Argentine slapped the Atletico delegate on the shoulder before shouting back at him.

Pep Guardiola’s Bayern Munich lose their third consecutive Champions League semi-final against Spanish opposition. He’ll leave the club without having won the trophy, which has to be considered a failure. Xabi Alonso opened the scoring for Bayern with a deflected free-kick, only to see his team-mate Th0omas Muller miss with a penalty a couple of minutes later. In the second half, Antoine Griezmann wrestled control of the tie back in Atletico’s favour, leaving Bayern Neuer needing two goals to win it. Robert Lewandowski got one of them before Fernando Torres missed from the spot, to leave Bayern over five minutes in which to grab the goal they needed. Their attempt was valiant, but they came up short. Atletico Madrd are through to the final in the San Siro on 28 May.

Leicester City have completed one
of the most remarkable stories in
the history of English football by
winning the Premier League title.
Written off as relegation
candidates at the start of the
season, when the bookmakers
made Leicester 5,000-1 outsiders
to be crowned champions, they
secured the first top-flight title in
the club’s history after Tottenham
were unable to beat Chelsea on
Monday night.
Do not adjust your reality: this
really is happening. For the last
three months Leicester City’s
gloriously bold progress towards
a first English top-flight title has
unfurled like a slow breaking
wave. A draw against Manchester
United on Sunday afternoon left
Claudio Ranieri’s collection of off-
cuts and rising talents a step
closer. Tottenham’s failure to
beat Chelsea on Monday night
was the final nudge. The wave
has finally broken on a Premier
League title some are already
calling the most unlikely sporting
victory of all time.