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NOBODYY:
U lied..u opened nairaland May 5 2012..not 2011 And u don't read ppls comment..u'v commented 65 times before Guilty or Not guilty?

Lol. See marking. Tackling of life

Please ooo. What is the cut off for accounting? I am a DE aspirant and I got 78.

1stLadyRobinho:
No one does it better like the REAL OWNER... 1stLady Skin-Care Rocks, beware of piracy coz ur skin is ur greatest asset.

1stlady... Why spoil another person's business to make a point? I saw one of your posts where someone said you mix carotone or whatever with black soap and you gave it back to the person. I personally liked your comment then. Please the sky is big enough for birds to fly.

I respect you more than this please.

Yungmilio2:
boredom is over l khassy is in the building chasing boredom like heat is off d ceiling l back to ghost mode and i sight mizzhoneey really? then this night is really gonna be honey

Honey..... Lol.

HaneefahRN:
Thanks for clearing things up sis. No hard feelings. What course?
@Greatguru, thanks for verifying too. Glad to know u're now conscious of not annoying pple.
Pls, where is Mizzhoney o, it's been a while.

I am here dear... Just observing

eddie7:
[color=#550000][/color] Yea it includes DE

Thanks

shekalamin:
BTW what course did u apply for?
I rep COMMON LAW (DE)

Thanks bro . My proposed course is accounting


Just curious if the merit list will include DE aspirants. Somebody should give me an answer pleaseeee

Where have I been? Guess I am on a long thing. Never knew a thread like this exist. Well shoutout to everyone that kept this thread alive for people like me

Quick questions please... I can't read through all this pages... 400 plus haba!

I am a DE aspirant... Is there any DE thread for the 2015/2016 session?

The anticipated Wednesday list... Is it gonna include DE?
I am just curious


Modified: I ve figured out the thread but its dry mehn

angiography:
how can it be more official than checking it jamb website. It's on the official jamb website
i have been offered medicine baba

Congrats dear........... Ire a kari

Its high time you guys left this guru guy.
I was reading few sensible posts here until he posted and you guys gave him the attention he wanted.

No mention,no reply, no quote.just ignore... after sometime he will get the message and quit madness... Just one post and about 5 replies...
You guys are Giving him too much attention,he don turn celeb here now

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HaneefahRN:
lolz, mizzhoney when did u become his swt@? I love u more than that o.

Person wey one catch monkey go do like monkey.... Lol

greatguru22:
For their mind i met all unilag requirements... Unilag unlike OAU dt accepts both upper credit and distinction, unilag accepts only distinction/first class for DE..

Since i have distinction and i studied in lagos, i wil just obtain unilag form den go and sleep but i did NOT choose unilag cos i cant spend all my education in lagos so d need to change environment arised.. Besides OAU na baba

Tnks for remembering me, i forgot to tel them dis in my last post

I believe you. Don't mind them

Infact I can see that You have Distinction in Madness. Mad man, Who be ogbomosho guy? Walai u be mad man (first class mad man).[/quote]

chisombenedicta:
werey tiii o ni rival ,keep displaying!

0lushola:
RIP english. CHei!

Rimini:
The past tense of arise is arose!!!

Posts that got me laffing out loud. Mean peeps. lol

Infact I can see that You have Distinction in Madness. Mad man, Who be ogbomosho guy? Walai u be mad man (first class mad man). I tested you and you failed.

Guys forget about the story, this guy is mad. Na mouth he get, I be correct Ogun guy and I want you to come here if you are for real.
Come my side if you dare, I swear you are gonna regret your life. F*ck your law, you gonna burn.
I, personally will teach you the lesson of your life.
That OAU, mark my words, You are going down.
Gbagbe bose sele.

E be like say you are gonna be my first scape goat in that school and I'll teach you a lesson of your life.

Lol@ distinction in madness

aduragbemisteve:
and who said this thread is dry? Mizhoneey? I think its flooded now

Lol.... I like the drama now. Na them go tire last. Arguing with greatguru is like fighting a mad man on the street,na who go tire? There is nothing we can do about it,he is the 10 in 1 plague given to this thread we have to accept him the way he is.

My lesson from this whole pa lava.... Different people dey dis world(never knew his kind exist). Just learn to accept,tolerate and ignore some people to live in peace

greatguru22:
Is like both of u get torch for ur brain.. I wil use all d means of tracking system i gathered for several years without sleeping to get u..

D last time i tracked a guy down was year 2012.. I handed him to EFCC cos i saw him posting live exam questions online.

Ur own offence is trouble makers, dt is wat we would use as back up when sanctionin u.. Ofcourse someone must not be tracked down and disciplined without genuine reasons.

Let me tel u, ur thousands can never run any where.. Save today's date.. Besides i have ur details in my ipad.. Idiots

Chubbiehills:
i am just laughing at your stupidity. Why dont u study in unilag? Cos u re not up to the task?

Greatguru ride on... I am on your side. Swthrt please answer that question so they won't win US. Why didn't you go to Unilag?

Chubbiehills:
i am just laughing at your stupidity. Why dont u study in unilag? Cos u re not up to the task?

Lol? He is up to tHe task oO.
He didn't study in unilag cos their senate building is not fine. He tracked the VC,Registrar down and sanctioned them for that. Na so e vex so tey go poly

Onyioguz:
OK, since it isn't above 70% as you thought it should be, I advise they should be tracked down, and be disciplined.. which kin thing, they shouldn't go contrary to your tots..lol

Lol

HaneefahRN:
Lolz, swt@ where av u been? I dey hide under bed ni, but since u are back now, I'll come out. Abeg pull me.
How're u doin and how was ur exam 'uniilorin'. Any news for us? Cos OAU sef is dulling us o, imagine no news abt DE even tho some faculties av pasted their jambite and pdite cut-offs. It is well. I hope DE candidates names also come out with merit list sha or is it subsequent lists?

Around dear..... 5n,I got 78.....hope they dash me admissn this time(I got 72 last year,no admission).
Dats y I chose ilorin.. OAU na better school but them too dey dull. I no sabi how dem dey do am,bt I knw whichever way, God go win.

Onyioguz:
no news ooo, do u have any good news?? WHR have u been??

Around jare.... Money must be made nah... Ve bn busy with my Ican program nd business.

aduragbemisteve:
they are under the bed hiding

Lol... Male and female under the bed hiding.... Hiding what? Don't corrupt me ooo. Lol

Who died? This thread dry pass desert ooo


Eniola,spenca,hanifAt,onyioguz,samakinr. nd others....... Where are you? Are you guys scared of punishment,being sanctioned,disciplined,tracked or exposed?Lol

Let's have fun jhor. This thread is getting boring

HaneefahRN:
Miss honey, how was ur exam?

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I have not written it .Scheduled for saturday exams. Tanx dearie 4 checkn. Good9t

eniolaamoda:
And I used to think unilorin is d holiest art thou school..

I wish

Lol ..... U better take d last warning before greatguru track you down . He almost tracked me down

Greatguru....no vex. He is just a children. Don't sanction him please

HaneefahRN:
I love ur strategy. UniIlorin has tht problem, there is almost nothing like merit. U'll see pple with 70's not admitted while pple wt barely 50 will be admitted, connection and prayer is d key.
May God help us all. I know this year will be favourable to us by God's grace

Amin nah

God will do em this year! I'm looking forward to congratulating you on your admission into different universities this year. Better By Far in particular[/quote]

OBSEQUIOUS:
@misshoney, keep up the faith. God won't disappoint we all using Ican. This is our year!

rkarang:
**Sighs**

God will do em this year! I'm looking forward to congratulating you on your admission into different universities this year. Better By Far in particular

Tanx dearies. God will grant us all the best

rkarang:
I was about saying sister, until I saw "I'm still very young"

Don't worry, everything will be alright this time around.

Meanwhile, keep in mind to give in your best in the PUTME. DE is the most difficult... As schools generally have relatively low admission quota for DE applicants.

Where did you bag your ND? When I made Distinction in my ND; I was feeling like, university admission is too sure for me this year, bla bla bla... So I started calculating composites on FUNAAB thread in 2013... Not knowing that my application would fall through.

I was told to obtain UTME together with DE but I snubbed such suggestion... Until I learnt my lesson in a hard way.

When FUNAAB released her first batch admission, I started running around... I was so confident that I went to the school admission office to ask why I wasn't offered admission. See what I got "Admission is highly competitive here, the fact that you have Distinction doesn't guarantee you automatic admission".

The following year, 2014, it was God that guided me. If I had relied on a Dr that promised... He said "Your name is not in second list, for 2013, we've already concluded 2013/2014 admission." Then I asked, what if I tell you earlier... He replied "They'll admit you"

But I didn't rely on him. I swallowed my pride and obtained UTME. Nailed 267 and even asked for support from different folks... Guess what? The man didn't make good of his promise. I wasn't offered admission in FUNAAB. Mark you, the same man is now a Prof... I chose AAUA as second choice in DE, nailed 72% in PUDE but also fell through... It was only the UTME that pulled through

To come it off, do your very best and leave the rest for God.

To the proud folk; sooner than later, you'll eat a humble pie.



**runs out of thread**

AAUA na wash...wrote their pst utme 2yrs ago. They hardly admit non- indigen...I really passed ...got 60smtn cos there was mass failure and they had to reduce cut off to 40. 2frnds of mine that re indigen got 40 and gained admission. D mumu gal come dtey take me wash now

Finished sec. Skul 14,ond in feb 2012. Supposed to finish 2011 but strike nd all delayed me.
Started ican 2yrs ago.... Nd I took solace in it until I failed this year. E pain me die

Na to enter skul dis year sure pass ooo. My sec. Skul mates don serve finish forget
Thou my dad says there is no senior graduate ,bt der will always be a fresh graduate

I knw all that na to console me...lol

Tanx dear. Hopn nd prayn 4 d best,preparing for the worst. NOUN or HND will be my last resort

Canme4u:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Thank you. God bless

rkarang:
I love your strategy, I did something similar last year.

By God's grace, your applications shall pull through.

You're gunning for Accounting in UNILORIN too abi? If yes, we're going to be in the same Faculty, take some courses together...

Should you prefer UNILORIN admission to others, I'll be looking forward to meeting you @ Better By Far campus.

BTW, have you sat for UNILORIN PUTME before?

Yes oooo. I prefer ilorin.... No strike. I ve wasted enough years. Wrote d exam 2013(68),2014(76) dem no choose me bt daris God ooo. I gave up dis year nd chose oau with ican

My dad said I should choose d skul again.. Cos he met an old gf dat is a sis to d registrar.lol

I chose 4 skuls in all,whichever comes 1st ni ooo. Thou I m still very young bt this is the age I planned to finish skul nd service