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CelebritiesRe: Chinedu Ikedieze (AKI) Is 36 Today by mki: 1:36pm On Dec 12, 2013
andyanders: You are here hiding and calling Aki mighty dwarf. Note that his parents are normal human beings over 5'8'' but Aki came this way.

You too, when you start having children, one of them will turn to be like Aki but with no use to you and the society as he will become a liability to you. Or worse, you get an im=becile as a child or even you can get involved in an accident and be deformed.
God created us all and by making caricature of a human being created by God is an insult to God. So watch what you say so that you don't become a victim.
Calling somebody a mighty dwarf is not an insult as you are making it seem.and does not deserve all the curse you placed on that man . For your information there is a Nigerian Association of Dwarfs and I don't think the members are ashamed to belong.
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Attacks Air-Force Base In Maiduguri by mki: 8:56pm On Dec 02, 2013
abbeysteph: Guy u dey craz 4 head wea did u get all ds craps 4rm is it ur imaginatn or wat u ar bn tot in ur arabic schs.if na d 1st ur madness don get masters n u need help fast fast if na d 2nd omg d united states,eu n nato sud kip manufacturing morr drones because u pple ar beyond redemption
.Mr man I tire for you. What McLuhan has been writing is called sarcasm. You can check it up.
Jokes EtcRe: Most Powerful Pictures Taken In Nigeria by mki: 1:13pm On Dec 02, 2013
ceaser: 26. Angry husbands. These actually happened, or so it seems.
27. June, 2007 - During a tour of some Local Authority primary schools. Ain't they cute?
The last picture reminds me of when we used to sing 'O magi O magii When shall I see my home.
IslamRe: Angola Denies Banning Islam by mki: 10:55pm On Nov 27, 2013
I think Angolans are simply looking ahead. They have looked around the world and don't want to make the mistake of others.
CareerRe: Nigeria’s Highest Paid CEOs by mki: 12:37am On Nov 23, 2013
And who told you these are the highest paid CEOs in Nigeria? Forbes?
CrimeRe: Man Butchers Mum, Buries Parts In Shallow Grave In Bayelsa by mki: 9:44pm On Nov 14, 2013
The man told his mother that she would not see the following day, yet she slept in the house without any protection. This to me was a careless death.
PoliticsRe: 18 Killed As JTF Bombs Boko-Haram Training Camp In Borno by mki: 6:06am On Feb 02, 2013
ujoatu: Pl how do I benefit from d 72virgins bazaar without being a muslim or BH faithful? I dnt wanna die yet as well but wnt mind em virgins when I depart eventually
No other way but to join the Boko Haram.Better be fast at it cus the virgins are running out.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why We Agreed To Cease Fire - Boko Haram Faction by mki: 8:20am On Jan 29, 2013
So these boko people have been having series of meetings with Northern governments and yet they claim they are faceless.
PoliticsRe: An Indecent Pix Of A Nigerian Police by mki: 8:12am On Jan 29, 2013
So where is the picture?
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: No More Fighting…for Now by mki: 8:06am On Jan 29, 2013
Don't mind them. They only want to mobilise for the fight in Mali. Govt should use this chance to eliminate them.
CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Burying Daughter Alive by mki: 8:10pm On Jan 22, 2013
sanity12: All dis pple 4rm east sha....nawa 4 una oooo....wetin we no go hear 4rm una.....
Ignorance. The crime took place in Kokori town in the heart of Urhobo land of Delta state. Asaba happens to be the capital of Delta state.
CrimeRe: Housemaid Invites Boyfriend To Rob Boss, Feigns Kidnap by mki: 9:08am On Jan 09, 2013
Who would pay N5m for the release of a housemaid? Bloody fools.
PoliticsRe: Sokoto, Katsina Top List Of Poor States... by mki: 12:15am On Jan 09, 2013
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride. Mr. Chief Statistician, wishing prosperity to your people will not change the reality. I am sure by the time you visit Anambra state and travel through the hinterland, you will throw away this your report and face the reality.
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Benedict Pardons Ex-butler by mki: 10:36am On Dec 23, 2012
Only people who drink excessively employ butlers. The butler must have been stealing these papers while the pope was drunk.
LiteratureRe: "Kidnapped For Rituals In Broad Day Light" by mki: 12:18am On Dec 20, 2012
I am sure you need a job in Nollywood. I can link you up.
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HealthRe: Stop Using Libido-Enhancing Drugs - NAFDAC Warns Nigerians by mki: 10:49pm On Dec 12, 2012
These drugs are just made to make women happy. See there are too many of them on this thread.
SportsRe: Chitalu Scored More Than Messi's In A Calendar Year by mki: 11:14pm On Dec 11, 2012
Chitalu. That name na Igbo name. It has a meaning in Igbo.
PhonesRe: Phone App For The Adulterer, Makes Lover's Texts Disapear! by mki: 7:50am On Oct 16, 2012
People will sell anything just to be rich. Why would this man decide to promote infidelity in the world?
PoliticsRe: Four Kogi Farmers Commit Suicide Over Flood Disaster by mki: 7:28am On Oct 16, 2012
redsun: For those who think they are going to hell,their hell just actually ended,while yours is still on,untill you kpeme.

They might have taken a clue from gej,when he said they shouldnt commit suicide in his speech.How he could have used that harsh word to console a nation is sometime i dont understand,it felt like he was teasing them and reminding them of options.
It beats me why Mr President would, of all things, inform these poor farmers in Bayejsa that their colleagues in Kogi were already commiting suiside. Providing options indeed.
CrimeRe: OPC Leader Arrested For Attempted Murder by mki: 11:53pm On Sep 01, 2012
These men had no faith.This one failed because of fear. That was why he shot the man's leg. If you are sure of your stuff, you dont aim the leg. You shoot the chest or the head.
Foreign AffairsRe: 17 People Beheaded In Afghanistan For Attending A Party by mki: 2:50am On Aug 28, 2012
Muhammed is responsible for all this barbarity. Instead of redirecting presumed sinners to the right path of righteousness as Jesus did, he ordered that they all be killed.
FashionRe: Do We Really Need Clothes? by mki: 9:23pm On Aug 08, 2012
dapo338: By that time, Women will walk in groups including their brothers,
she go say: Niyi(brother) help me see if any guy dey road, shey make i pass
Niyi: I dey see 1 guy but no worry, i go fit beat this one if he behaves funny.
meanwhile Lots of guy 2 they hide, watch and shadow. any babe dey come.....

All fathers will turn to hunter... Safe guarding their daughters....lol
Very imaginative and hillarious too.
PoliticsRe: Policeman Shoots 2 Colleagues In Adamawa by mki: 6:07pm On Aug 01, 2012
MacLovington: When you recruit mad men into the police, the result is inevitable.

All policemen should undergo psychiatric test every year. Beginning with the IG.

While we are it, all ministers, senators (to exclude dementia, alzheimer's etc in those old men) and representatives should do same.

Normal people can't possibly loot as they do.
I agree totally.
Christianity EtcRe: Church Robbers Beg God For Forgiveness In Enugu by mki: 6:56am On Jul 17, 2012
inteli: .
What are they investigating again? They should go after Sir Joseph. No stories..
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Meanwhile, the Enugu State Police Command has commenced investigation into the robbery. The commands Police Public Relations Officer, PPRO, Ebere Amaraizu, said the suspects would be made to face the music in accordance with the law after the investigation.
Guess we know what that means. cheesy
CrimeRe: Robbers Invade Skye Bank In Portharcourt, Two Robbers Shot Dead!(images) by mki: 11:12pm On Jul 11, 2012
I am surprised people are responding to the psycho (antit)path.If you start chatting with a madman, people might think you also mad. Meanwhile, good job NPF. We expect more of that.
RomanceRe: I Lied About Not Having A Job And He Ran by mki: 8:36am On Jul 11, 2012
@OP: I think the peoblem is that you are only looking for someone to love you, money or no money. You are not looking for someone to love, money or no money.
PoliticsRe: What Utter Madness - Civil Defence Corps Now To Carry Arms by mki: 7:16pm On Jul 08, 2012
Every Nigerian should be allowed to carry guns. That way, harrasment by criminals and terrorists will be a thing of the past.
PoliticsRe: Worst Governor And Slowest Developing States In Nigeria by mki: 8:58pm On May 25, 2012
Uduaghan is presently handling the longest road dualisation by any governor in the country. Uduagha is the only governor building an airport in Nigeria. Please Uduagha is not in this list.
PoliticsRe: Army Nabs Gunrunners In Adamawa by mki: 3:58pm On Mar 18, 2012
One would be naive to expect christians and pastors in the North not to arm and protect themselves and their churches now. It is clear that the law cannot provide that for them. This is just the begining.
BusinessRe: Cash-Less Economy: How Will It Affect You? by mki: 4:09pm On Mar 17, 2012
You are already confused.

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