₦airaland Forum

chiogo:
Come to your house? how many times will I tell you I'm 12.

Mind you, Ibk is not under-age What do y'all UK peeps call 'under-age' anyway?
everyone

Lol thankyou ever so much chiogo

eldee:
A small girl like Ibkaye can make a big man like you shake like God knows what.

Oh, and I beg your pardon?  

eldee:
Who's this and what did you do to get a ban??
I'm thinking Missy B or Stilly.

Life is hard for us maynne. . .
A small girl like Ibkaye can make a big man like you shake like God knows what.

it's ibkaye you Arrow

eldee:
Sharrap you laptop eyes . . .elephant ears

Yes ooh . . . that thing can turn a man into sumn else.
You'll see yourself asking 'erm . . . sister, ca-ca-ca-can I borrow your bum-ba-ba-biro'

i'm serious, is everything ok?

what the hell is eldee doing here?

chic2pimp:
Look @ dis kukurubente calling me opkekurete
If by books you mean Boys ki nis then I am inclined to agree with you

Ibukun have respect for the Lord Thy God ooo .
Even on East sunday nah wetin you dey do for church be dat

oh put a sock in it

and Jill's a drunkard's daughter

Jack's a handsome preacher's son

oh mr sandman

pro01:
I never applied for a US Visa. Been to more exotic places on holidays. Slaves like you go there to wash corpses and never quite save enough money to buy a ticket home. "whack naija music"? Listen to yourself. Such blanket denigration of your own country's art speaks volumes of your paucity of sense.

If you dont like particular naija songs, it's allowed! But by all means indicate that/those which you do like! Ayettymama and everyone else here did just that. For you to condescendingly denigrate the whole gamut of naija art expression as "gibberish" or "whack" shows how pathetically pretentious you are. Drop that beautiful name 'Amaka' and ask your slave-master to find a befitting 'foreign' name for you. I'd suggest one for free though: dimwit.

lol, oh gosh, here we go

hello

and a hot seagull you are

Salvie:
I thought if life's not fair, you could bleach it, but in this case its pretty difficult.

Thankyou for making my day

and what are you insinuating?

Krayola:
Cannabis

oh yeah!

oh but she is, tanimz, will you marry me?

oh she's just adorable

took six big wheels and rolled our bodies off of howth head and into the flesh, mmmmh, yes

doyin13:
H202 and the hansons. . .

Wetin dey interesting in all the list wey una
put so?

Please take your boring lives elsewhere u hear.

shior

pffft.

H2O2:
I love paying rent
I don't know who my friends are
I've learned not to trust these girls
I eat too much cake
I will f@%$k you up if I need to

there is something very wrong with you

@topic
i'm excited about summer
i haven't been excited about summer in three years
i love my mummy
i don't like milk
i need to turn my phone on

it suddenly occurred to me that i am unable to look people in the eye

i fux wid it

i like to tralala once in a while
i love the smell of tipex
i have an awfully boring social life
my gums currently hurt
i have very long fingers

Shaunscot:
The boondocks (Huey,Riley and Grandpa) is not exactly what u would call an anime although its funny as hell.
Besides, this thread is about the strongest anime character.
Are u suggesting Grandpa?

LOL!

nothing

Mmmbop/Ibkaye

oh sumptuous ibkaye, she's just awesome, so awsome, oh man, i dig her

you!

i'm talking to you, you schmuck

you're being a real schmuck

what a schmuck

just one look at you dinurrrrr and I know it's gonna be din din dinurrrrr, a lovely daaaaaay

officially a stalker