ewww.

Behind with 5 lecture homeworks. dear gawwd, I feel like crying

H2O2:

Ohhh noooo my period's on

you and these others benches in here contributing to the funk

**barfs**

Don't worry, the sweet smelling aroma of my fart will quench the scent.

I like farting loudly when my period is on.

I want to learn how to roll my eyes to the back of my head and then back out.

Hahahaha I can eye better than you.

We should have an eyeing competition.

I hate lab reports. Who in da world started it

I demand the U.K government Ban Beautiful women from attending the same classes as yours truly

shior, ashewo oshi. Is that what you should be looking at in class?

H2O2:

Don't worry, the sweet smelling aroma of my fart will quench the scent.

I like farting loudly when my period is on.

*Dies**

Well be proud of it i guess
becareful u might poop your pants

chic2pimp:

I demand the U.K government Ban Beautiful women from attending the same classes as yours truly

I'll sign that petition too.
It's more annoying when they walk straight to the back of the class forcing me to turn my neck in a 270^o angle.
It's dangerous for my health . . . I'm barely in my mid-twenties and they want me dead.

Damm What a 30 or 32 year old cry baby
Hes too old to be acting like such a newborn
hes supposed to be having a newborn now

Youre too old to be running after, handing you tissues when I dont adhere to your ridiculous demands

Seriously, who got time for  middle aged men crisis

an naaaa once you're over 29 you're old

eldee:

I'll sign that petition too.
It's more annoying when they walk straight to the back of the class forcing me to turn my neck in a 270^o angle.
It's dangerous for my health . . . I'm barely in my mid-twenties and they want me dead.

na only 270^o?

eldee:

I'll sign that petition too.
It's more annoying when they walk straight to the back of the class forcing me to turn my neck in a 270^o angle.
It's dangerous for my health . . . I'm barely in my mid-twenties and they want me dead.

Oh bwoi me sef don learn my lesson jare. Nah for back of class I dey sit now
You fit scope all the fine fine chics finish .
Nah my friend tish me. Everyday I'll see this dude doing some crazy measurement obviously not related to what we were being taught until I finally knew nah babes bakassi and bazookas him and his gang dey yarn about

FL Gators:

shior, ashewo oshi. Is that what you should be looking at in class?

Will you sharrpa dia
Abi you wan tell me say you dey look @ peng boys for florida?

chic2pimp:

Oh bwoi me sef don learn my lesson jare. Nah for back of class I dey sit now
You fit scope all the fine fine chics finish .
Nah my friend tish me. Everyday I'll see this dude doing some crazy measurement obviously not related to what we were being taught until I finally knew nah babes bakassi and bazookas him and his gang dey yarn about

rotflmao

chic2pimp:

Will you sharrpa dia
Abi you wan tell me say you dey look @ peng boys for florida?

oya, come and shut me up nau. . . . opkekurete like yourself
Lol I dont look at any FL boys, I face my books

Jack's a handsome preacher's son

and Jill's a drunkard's daughter

FL Gators:

oya, come and shut me up nau. . . . opkekurete like yourself
Lol I dont look at any FL boys, I face my books

Look @ dis kukurubente calling me opkekurete
If by books you mean Boys ki nis then I am inclined to agree with you

Mmmbop:

Jack's a handsome preacher's son

Ibukun have respect for the Lord Thy God ooo .
Even on East sunday nah wetin you dey do for church be dat

chic2pimp:

Look @ dis kukurubente calling me opkekurete
If by books you mean Boys ki nis then I am inclined to agree with you

Ibukun have respect for the Lord Thy God ooo .
Even on East sunday nah wetin you dey do for church be dat

oh put a sock in it

feels good to be back!

lmao@kukurubente
oh gosh been ages I heard that

chic2pimp:

Oh bwoi me sef don learn my lesson jare. Nah for back of class I dey sit now
You fit scope all the fine fine chics finish .
Nah my friend tish me. Everyday I'll see this dude doing some crazy measurement obviously not related to what we were being taught until I finally knew nah babes bakassi and bazookas him and his gang dey yarn about

Ehen . . . so that's what that guy was doing??
I was wondering what he was doing measuring area of curvature and geometrical cumburus in a Comparative Law lecture.
Maynne, next lecture I'm going in with a protractor, divider and four-figure tables.

FL Gators:

na only 270^o?

I always stop when I hear a crack from my neck.

eldee:

Ehen . . . so that's what that guy was doing??
I was wondering what he was doing measuring area of curvature and geometrical cumburus in a Comparative Law lecture.
Maynne, next lecture I'm going in with a protractor, divider and four-figure tables.
I always stop when I hear a crack from my neck.

lmaoooooooo!!

Oh gosh, I cant breathe

what the hell is eldee doing here?

Mmmbop:

oh put a sock in it

So you do not deny it?

FL Gators:

lmao@kukurubente
oh gosh been ages I heard that

I'll rather not tell you why that name came into my head

eldee:

Ehen . . . so that's what that guy was doing??
I was wondering what he was doing measuring area of curvature and geometrical cumburus in a Comparative Law lecture.
Maynne, next lecture I'm going in with a protractor, divider and four-figure tables.
I always stop when I hear a crack from my neck.

Buhahahahaha You better do
Some of those curves wey I dey see for my class
Heavens knows the amount of self control i've had to have in order not to smack em especially when they hug me .
Some if those shawtys know exactly what they are doing to Mankind . Some of em' even smile back @ you after you are done scooping their bakassis

oya tell me why it came to your head

Mmmbop:

what the hell is eldee doing here?

Sharrap you laptop eyes . . .elephant ears

chic2pimp:

Buhahahahaha You better do
Some of those curves wey I dey see for my class
Heavens knows the amount of self control i've had to have in order not to smack em especially when they hug me .
Some if those shawtys know exactly what they are doing to Mankind . Some of em' even smile back @ you after you are done scooping their bakassis

Yes ooh . . . that thing can turn a man into sumn else.
You'll see yourself asking 'erm . . . sister, ca-ca-ca-can I borrow your bum-ba-ba-biro'

eldee:

Sharrap you laptop eyes . . .elephant ears

Yes ooh . . . that thing can turn a man into sumn else.
You'll see yourself asking 'erm . . . sister, ca-ca-ca-can I borrow your bum-ba-ba-biro'

i'm serious, is everything ok?

lol I need to log off NL and get my work done.

cwazy ppl dey on this land. Been lmao all day

FL Gators:

oya tell me why it came to your head

Wetin you go show me in return In otherwise we must do T, i.t for tat(When I say t, i.t, in this case I literaally mean it )

eldee:

Yes ooh . . . that thing can turn a man into sumn else.
You'll see yourself asking 'erm . . . sister, ca-ca-ca-can I borrow your bum-ba-ba-biro'

Nah so we see am my broda .
Wahlai women have it good oo
Those things can literaly turn us into dodoyos
I remember this Brainy dude(when i was in year11) being lost for words when a teacher asked him a question.
When we quizzed me later on we realised it was not his doing, the hot chic sitting next to him was rubbing his tighs close to his nether regions

Mmmbop:

i'm serious, is everything ok?

Who's this and what did you do to get a ban??
I'm thinking Missy B or Stilly.

chic2pimp:

Nah so we see am my broda .
Wahlai women have it good oo
Those things can literaly turn us into dodoyos
I remember this Brainy dude(when i was in year11) being lost for words when a teacher asked him a question.
When we quizzed me later on we realised it was not his doing, the hot chic sitting next to him was rubbing his tighs close to his nether regions

Life is hard for us maynne. . .
A small girl like Ibkaye can make a big man like you shake like God knows what.

eldee:

Who's this and what did you do to get a ban??
I'm thinking Missy B or Stilly.

Life is hard for us maynne. . .
A small girl like Ibkaye can make a big man like you shake like God knows what.

it's ibkaye you Arrow

Mmmbop:

it's ibkaye you Arrow

Oh . . . I was looking for the weird faces you always put in you profile pics