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Sports / Re: Simone Biles Becomes Most Decorated Female Gymnast In History by MobilityExpress: 12:13pm On Oct 09, 2019
She is the Michael Phelps of Gymnastics, na dis girl dem suppose use do spiderwoman movie grin

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Crime / Re: A Nairalander Escapes Suspected "One Chance" Robbers/ Ritualists by MobilityExpress: 11:36am On Oct 09, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Tunde Ednut Mocks BBNaija Car Prize For Mercy by MobilityExpress: 10:14am On Oct 09, 2019
MountainView:
That car is not worth more than N5M, how can a locally manufactured car like that be worth N25M

Ah dee tell you. Day light robbery! And I'm sure the technology inside will be the same tech with a 2005 Corolla grin. Power windows, power locks, power mirrors, 2 airbags, finish grin

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Celebrities / Re: Tunde Ednut Mocks BBNaija Car Prize For Mercy by MobilityExpress: 10:07am On Oct 09, 2019
How can Innoson sell a Low budget Hummer 3 / 2008 Toyota FJ Cruiser imitation for 25m? grin, this SUV no suppose worth pass N5m. Nawa oh lipsrsealed

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Politics / Re: ‘You Have To Provide Your Identity Cards’ - Army To Nigerians by MobilityExpress: 9:13am On Oct 09, 2019
Could this be an undercover plan to give imported Fulani herdsmen foreigners automatic Nigerian IDs and citizenship? RUGA implementation 101 grin

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Politics / Re: ‘You Have To Provide Your Identity Cards’ - Army To Nigerians by MobilityExpress: 9:11am On Oct 09, 2019
zizi4real:


Bros even abroad if you don’t hold your ID and police stop stop you , you will pay a fine, so i don’t see anything bad

shocked Pay a fine for not holding ID card? Where abroad please

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Phones / Re: Pictures From AfriOne, Nigeria's First Phone Assembly Plant by MobilityExpress: 7:15am On Oct 09, 2019
The FG will tax them to death, just wait and see.

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Politics / Re: Police Intensify Patrols As 150 Gunmen Attack Sokoto Villages by MobilityExpress: 7:13am On Oct 09, 2019
anochilar:
Ethiopia has 54 million cows, but rarely hear of cattle theft,
Nigeria has 20 million cows, but cattle theft is a constant challenge.

How can you compare a great country like Ethiopia to Nigeria?

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Politics / Re: Police Intensify Patrols As 150 Gunmen Attack Sokoto Villages by MobilityExpress: 7:01am On Oct 09, 2019
They kidnapped cows, Police Special Forces have been deployed immediately. But when they kidnap people, Buhari doesn't care. Government of the Cows, For the Cows, By the Cows ------ Buhari APC Democracy! grin

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Politics / Re: Farmers/Herdsmen Clashes: Sanni Bello Meets European Union (Photos) by MobilityExpress: 6:59am On Oct 09, 2019
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Crime / Re: Gunmen In Military Uniform Kidnap 9 Persons In Abuja by MobilityExpress: 8:11pm On Oct 08, 2019
Nigerians are getting kidnapped or killed everyday, Buhari's reaction below............

Programming / Re: [Advice] For New Programmers, what server-Side Programming Language Is The Best? by MobilityExpress: 7:20am On Oct 08, 2019
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Politics / Re: Terhemba Iyo: Soldier Killed By Bokoharam When He Ran Out Of Ammunition In Borno by MobilityExpress: 6:45pm On Oct 07, 2019
respect80:
I gave up on the NA when a returnee from the fight against BH told me that apart from the fact that they were under-equipped, ordinary drinking water for the real soldiers doing the fighting was a problem.

He even told me how one of their oga at the top came to request for bathing water from the tank of water which was meant for them (field soldiers) to drink from when they were still struggling and clustering around the tanker to get a drink out of it.

Funny enough, these ogas are served their own drinking waters in bottles along with soft drinks even though they ain't the ones doing the real fighting.

That's a clear depiction of the relationship between the Nigerian political class and the masses.

Someone hasn't gotten enough water to drink but the one who has enough to drink wants to take his bath from the little the other person wants to drink.

RIP to the dead of course.
I hope your soul transits to a better world were more value is attached to life and living.

Abacha, Babangida, Buhari and co did not suffer half of what the soldiers of today are suffering, yet they carried out coups to unsit their governments for bad governance. Let these ones continue to suffer and look, while their ogas are building mansions in Dubai.

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Politics / Re: Terhemba Iyo: Soldier Killed By Bokoharam When He Ran Out Of Ammunition In Borno by MobilityExpress: 6:41pm On Oct 07, 2019
Ordinary Boko Haram, a whole Nigerian Army cannot defeat for over over 10 years. What if Nigerian Army is now fighting with Hezbollah or God forbid, fighting with the US Army? Wetin go com happin lipsrsealed

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Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Reacts To Lecturers In 'Sex For Marks' Scandal by MobilityExpress: 6:37pm On Oct 07, 2019
Professional Hypocrite! As if he didn't know such things were happening before. Mtshewwwww
Sports / Re: Messi Breaks Ronaldo's Record Of Most Club Goals (420) In Europe's Top Leagues by MobilityExpress: 6:26pm On Oct 07, 2019
Messi outscored Ronaldo with 70 games less. That means Ronaldo works 70 times as hard, just to be able to have people compare him with Messi. Ronaldo's biggest achievement in his career is to overwork himself 70 times nearly to death just so people can put his name in the same sentence with Messi grin. At Messi's worst, he is equal to Ronaldo. At Ronaldo's best, he is 2nd to Messi grin. Messi the original GOAT. Ronaldo na back tyre of a car, Messi na front tyre. No matter how back tyre take speed, it can never overtake the front tyres grin

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Sports / Re: Messi Breaks Ronaldo's Record Of Most Club Goals (420) In Europe's Top Leagues by MobilityExpress: 6:19pm On Oct 07, 2019
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Galaticos444:
Playing for only one league with practically dsame players in most of his career,he shud try others league let's see how gud he's
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Neymar left, Messi still highest goal scorer
Xavi left, Messi still highest goal scorer
Iniesta left, Messi still highest goal scorer
Puyol left, Messi still highest goal scorer
Thiery Henry left, Messi still highest goal scorer
Eto'o left, Messi still highest goal scorer
Ronaldinho left, Messi still highest goal scorer............

If Barcelona likes, Barcelona sef should "LEFT", Messi will still be highest goal scorer grin

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Sports / Re: Messi Breaks Ronaldo's Record Of Most Club Goals (420) In Europe's Top Leagues by MobilityExpress: 6:14pm On Oct 07, 2019
Outscored Ronaldo with 70 GAMES FEWER. 70 games oh, 70 games fewer. Later some indomie children will be comparing Ronaldo to Messi. Mtshewwwww! Iffa hear anybody call Ronaldo GOAT, i wee sand you beta sanding grin

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Romance / Re: Akinwunmi Adesina: Stop Marrying Small Girls; Marry Your Age Mates by MobilityExpress: 6:09pm On Oct 07, 2019
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Politics / Re: NIMC/NIN: National Identification Number, Is The Form Meant To Be Sold? by MobilityExpress: 1:19pm On Oct 07, 2019
generationz:


Which centre is that?

Shomolu Local Government. Go there yourself and see. They are exploiting people and going contrary to the instructions on the NIMC website.
Politics / Re: NIMC/NIN: National Identification Number, Is The Form Meant To Be Sold? by MobilityExpress: 1:17pm On Oct 07, 2019
TGM2015:

Most of those that purchase form are those who have not take the option of online registration. The ladies was charging you for her service of helping you to visit the NIMC website, download and print hard copy for easy of pick up. You are paying for a service.

If you do not want to pay to get your NIN, visit their website, pre-enrolled yourself and print out the filled pre-enrollment form OR download and print the Pre-enrolment form yourself, fill it and bring it to their center. By the time you calculate the cost and the stress, you will realise why the lady sold the form to you for N100.

For more information about Pre-enrolment and free enrolment form, you can visit https://www.nimc.gov.ng/preenrolment-online/



Not true. I did my pre-registration online, got to the center with my print out, but my genuine print out from the NIMC website that had barcode was not accepted. They said I must buy form N50. That's that their system there, my print out was not taken. The Nigerian Civil Service is a hotbed of corruption.
Politics / Re: NIMC/NIN: National Identification Number, Is The Form Meant To Be Sold? by MobilityExpress: 12:42pm On Oct 07, 2019
I completed the pre-enrollment form online and did a print out, as instructed by the NIMC website. Then I went to one of the NIMC centers in Lagos with my print out having the bar code. They told me point blank that it can't work with their system there. Their system is I have to buy a form, fill and submit. I was wondering which form again, because the instructions on their website never said anything of such. But I bought it out of curiosity, N50. Then they gave me a photocopy form, lo and behold, it was the same form that I already filled online before I could get the bar code print out............. The most corrupt government civil service in the world........... Welcome to Nigeria!

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Politics / Re: Ozekhome Says President Buhari Can Be Investigated While In Office by MobilityExpress: 9:03am On Oct 07, 2019
Yes of course, he can be investigated while in office but he cannot be prosecuted. Therefore, Ozekhome goan stand in the corner, raise your hands and close your eyes...... bad child grin

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Crime / Re: Birom Militia Kills Fulani Herdsman In Jos (Graphic Photos) by MobilityExpress: 8:58am On Oct 07, 2019
abkrgumel:
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This Sad. I don't like how people incite to kill Fulani without knowing how dangerous it is. This people are illiterate they can kill thousands in retaliation of one me or you may be a victim of this jungle war without having a stake

How do you know it was Berom militias? What if they just cook up the lie. Where is the proof it was Berom that did it? Thousands of Berom people have been killed in the past, now there is a bit of peace, so you think they will want to start another round of killings? It is obviously a setup.
Crime / Re: Birom Militia Kills Fulani Herdsman In Jos (Graphic Photos) by MobilityExpress: 8:43am On Oct 07, 2019
How do they know it was Berom militias? They want to start mass killings in Jos again so they are cooking up an excuse to justify their evil. When many people get killed or kidnapped and survivors and witnesses say the attackers were fulani herdsmen, their people will say, how do they know it was fulani herdsmen, that there are over 200 hundred tribes in the North, did they see cow? Then their government protectors will label the killers foreigners or bandits. Ok, some people too are asking for a friend oh, how do they know it was Berom militias? Did they see agriculture there? Don't they know there are over 200 hundred tribes in the North, so why say it was Berom? It was not Berom, it was bandits and foreigners from Mali that did it............ Honestly, these things going are nothing but ethnic cleansing and genocide, they have been trying hard to wipe out the Berom people because they are Christians and because they want to steal their lands. May God defend them and give them governors that will defend their lives, properties, humanity and dignity.

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Education / Re: Computer Science And Computer Engineering: What Are The Differences? by MobilityExpress: 5:57am On Oct 07, 2019
Computer science - you major in software, minor in hardware

Computer engineering - you major in hardware, minor in software

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Politics / Re: Water Transportation: Lagos Targets 1m Passengers Daily by MobilityExpress: 7:24pm On Oct 06, 2019
1m people on the lagoon at the mercy of sea pirates that will start eyeing the lagoon waterways? There has to be heavy security in place patrolling the waterways round the clock, otherwise it won't work.
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Up For Grammy Award Consideration by MobilityExpress: 7:17pm On Oct 06, 2019
Rapsowdee01:
When I said Yemi is way better than Tiwa Savage, some people said I'm saying trash... Tiwa is just using sex appeal and nonsense to sell herself.. Her music is about sex, drug, man or nothing.

And what is Yemi Alade songs about?

Politics / Re: "Aisha Buhari, Better Return Before Someone Else Takes Over The Other Room" by MobilityExpress: 2:35pm On Oct 06, 2019
If she likes, she should stay in London till 2023, Buhari no dey worry on that one, Buhari no go shake body. A very disciplined old man like Buhari will not even keep any side chicks. But let Buhari hear say one cow miss for him Daura farm, na that one go provoke Buhari to action grin
Anyway, leave madam Aisha alone and mind your business. She's not a kid.

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Family / Re: ''He Died Because He Wanted To Please Everybody'' Nigerian Man Mourns His Friend by MobilityExpress: 12:13pm On Oct 06, 2019
You please everybody, you die. You don't please everybody you will still die. You give you die, you stingy you will still die. But when you know how to control your mouth, you will live long, when you eat fruits and don't overthink too much or carry too much worry on your head, you will live long.

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Programming / Re: What Programming Language Is Used In Creating Viruses? by MobilityExpress: 12:06pm On Oct 06, 2019
Virus can be written in Any programming language, because a virus is just a programme. Can be written in python, CC++, basic, C etc. Anyone wey the programmer sabi write in.

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Celebrities / Re: TFA Awards: Tacha And Khafi Step Out Together With Police Escort by MobilityExpress: 12:00pm On Oct 06, 2019
ednut1:
come to magodo, ikeja or the island. Mopols are being used as house boys. They guard and also drive their oga/kids. In the morning they will be on the road begging for lift home after their shift

Na true you talk. In Lekki and ikoyi they have turned gallant police officers that the FG spent billions to train and equip, after all their suffering to become gallant officers, they have turned them to houseboys, gate men, bodyguards, escorts, errand boys and personal drivers. They even run shifts. One rich man will have like 10 mopols rotating shifts, 4 will be permanent. I don't know how they reduced a prestigious reputable institution like NPF to a bodyguard and houseboy recruitment agency. During OBJ time, they use retired officers, but now, serving officers that are meant to be doing police work and growing in their police careers to become excellent officers are being used as the play toys and attack dogs of multi-millionaires. But what's my own. Shebi the IG dey see am, the President dey see am. That's why I will always respect army and navy over the NPF. You can never see a private citizen having soldiers around him like house boys and errand boys to control anyhow they like. Army orderlies are only for retired or serving senior army officers or high government functionaries and if they are assigned to a civilian, it will be temporary. Imagine if an excellent police officer like Abba Kyari had been turned to another houseboy for some wealthy civilians, would he have grown in police skills and experience to have become the best detective in Nigeria today? That's how many fine officers are wasting away and their talents in police work is being killed off.

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