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*coughs*
*testing microphone*
Hello tueh tueh hello tueh tueh
We don reash here oo
Do you know how we do it??
Do you know wasssupppp
Have you ever been a partaker of our Bonanza Season??
Aaaaaahhhh your answer is no keee
*mogbe* you don miss finish o
Oya come it is here again
Slash in price and berekete goodies
If you're a Farmer don dull
Gba mu bi Indomie!
Countdown starting from tomorrow!
Call or WhatsApp MOBOJ today to book down your Bonanza order
08103561708,08097009204

Why is there no dancing smilie
Ghen ghen ghen ghennnnnnnn
It is that time of the year again when we roll up this chapter and resume our other chapter
Ah ah ahhh
Who knows what's up!
It's starting tomorrow!!!!
MOBOJ'S CHRISTMAS BONANZA!!
People as we know na
We will say good buy to this page till January 1st 2020
You'll meet me there by God's Grace
You'll live to see the success of your Snail Farm
You'll be boxed up to get more productive snails from MOBOJ
God's Grace will never depart from your life!
Yes ooo
It is prayer time
Thanks to everyone that patronized MOBOJ this year,I really really really appreciate it
As I say muah goodbye here 2019
Meet me on my Christmas page

Hello
We're presently taking snail order's
Book down now to enjoy the goodies coming very very soon
The season is on a thin line but MOBOJ SNAILS brings it to you ever available and ever productive
Don't miss out
Call or WhatsApp MOBOJ SNAILS today on
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Nigerfine3:
Nice chatting with you moboj

My pleasure

Good day People
This is to notify you that 2020 Worker bookings have started
Please rebook or chat us up to know the new terms and conditions
Long term and short term competent worker's
This is the best time to book down as we all know worker available seasons
Call or WhatsApp MOBOJ today on
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Oblongata:
Is that not a python? It is non venomous na, no cause for alarm

Meanwhile, lalasticlala right now

The Snake bit her,a young friend of mine was there also Farming his own portion when it happened
Don't know why the Video isn't sending to Nairaland, been trying to send it since

A female Student of the Education Department in OOU was today bitten by a Snake while doing the mandatory Farm Work

What's up my people
Happy Weekend!
Snail dishes is now the best way to end a week
Talking from experience
Don't be left out
We have the snail dish for every pocket
Call or WhatsApp MOBOJ on
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Happy Weekend People
My week has been great
My ever productive snails doing fine
I attended Night Of Worship 2019 yesterday Aaaahhhh,that's what caused the small pause in here
We're forever in business
You know wassup
Your breeding stocks will always be available
Remember to book down a week to your delivery date
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The snails were bleeding in the pepper but I fried the pepper with the oil I used in frying the snails so the pepper wasn't peppery at all,tasted like sweet pepper and it is Rodo o,then the whole dish had this snail spicy flavour
I actually don't want to be posting or else you'll start calling me Snail

My love for snails is on another level
I actually finished the snail before touching any other thing smh

Yehhh
It's been a while in here
Oya sorry
I don't want to be stingy
I just had this
Egg Sauce and Jumbo Snail's with Yam

Anada Incubator
Eggs eggs eggs
Get your fertile breeders today
Stock that Farm up with hyper active breeder's
All species
All sizes
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Hmmn it Start's with selecting
Then breaking and washing
Then cleaning
Then cooking
Then chopping
Get yourself a Snail dish today at an affordable price
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You can start with pet names
Then giving comments to things he does in a loving way like wow! This looks lovely
That shirt looks soo nice on you
What haircut will you be on next?
Then say the words that seems weird
"I love you" and put his name
Your lips looks soo kissable
Use erotic languages
Be open sexually
Learn the language of eroticism coupled with care,trust me it's not easy to start all at once but if you want love,you'll have to speak in Love's language
Op you'll be fine,it turns out loveless people when they finally start loving their own love will shake love
Then give him his own personalized oriki these are things our mothers did in those day's
It's not easy to keep staying in love
You have to fuel it

merit1988:
I got married as a young virgin...probably didnt understand what love was all about then....

I've never really felt love or being loved in my marriage..coupled with some other marriage issues..

I wear the shoes and I know where it hurts...all I need is advices on how to build my love life and not yabs pls...it's very hurtful

Aunty there's a word called "infatuation" even if you were once crazily in love with your Husband, there will still be a probability of infatuation creeping in
What can you do?
It starts with trying to be romantic
Show care and love in a romantic way,even though it would look weird and soo absurd in the beginning, try making it your thing and watch your Husband also join you,love always has to be rekindled,it's never forever a blazing fire nope,you have to add the woods,the twigs,the fuel and all to keep it blazing so Aunty go and read on how to be Romantic

The funniest thing is each of my services are pocket friendly and I won't like to leave you dissatisfied
I sell very good breeder snails
I have the 3 species
If you ask me which to go for I'd say AA and AM
How many eggs they lay?
4-8 per snail
Other question's?
It depends on your Snail Farming system and also your Management
Further questions means going in depth
MOBOJ SNAILS and MOBOJ'S CONSULTANCIES are two different running entities by MOBOJ
Every of our product's and services are affordable and reliable
Please let's just do the right thing
I won't put up in here,what I can't follow
Transparency is something I really admire
We have nuh vex o
Abeg coman buy your healthy breeders

We run the Snail Consultancies which is handled by MOBOJ'S CONSULTANCIES
Please if you want to purchase your breeding stocks,chatting me up and asking numerous questions on the Farming won't augur well with me
Thanks
At least buy first jor

I had to incubate the newest seta of eggs from this week,
Some were broken by their mother's before I saw them

Nigerfine3:
Where are you located. ..town

Ejigbo,Lagos State

It's always a funny review on our peppered pack's mehnn
Don't lemme share biko
If you're a Doctor,you can save a dying patient with one taste of our peppered snail pack
Adun lopopo
Too much sweetness!!

I had to get a mobile Incubator today cause I can no longer ignore the reproduction rate of these snail's
It's still not too late to start your snail Farm's people!
Call or WhatsApp MOBOJ SNAILS today for your healthy breeder stocks on
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Get yourself a pack of large peppered snail packs at an affordable price
We have the mixed size range
We have the medium range
We have the small range
All you have to do is to place an order
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Igbin dun toto
Snails are sweet true true
It's as if everywhere is dry abi
Let your tongues drizzle with our tasty igbin alata
Don't wait any longer
Give yourself a treat this Season
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freakishkid:
How did i start: I've always been a foodie who loves cooking and visiting restaurants. I randomly did a restaurant review and people asked for more reviews, so, i continues

Do i make money out of it: No. I didn't do it for money and if i don't ever get paid, i wont stop.

Was it out of passion: Yes. I'm a foodie first and food critic second. I praise restaurants that are good and call out restaurants that are not up to parr.

Hope you followed me on instagram

It's really awesome when people can describe taste and give it an attribute as you've done
My bad forgot to ask if you even eat snail's
Cause if you do then hmmn snail's taste would be on that list
We bring the Restaurant to your very doorstep
Foodie
We are bringing the MOBOJ'S MOBILE KITCHEN soon
Try mobile tastes also
I'd loveee to hear your review's

freakishkid:
If we're being honest, 95% of all the alleged best restaurants are on the island and If we're being real, they sell you an experience and a beautiful interior with average tasting but overpriced dishes.
In my opinion, these are my fav dating spots in Lagos.. And I'd try to spread it across the whole of Lagos and not restrict it to only Lagos island.

In the order of the pictures

1. Noir (on the island, I'd consider it a semi fine dining restaurant with nice dishes and awesome cocktails. Just let your Wallet be a bit chubby)

2. Ofada Boy (its ironic that I gave them a bad review when I went there but they still made it to my list. Ofadaboy is the restaurant you'd take a white person who wants to have a taste of authentic Nigerian dishes to. No gimmicks, no BS menu, authentic AF, and its located in SuruLere)

3. Dominos/Pinkberry/Coldstone (the three in one restaurant in Ikoyi awolowo road. The choices would overwhelm you, and no need to break the bank)

4. Erik Kayser (also on the island. Very classy, looks very expensive but their menu caters to everyone's wallet. Till date, I've never tasted a baguette that outdid theirs)

5. Eko Hotel Buffet (go on a Sunday. Its like 12k and the buffet comes with unlimited champagne and Chapman. To me, this is my BEST restaurant in Lagos cuz it serves all the food all the restaurants on this list serves and you serve yourself and eat till you drop)

6. Oceans basket (I've been the the one in Ikeja a few times. Their seafood game is fire and to enjoy yourself you might spend more than 10k)

7. Jevinik Restaurant (not a fine dining restaurant but I also call it no a BS restaurant. The portions of their dishes are for giants and very affordable. They major mostly in swallow. I hear there's one on the island but its the Ikeja one I've been to)

I'd probably do a part 2 (island/fine dining), a part 3 (mainland), and a part 4 (Coded Restaurants you must visit)

Mention your top 3 fav Lagos restaurants. Let me visit them and review them to see if they are good enough.

I'm Opeyemi Famakin, the biggest food critic in Nigeria
Follow me on Instagram @OpeyemiFamakin

#Foodie #LagosFoodie #lagosrestaurant #Lagos #FoodieNigeria

You're a Food Critic
That's very nice,I just hope you give social verbal credits to the ones you found really salivating
You should try MOBOJ'S PEPPERED SNAIL'S
But it's deliveries we do
I think you would have something awesome to say about our peppered snail's and our grilled snail's.

Do you know that snails price is presently on the rise?
Don't let this stop you from getting affordable snails from MOBOJ

Do you know that snail's price is presently on the rise?

Nigerfine3:
This is impressive. Can snails picked in the bush adapt well.
How big is snail market in other parts of Nigeria apart from lsgos.
Can you see buyers to buy if you produce commercially.
Thanks

Snails picked from the Bush can sure adapt well because it's like bringing an Ajepako from the Village into Victoria Island to live who no like better thing,even snails like better thing
They might just take a tintini while to adapt to the Sharwama and Pizza with the Escalators
Snails market is actually sought for in all States,you would be surprised the man you term local knows the worth of the snails and patronises the snail Market consecutively
Because snail is a consumable good and not a kind of artistic display,the market is been consumed on a steady and because there's still the presence of seasonal imbalance in the Wild,it gives Farmers a medium to always have a place to sell,you might just have to go out there to make them know you sell at first, then later you would be surprised your output can't feed a pinch of the Market

Buhari is turning this regime into a Military regime
We all know our security agents are too drunk with power and they have no check on the way they carry out their activities, just imagine the Fate of Nigerians if this should go ahead
Nigeria this is Women Of Owu

Anonymous29:
moboj job don land for you ooo.

Awwn
Thanks soo much

Most Nigerians have lost sense with decency
I'm not judging anyone but OP it's your choice to make,your problem
We've devalued decency and abstinence we're now taking it as a norm and we should now be grateful it's coming with honesty's package
Failed Parenting is all I see here,on both sides,why should a guy or a lady have numerous body counts before Marriage, is sex all there is to life?
What's the rubbish about sef
Everybody now have a Cockroach in their cupboard
We're not wise at all
At all,we've lost it upstairs, is this not the reason why rape is now rampant
We've lost it,call a spade a spade and please let's teach the next generation the value of decency,if it was put in place we won't need soo many pity parties