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Happy New Month Nigeria
This rain is just falling falling
Everywhere is just cold
We need something hot to use to do counter attack
Oya operation peppered snail's or hot snail peppersoup to the rescue
Make our body dey hyper okay
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Probz:
1. Soak in boiling water for at least 2 hours (preferably over a period of 24 hours) beforehand.

2. Wash the rice thoroughly once that time’s elapsed until the rice water’s perfectly clean.

3. Transfer the rice to a pot and put boiling water to the same level as the rice and add a bit of butter/Blue Band margarine.

4. Cover with aluminium foil and cook on the lowest heat.

Whatapen
Are you doing Science practical or you're cooking home rice

NiggasInParis:
N10,000,000 to start a forum business? Are you an idiot? Seriously? No! Contend with my profanity, but don't you be so stupid okay.

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Man! Damn! It seems we are lacking Business consultants i should diversify and become one asap!

Goodluck man

You have a good point
If going vulgar and seeing a million impossibility in what your client said is a good business consultancy skill then your firm would be real great

seunmohmoh:
Because of the road, me and bikes be friends . Lol

I've now gotten scared of taking Bikes frequently.
Something happened few months back
I was just coming from one State,it was already late,when I got to Jakande everything on my mind was I was going to enter any transport I see,none was available for like 5-10minutes till a bus came,this was like after 10 in the night
Around that NEPA bus stop an accident just happened about 5mins before we got there,a bike and a Maruwa, no survivors,I saw the woman on red in a pool of her own blood laying on the floor,I kept wondering I could have boarded one of those transports if I was at the bus stop earlier
Not all road accidents are recorded,it's pathetic how bad roads can cause avoidable deaths
Coming out of Ejigbo,Jakande and Isolo alone is a miracle

Oklahomie:
Hi everyone,


Will a budget of 10 million naira (available cash) compete with a website like nairaland ?

I am looking for those with solid experience promoting high traffic websites/ blogs not suggestions like paying people to post as that will fade off in the long run.

lets discuss publicly here.. i cant respond to PMs

Op listen
Since Nigerians problem is now more on suicide and depression
Start a forum just on suicide
Evaluate and employ good Counsellors
Go to some Universities and go to their Guidance and Counselling department
Tell them your forum would be like their workshop
Employ them
Let your forum have different sections
Like general topics,fashion bla bla
Each person will locate the area of his problem and talk to the Counsellor in charge
Continue in it,no matter how small the traffic is at first
Trust me if you do well Nairaland's level would be your starting point

PureFace1:
The Lagos State Government has assured residents of the State that massive road construction and rehabilitation w


The government listed some of the critical roads to be constructed urgently after the rains to include Lagos-Badagry Expressway, Agege Pen-Cinema Fly-over, Agric/Ishawo Road, Ojokoro Phases I & II and Command/Ejigbo NNPC, among others
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I saw Ejigbo I saw Ejigbo I saw Ejigbo I saw Ejigbo I saw Ejigbo I saw Ejigboooooo
When you come to Ejigbo you'll understand

Our Ancestors did not die since
It is now us da will die abi
Op please you don't have to post everything you see or know
Acidic ko,Alkaline ni

This season won't go o
Love in the air
Surprise your spouse with a snail dish today
Snails are in the shape of love
Snail's are used as aphrodisiacs
Snails are the realest white meat's
Snail dishes are the main killer dishes
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Single and ready to mingle
This season no wan go o
Soo much lovey lovey for this air now
Get them hyper active
Oya na
It's never too late to start
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Moboj's peppered snail stick meat is made from neatly washed snails,cooked with pepper that's very very edible to eat and lick the stick till there's no trace of pepper or snail's
We give Discount's on bulk purchase
Put snail's on that party menu
Let them know that OWAMBE
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NairalandSARS:
Please, I am allergic to beans, milk, meat, egg and nuts. Please what kind of protein should I take as replacement.

Snail's

Hello
I get OP's points
It works for some and doesn't work for many the most effective is still the one from Family and Friends
An average Nigerian youth is a compact of business idea's, sometimes it wants to make you go crazy
You have idea's that can solve problems but raising finances to make it work isn't easy
MOBOJ SNAILS is a not soo young company still under the "startup phase" because of lack of appropriate fundings
Trust me OP if fundings are been distributed well we won't even have to wait for the government to solve the unemployment problems we've been shouting about since
Everybody Moboj has peppered snails on sticks for your Parties

Check my siggy
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Hello
I get OP's points
It works for some and doesn't work for many the most effective is still the one from Family and Friends
An average Nigerian youth is a compact of business idea's, sometimes it wants to make you go crazy
You have idea's that can solve problems but raising finances to make it work isn't easy
MOBOJ SNAILS is a not soo young company still under the "startup phase" because of lack of appropriate fundings
Trust me OP if fundings are been distributed well we won't even have to wait for the government to solve the unemployment problems we've been shouting about since

Uh la la!
This snail season just doesn't want to go yet
It's waiting for you to take the brave step
It will surprise you how much insatiability is in the snail market
Let's go snail Farming
We've not even been able to cover a tiny portion of Lagos snail markets
Oya come buy your breeding stocks from your best Snail Vendor MOBOJ SNAILS
Let's give you the best
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Pictures of latest hatchlings

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4 stick meat selling at just #200
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We supply fresh
Any quantity
We supply to Hotel's, Eateries,Restaurant's, Home's and Office's
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james550:
this are the type of people that needs to be kicked out of nairaland.
Your type are just too proud for anything in this life.

Even if you dont have anything to add must you just talk like this?

You are the type that wont want people around you to ever grow.

Please mind your business afterall if am in need of business ideas there are countless threads here to read from and learn so please hold your peace.

I don't know if you're for real but if you're then your friend can go into a Free Range Snail Farming,it's not all Extensive and he should just use 1 Acre from the land for it,I'm not talking about the system with the cubicle structures to it,why I chose free range is cause labour is minimal but you still get to provide amenities for them and you'll still get the best out of your investment and looking at your write-ups,him going for something more technical "might" be hazardous or "not"
Less wahala but visible progress
I'm not interested in quoting figures that's not soo feasible for you but the sure thing is you'll get every penny spent without much stress
I'm MOBOJ SNAILS
For others reading
Moboj doesn't just say figures or tell you to use a system or not,we listen to your information and work on it in telling you which works for you best to minimize future hazard's
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ewa26:
what other flavours does Yoruba have and what’s Igbo rice like in comparison?

First let's take a look at the normal Yoruba Jollof Rice to an Igbo's own
Igbo people will use oporoko and different stockings to cook their own you won't know the difference in it and Banga soup
But Yoruba's normal concoction Jollof Rice is a combination of normal ordinary ingredients but still with a differentiating taste factor that this is "Jollof rice" and not Ewedu Alasepo's recipe or gbegiri's style
Don't know if you understand
And now back to the Party Jollof Rice
Yoruba's like it "red" "hot" "salivating" both literarily and literally
So just the pepper pepper and tomatoes as been practiced over the years to bring out a distinguishing taste just to the "Yoruba's"
That's why our ata dindin is different from that of Igbo's own
So the difference in the flavour originated in the quantity of the "elo" bought (pepper,tomato bla bla) our love for "hot" actually brought up all the differences

Darkseid:
Na wa oo, this one na full Biology textbook
Anyways I'll make life easy for y'all.

Guess what!
It seems with Snail's being a "meat"
Meat is the winner
Snail meats have numerous health benefits than all that has been listed for the fish
I won't give long post but snail's meats contains
valuable lectin which possesses anticancer properties and helps in boosting the immune system and fighting against cancerous cells.
Snails health benefits is really bounteous, don't lemme keep listing,or will you talk about their slime that's highly rich in allantonin,collagen and elastin that's beneficial for the treatment of skin diseases and broken bones.
Another tip,snail meat is an aphrodisiac
So couples wanting to go natural in stimulating their sexual hunger can increase their snail intake to boost their horniness

ewa26:
What the difference between Igbo and Yoruba jollof rice

Yoruba's Jollof Rice is actually the best in Nigeria and the best in the world
They have numerous flavours to it
There's this one that's now like Ibile Party Jollof Rice,that calls you back to a past decade of reminiscence and your mouth water and you want to give a tear to the fact that God is Great!
Ounje lodun to yi
Then there's this other one that's like it's half done with a sort of light red to it
Coming from another type of Kokorin pot that they allowed to burn at the bottom,sending the smoke to the top to give it an explicit kind of smell
Then there's this other one that's cooked finish
If you use normal Iron pot to cook with this dryness to it,leaving each grain of rice as individual beings with a sense of "you're all going into my tummy"
Abeg lemme stop here,there's still more
Yoruba Jollof over any other anytime anyday

Oya na
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Hello
How far this cool weather
This is snail jolly jolly season o
This rain just started gbam like that
Putting snail's in the mood to flood your Farm's with babies
Oya o,egg flood
Get your hyper excited breeders here make them jolly jolly for your Farm
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FamousMonk:
You will still go missing too..

I'm just going to ignore this
I hope you had a lovely day

MrBrownJay1:
Stoopid idiot....instead of coming to social media and writing this rubbish.... run to the police and get these bastards kidnappers arrested....

I'm sure you saw the "forwarded to me"
I'll pass

MrBrownJay1:
Stoopid idiot....instead of coming to social media and writing this rubbish.... run to the police and get these bastards kidnappers arrested....

I'm sure you saw the "forwarded to me"
I'll pass

In the audio the lady said her friend was sent a WhatsApp message for a job,she didn't know who they were
They sent 30k into her account for it so she should come meet them for like the delivery, she never came back, they used her phone to send the same message to two of her friends, one went,the other didn't go,now it's the two of them that are missing.
It became clear to the last friend now
she was crying in the audio while passing the message
It's been 3 days now since they've been gone
I don't know how I can send the audio from my WhatsApp to this place,it was forwarded to me

ibkayee:
If you mean the green oval things they’re olives, they’re the best part

Niceee
What do they taste like?

ibkayee:
Fat ass salad and some honey peri peri peppered chicken

Will you eat the beads too
I'm an Arabush o
Are those bead's?

Mariangeles:
I love your marketing skills!!!
Pocohantas ngwa what do you say to the single snails that are ready to mingle in your pot of spicy ofe oha ejiri mpuru uziza na ehuru we shie ?

Igbin ni
Snail is our shine
If you see the before and after of all those meals ehn,you'll think I have dishwasher in my mouth
Snail's are sweet mehnn

Cutehector:
some of the people in here are chefs in restaurants na. Haba you!

Don't mind them jare
I get your point, we home cooked meals we shall not shall
They'll nuh dim our shine
Oya I don't like eating much o but igbin ni koko
Use this to step down, don't finish the noodles o, it is kuku small
Take one egg lemme take the other one

pocohantas:
All the guys posting here, you all might be needing to introduce yourself.

Including your relationship status.

Single or married.

No single, as in- not married

Single, as in, no gf, fwb, prospect or obsessive ex...

Regards.

Moboj is a sweet perzon into everything snail's
Relationship status is already taken but my snail's are super single and ready to mingle with everybody single as in no gf,fwb,prospect or obsessive ex they're looking forward to dating your taste satisfaction