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Miracy:
Chisoz!!!! Chimoh!! !! !
This guy is a criminal.... hian!!!

The combined effort of NAFDAC, FBI, CIA, KGB and MOSSAD is needed.. ..

queenabby:
u av to...cos u suggested it

Miracy:
Lmao... . Don't tell me youre not man enough

queenabby:
yea...u will make d kiosk and buy goods dere den u will be d sales boy

Miracy

Hahahaha.... I'm blushing oya what else can you do for me??

Can you embark on a marathon trek to abuja to inform buhari that you wish to date a Lawyer? ??

queenabby:
lol....will u help me with kiosk

Miracy:
The law is to be blamed, and the lawmakers..and the Government. .. you and I helped in making the right decision to effect change.

If you really wanna help again. Then you should do it and u will end up in jail for it.. .. Do you know how many people you might have pleaded after robbing that bank?

You know I will watch over you in cell??.. . You know our love is blind

queenabby:
its somaw jor...I dnt want to start tellin stories.

emaculate99:
can u summarise this in one word?

queenabby:
lol
I could av collected a full month salary

Miracy:
*sigh* too bad.. . You just broke my heart

Miracy:
Mmmm.. . But the law says thou shall not steal
So, Mr MockinJay, you have to face the penalty of your action.

queenabby:
the only tin DAT pain me about did postponement is DAT av resigned......

Miracy:
Lol.. . Was it a test?? Mmmmm.... figure it out

Seriously?? You don't like politics??

Miracy:
Can you please summarize in one sentence??

davidbanner:
I neva believe this rumour of resumption postponement oo..... I called a stalite now & she said I shouldn't believe this yet until confirmed by school portal....mehnn ! I don grow old 4 home ,is this real or not..... I'm confused.... #Help..

Miracy:
Did i beg you to write a poem for me?

Hahaha... I'm not obliged to pay back any money given to me willingly

Hey! Do you know the name of Buhari's wife??

9blast:
nah,I did...we gotta be "reasonable" u knw,there re minors here

9blast:
guess so

kinglekan:
Nwaazzz!! My ist wooing experience was kinda funny. I was just graduating from the level of writing love letters and actually doing the talking.

I was in SS2 and had enrolled for the GCE exams. There I met this pretty, drop dead gorgeous, hourglass figure, light skinned babe.

I noticed her from day 1 and everyday b4 leaving home, I would rehearse my lines but when I finally saw her at the end of each paper "my balls would have shrinked".

I thought of every possible "wash" I could get from approaching her and even if courage was found on trees, I couldn't help myself to pluck the required amount.

As days passed, my strategy evolved and evolved, yet I didn't even get close enough to say hi.

Alas it was final day and our last paper. While I hurriedly wanted to be done with the paper, I couldn't get my mind off her. We finished and I watched her leaving the venue.

I tailed her, hoping to catch up with her and pour out all the lines I had been rehearsing for weeks.

Each time I got too close I would pull back and take a deep breath. Not long after, we were at the bus stop and it suddenly dawned on me that if I didn't act now, I had just wasted 3 weeks of my sweet life admiring a girl, stalking her and would be a complete mofo if I just let her go.

Then I said "Hello" and she turned and gave me a warm friendly smile as though she had been waiting patiently for me. Then it happened, everything I had rehearsed, all my lines, gone!!!!

I was totally blank but her smile just lightened up the whole atmosphere. We couldn't talk for long. She told me her name, mobile phones were not as cheap as they are now, so we couldn't exchange numbers.

So I had less than 5mins chat with her and we had no way or means to keep in touch. That was it, I waited too long and had just 5mins with her.

9blast:
e go shock u pass 220kva electric shock

Leitner:
Happy 70th birthday in advance. Una don see wetin OAU dy cause?.

9blast:
best wish ever but em...side effects dey

Miracy:
Mmmm... past criminal records? ? Interesting

Oya what crimes did you commit? ? Let's start from there...

Remember ****anything you say#type# will be used against you.. ... .

Miracy:
when did i promise to write you a poem?

koice:
-Trance: If you hate complex plots, then stay away.

Miracy:
Lmao.. . Lwkmd ooooo.. . Omo mehn see poem.. .what a wonderful skill you've got you mean business ooo... oya nao. .. Let's go there ****

Just as you know, lawyers don't settle for less... You gonna pass through some tests... Ready?

Miracy:
Lol... I'm taken ooo

9blast

9blast:
na so woman make u turn to poet abi?