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Education › Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by MockinJay(m): 8:02pm On Apr 29, 2015

Timmytimmy:
The thunder that will fire you has finished lifting weights to build arm and chest muscles. It is presently jogging from Abuja to Lagos to build it's leg muscles.

This thunder will be the end of him o! Show mercy, pls

Education › Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by MockinJay(m): 7:59pm On Apr 29, 2015

Miracy:
Lol... . I'm not impressed at all i don't think he's a gentleman

From the moment I set eyes on you, I knew you were mine and me..yours. In your eyes, I see a future for both of us. A future graced with love and color. A future where I get to call you Love. The terror of my fists shall find its way to anyone that tries to harm you. You are not just a miracle, dear, you are my Miracy.

Smooth enough?

Education › Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by MockinJay(m): 7:51pm On Apr 29, 2015

9blast:
seconded! Offering to kidnap and murder a lawyer's spouse? That aint right or smooth #just saying

Love makes a man do the strangest of things.

Education › Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by MockinJay(m): 7:49pm On Apr 29, 2015

Miracy:
Port to my faculty so you can get cute ladies to mingle with

Hehehe no thanks. cheesy

U r the one I want wink

Education › Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by MockinJay(m): 7:36pm On Apr 29, 2015

Timmytimmy:
I must say, this guy is smooth oh.I am impressed.
Miracy, don't keep the young man waiting

I learned from the best.

Education › Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by MockinJay(m): 7:35pm On Apr 29, 2015

Miracy:
Lmao... . you wanna murder the spouse of a Lawyer??
Awww.. .. E go shock you ooo

What do u suggest then? wink

Politics › Re: Desmond Elliot Receives His Certificate Of Return (Photos) by MockinJay(m): 7:28pm On Apr 29, 2015

Atmmachine:
Your foolishness uses [size=60pt]WI-FI[/size]

Lmao!! U wicked o!

Education › Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by MockinJay(m): 7:19pm On Apr 29, 2015

Miracy:
Hahahaha.... You're on the right track.. . If you're not a lawyer then marry a Lawyer

But....

I hate buts.

Say his name. I will hire the best of Assassins. It would look like a wet floor kinda accident.

Career › Re: Diamond Bank Sacks over 1000 Staffs by MockinJay(m): 7:00pm On Apr 29, 2015

Way to go! Another 1000 added to the never-ending stream of the unemployed.

Education › Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by MockinJay(m): 6:58pm On Apr 29, 2015

Miracy:
Cool one

Law.. .

Well well well. I see I have myself in a corner...a promising corner!

I've always thought of getting married to a Lawyer.

In Timmytimmy's same words, "what's your ring size?"

Education › Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by MockinJay(m): 6:52pm On Apr 29, 2015*

dejii01:
Hahahaha riot?

The management will shut down the school for another two months or so.

This statement; "It's not about how far but how well" won't make sense to you again

Lmao!!!

So we quietly kidnap him then switch him?

Education › Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by MockinJay(m): 6:42pm On Apr 29, 2015

Miracy:
Lol... I rest my case then

So which department?

ElectElect.

U?

Education › Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by MockinJay(m): 6:39pm On Apr 29, 2015

9blast:
riot? Equivalent to the loss of how many academic years again? 1? 2?

....And at the end, we all gain. Don't u think?

Education › Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by MockinJay(m): 6:34pm On Apr 29, 2015

Miracy:
Lwkmd oooo.... Funny you.. . I hope you won't be part of those requesting for a long break after first semester examination.

I most certainly will be part. If you'd take part too, I would personally see to it that a good lad here takes you to an Island far away for your break. wink

Education › Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by MockinJay(m): 6:30pm On Apr 29, 2015

dejii01:
I remember, the exam was set to commence at 12pm. They ended up shifting to 1pm, we were just looking at each other in the hall

Some even came as early as 8 am

True.
Well, that's oau for you o! Do you ever wonder whether a new VC could change all these?

I say we riot. The ladies would lead though.
It would serve the gentle lots like davidmascot and myself.

Education › Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by MockinJay(m): 6:22pm On Apr 29, 2015

Miracy:
Lol... that's the tradition
It's part of what make US great!

Tradition indeed. grin

I hope the 'US' you are referring to is, United States. If not, I will tie u up to that much talked about Okra tree. Maybe, offer you to the god of trees

Education › Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by MockinJay(m): 6:10pm On Apr 29, 2015

Miracy:
I guess OAU was the first to conduct their postume examination right? ?

I really don't know. But even the exam sef was slow grin

I...we had to sit, looking at each other for several minutes before it commenced. I'm not talking about the hours we spent outside the hall waiting for the bald men( grin

) to mark the tables. A task one would think has already been implemented a day before the exam.

Education › Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by MockinJay(m): 6:06pm On Apr 29, 2015

PlutoLA:
Lol great Ife indeed
Anyway thank God for inter university transfer
If after 1st year I'm not loving what I get, au revior

Yeah exactly. Inter University transfer is the way, my broda.

I will even tell u and myself..bon voyage.

Education › Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by MockinJay(m): 6:04pm On Apr 29, 2015

MizAlero, thanks for taking your time to help us here. You've proven resourceful.

*hands u a bottle of Orijin and a bowl of garri*

Education › Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by MockinJay(m): 5:58pm On Apr 29, 2015

PlutoLA:
True talk guy
Its really painful sha
And the postponement coming on such short notice
na condition make me choose oau.
First chance I get,I'm out of that muthafucka

_________________________________________________
Slow uploading of postume cutoffs, slow uploading of admission list and status, slow processing, and now, slow resumption coupled with the slow calender. They swear for oau ni? undecided

Luckily, there are ways of escaping from this hell hole.

Education › Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by MockinJay(m): 5:44pm On Apr 29, 2015

It's a pity. It's almost as if the VC doesn't care about us. The date of resumption is now a result from a Casino gambling- Unpredictable!!.

It's a shame, really. Even upon resumption, everything would be rushed as to be in alliance with the short Calendar- a rush not limited to our studies. A scenario where students will miss out on vital info on their first year studies. Who knows, it might also reflect on years to come.

I wouldn't advise my enemy to choose oau. I've seen posts stating, "oau offers better than other uni." Joke! Has such person gone to other uni? undecided

You might have noticed how I didn't capitalize oau. It is as the result of the anger in my heart.

Crime › Re: Man, 31 Sexually Assaults Boy, 11 In Lagos by MockinJay(m): 5:11pm On Apr 29, 2015

betNation:
racism

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/h.gif

Foreign Affairs › Re: PHOTO: SA Lists States That Helped Their Apartheid Fight - Nigeria Not Listed! by MockinJay(m): 4:31pm On Apr 29, 2015

But what I found most interesting is the fact that Nigeria wasn't for once mentioned on that list.

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Travel › Re: Travelling To Canada Part 7 by MockinJay(m): 4:07pm On Apr 29, 2015

gabrola:
yea i happen to apply to oda unis, if not mehn!!!!

Lucky you! I applied to only uvic. It was either Victoria or Vancouver province or nowhere else.

Education › Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by MockinJay(m): 1:32pm On Apr 29, 2015*

PHgirl:
Don't kill the messenger.

Thanks for clearing things out here.

Travel › Re: Travelling To Canada Part 7 by MockinJay(m): 1:14pm On Apr 29, 2015

gabrola:
I received a mail from my grad advisor yesterday night stating my app was not granted o. So i asked her the reason, and she said my letters of reference arrived late; and that most importantly they dont have a specialist in my chosen feild

Oh my! I'm really sorry to hear that. I think there are still schools out there wanting applicants. Try UBC in Vancouver for January intake. My bro applied there weeks ago.

#ImSuperScared
Did u happen to apply to other Unis?

Phones › Re: Modern Combat 5: Blackout by MockinJay(m): 4:31am On Apr 29, 2015

Jaycool18:
I was banned too For the second time

If u do feel it's an unjust 'punishment'. Contact Gameloft, Although, there's no guarantee of getting a feedback any time soon.

I wouldn't like for them to ban me o! #RiOt

Travel › Re: Travelling To Canada Part 7 by MockinJay(m): 10:35pm On Apr 28, 2015

edwinbiz:
Hi Everyone finally touched down canada after a very long flight.

Yay!!!

Oya start enjoying!

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Phones › Re: Modern Combat 5: Blackout by MockinJay(m): 9:33pm On Apr 28, 2015

haibe:
how much is the subscription for droid?

The normal bbmidid thingy. I guess one is limited to only 100mb for every 24hrs

Phones › Re: Modern Combat 5: Blackout by MockinJay(m): 11:47am On Apr 28, 2015

Thanks to Droid Vpn. It's now faster and stable.

Hehehe Stupid guy. He just stood there as I marked him. I don't blame him though. We were the only ones there. One on One.

Phones › Re: Modern Combat 5: Blackout by MockinJay(m): 11:44am On Apr 28, 2015

towncheerup:
Now what?. Is it true 1 week or is it permanent.

You no read am well ni? It's 1 week...for now grin

What did u do?

Phones › Re: Modern Combat 5: Blackout by MockinJay(m): 6:34pm On Apr 27, 2015

haibe:
surprisingly mine works with just simple server at the moment. . Will try the troid vpn again tho

Lemme go try it out..thx

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