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Romance › Re: Ladies...let's Share Our No Make Up Picx... by Monalisa185(f): 1:18am On Apr 22, 2017

beautiful ladies, #muchlove kiss

Romance › Re: Nairaland Girls Are Either Fake Or Ugly by Monalisa185(f): 6:35am On Apr 17, 2017

dingbang:
Lol. In all my years of scouting Nl, I've not met a sensible girl through here

only sensible people meet sensible people na... Lookatew

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Romance › Re: Nairaland Girls Are Either Fake Or Ugly by Monalisa185(f): 6:34am On Apr 17, 2017

sweeterman:
Lol... Sis no b fight na

I was only talking out of experience..
Just last week a chick i met here made me give up on NL girls...

Mayb i can try u to see if I'm wrong...

If ur in the east just reply my pm o

naso, yinmu

Romance › Re: Nairaland Girls Are Either Fake Or Ugly by Monalisa185(f): 6:32am On Apr 17, 2017

Dreyl:
What you just stated is gibberish, seems you are Guilty of being ugly and fake, hahahahahahahaha

I've said my own, not here to banter words with any inconsequential somebody..

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Politics › Re: Why We Attacked Our Lawmakers In Funtua, Katsina - An Eye Witness by Monalisa185(f): 6:17am On Apr 17, 2017

we need more of these attacks on our foolish polithiefcians and not chant their praises each time they drive by

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Culture › Re: Nigerians Are Hungry Because They Are Lazy – Sultan by Monalisa185(f): 6:13am On Apr 17, 2017

sarrki:
Many will come and rain insult on his eminence

What he's saying is we can do small farming for our immediate family

That we should look beyond white collar job

you and your eminence are lazy

No offense

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Romance › Re: Nairaland Girls Are Either Fake Or Ugly by Monalisa185(f): 6:09am On Apr 17, 2017

comments above though, see finishing

This is why guys will remain hypocritical in nature, so being ugly is now a crime abi? Like you created a single soul, ehhh? You'll still bash them when they use too much make up... Kwantinue!!

Fake? The same guys fake everything, they open female accounts and steal pictures just to feel important or to get attention, address that first or you gerarahere mehn

@sweeterman a.k.a Mr iroko tree, so being short has also become a crime? Since you don't come here to feel important and you're so tall with so much sense, get into the streets and get tall babes na or do you have inferiority complex? That's actually worse than being short, work on it

Abeg make una no dey carry our matter for head like sey una dey sell gala, biko!

From angry #team ugly and proud, we say thankio for the acknowledgement

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Nairaland General › Re: How Is Electricity Supply In Your Area This Easter Break by Monalisa185(f): 5:56am On Apr 17, 2017

crap over here

Politics › Re: Tension As Imo Assembly Wants 110 Autonomous Communities Nullified by Monalisa185(f): 5:53am On Apr 17, 2017

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 16th April 2017 by Monalisa185(f): 6:31pm On Apr 16, 2017

Khutie:
I've been waiting for yhu... finally our boiz has decided to end the Chelsea winless streak

Ogbono soup no be 4 we today...na egwusi sure pass

lol, I dey tells you ooo, I couldn't keep calm when I heard we were leading by 2 nil, the thing over sweet my belle die...

We needed to tell them that the colour of blood is red not blue and that Jesus didn't shed that blood for nothing....
Remarkable win I must say..

GGMU

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 16th April 2017 by Monalisa185(f): 5:44pm On Apr 16, 2017

I said I must register my presence on this thread before the match ends...

my boys making me proud, even after 2 matches in a week, they are still so fit... Come'on boys, 3 more goals, we need to tell Chelsea "keep the change"

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: We Want To Bring Down Unemployment By Creating Over 15m Jobs – FG by Monalisa185(f): 7:33am On Apr 13, 2017

okay, get to work already

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Romance › Re: 'If Guys Knew How Many Times Girls Wore The Same Bra Without Washing It' - by Monalisa185(f): 7:29am On Apr 13, 2017

daveP:
d look im looking u right now is that osuofia face when he

squeezes his face in a liplicking grin

lol, ayam nuh hondastanding ooo

Romance › Re: 'If Guys Knew How Many Times Girls Wore The Same Bra Without Washing It' - by Monalisa185(f): 7:28am On Apr 13, 2017

chisco82:
So you no dey wear bra on saturday ni?

I have what I call a jumper, mostly for Saturdays...

Politics › Re: Diezani Alison- Madueke Walking On The Street Of London (Photos) by Monalisa185(f): 7:25am On Apr 13, 2017

op must be a monitoring spirit...

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Politics › Re: EFCC Reveals The Owner Of The Ikoyi House Where Huge Raps Of Money Were Found by Monalisa185(f): 7:21am On Apr 13, 2017

naso, who was expecting anyone to own up to the money? Your guess is as good as mine..

Polithiefcians bu ndi ara

Romance › Re: #BBN: Efe Rumoured Girl Friend Surfaces, Says She Cant Wait To See Him by Monalisa185(f): 2:56pm On Apr 10, 2017

chaiii...women oooo.... Everybody wan cry inside limousine instead of laughing on a keke..... You go fear Photoshop na

Romance › Re: Is The Relationship Still Worth Keeping by Monalisa185(f): 12:33am On Apr 08, 2017

I don't understand, her church dey find members via marriage? Hian!!

Music/Radio › Re: List Three Of Your Most Played Music by Monalisa185(f): 8:25am On Apr 07, 2017

psquare - am I still that special man
2face- cruel love
Psquare- gimme that

Romance › Re: 'If Guys Knew How Many Times Girls Wore The Same Bra Without Washing It' - by Monalisa185(f): 5:20pm On Apr 06, 2017

GodblessNig247:
Do u also have 6 panties and do you rotate them the way u rotate wearing ur bras

like one anty mentioned up there, the vagina and breasts are a bit different, if possible, panties are supposed to be changed twice daily, you use that area regularly unlike the breast region.. Thankio

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Sports › Re: BBNaija: Ogenyi Onazi Talks About Efe & His Supporters by Monalisa185(f): 5:17pm On Apr 06, 2017

if it's not football, you talking crap

Romance › Re: 'If Guys Knew How Many Times Girls Wore The Same Bra Without Washing It' - by Monalisa185(f): 5:12pm On Apr 06, 2017

I don't know what some people are talking about..

Personally, I have 3 bras I wear in one week..

Sunday and Monday=1
Tuesday and Wednesday =1
Thursday and Friday= 1

I do my laundry every Saturday, sometimes on a Friday night.. So basically, I have like 6 bras and they are rotated like that...

My boobs do not excrete anything except sweat and trust me, sweat on bras can smell one kind one kind

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (2 - 2) On 2nd April 2017 by Monalisa185(f): 5:13pm On Apr 02, 2017

homeboy232:
which frustration ?? lol..Seems that u are high , I be original blues fan

lol, there you have your answer... That's the reason you're pained by my post... Lemme make i enjoy this match biko... Thankio

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (2 - 2) On 2nd April 2017 by Monalisa185(f): 5:10pm On Apr 02, 2017

FuckBooy:
.

here they are, "frustrated gang"

Who mentioned you sir? Or is your name "frustration"? Now go join him and have a seat somewhere

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (2 - 2) On 2nd April 2017 by Monalisa185(f): 4:59pm On Apr 02, 2017

homeboy232:
are u high on weed? Na blues dey play today ??

you must be high on blindness, the last line of my post means what?

Carry your frustration go sidon biko... Tseeeeww

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (2 - 2) On 2nd April 2017 by Monalisa185(f): 4:53pm On Apr 02, 2017

That awkward moment you realise that Chelsea's scoreline is a complete sentence. Che 1-2 Cry....(Chelsea want to Cry)

Make I dey observe this one first

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Family › Re: Mother's Day: Share Those Annoying Things Your Mum Used To Do You Now Appreciate by Monalisa185(f): 11:29pm On Mar 26, 2017

Romance › Re: It's mothers day:share the pics of your mum to celebrate her. by Monalisa185(f): 1:45pm On Mar 26, 2017*

though she's no more, the first mothering Sunday we'll be celebrating without her... Here's a throw back picture of me and my momma...

*Love her loads*

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Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Celebrates His Mother: "Behold The Sweetest Mother In The World" by Monalisa185(f): 1:43pm On Mar 26, 2017

fuckboys:
and it hasn't occur to you that the rate of Nigerian guys now getting married to foreigners are Quite alarming?

Hoes everywhere opening filthy legs for the highest bidder

and because you call those ones "foreigners" you think they don't open their legs to the highest bidders too?

Inferiority complex raised to infinity..

Mr. Opening legs for anyone has no race or nationality... Nigerians sf.. Just negodu!!

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Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Celebrates His Mother: "Behold The Sweetest Mother In The World" by Monalisa185(f): 1:23pm On Mar 26, 2017

Sacluxpaint:
Abi o, all these naija oloshos using gf as cover up deserve nothing sef.

you'll marry one of those oloshos one day and she'll become the mother of your kids.

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Romance › Re: Nairaland Jamb Questions For Nairalanders by Monalisa185(f): 8:27am On Mar 23, 2017

AyamConfidence:
1. Who is d greatest snake lover on nairaland?

Ans:- everyone knows this.... Lalasticlala himself

2. Who is d most popular person on nairaland?

Ans:- even the newbies know its lala na

3. Who is d cutest girl in romance section?

Ans:- they plenty but I'll put it between Sleekyshuga and Monalisa185

4. Who creates d best thread on nairaland?

Ans:- Explorers baba noni

5. Who is the best story writer on nairaland?

Ans:- ever heard of Bibijay123.... Na she be that

6. Who is d most abusive nairalander?

Ans:- I wouldn't know cos I no dey fight

7. Who is the most pretendious gal on romance section

Ans:- too many fakes...but I remember one that created a thread saying she's more beautiful than someone else meanwhile she worwor like mandrill

8. Mention two sections on nairaland with d highest traffic

Ans:- politics and crime

9. How many nairaland ladies hv u met in person

Ans:- none

10. How long do u spend on nairaland in a day

Ans:- it depends... Sometimes as low as 1 hour other times as high as 8

lol, confidence, how are you dear?

Crime › Re: Police Arrest Muslim Cleric, Teenager Over Ritual Murder Of Three-year-old by Monalisa185(f): 6:37am On Mar 16, 2017

what won't someone see, read or hear in this generation? Ohhh lawd!! Why is it taking so long for the trumpet to sound na?

Just negodu

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