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Car Talk / Re: What Is It With Lexus And Yahoo Boys? by Moneyhatesme(m): 2:58pm On Nov 30, 2018
EgunMogaji...

Literature / Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Moneyhatesme(m): 10:43pm On Dec 02, 2016
Kentura:
ur story haff kill me.. of recent, i mostly login to read your stories... Thumbs up!



hav u updated in `tochi's dilemma?'

Thanks bro.

That one is still coming. Thanks

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Literature / Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Moneyhatesme(m): 10:36pm On Dec 02, 2016
Free101:
Thanks for this "update" ooo

Thanks bro. Sorry for the delay
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Moneyhatesme(m): 10:27pm On Dec 02, 2016
Don't forget

TOCHI'S DILEMMA
https://www.nairaland.com/3489940/dilemma

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Literature / Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Moneyhatesme(m): 10:27pm On Dec 02, 2016
For the rest of the week i was run down by fever. I couldn't stand erect and had to lay on my bed while my mom did all her quack prescriptions for me. I wasn't getting better and worst still, i had to stay at home alone when everyone else leaves for work. Amara who could have looked after me was sick too, not as much as i was but it was something.
Chinaza's love for me seemed to be rekindled at that point in time. She would stay around me, prepare special dishes for me and force me to eat them cos even though i made requests for those foods, i didn't have the appetite to eat them. She spent most of her time tending to me.
On the third day, i noticed rashes were coming out of my body but i didn't border much about it, i named it heat rashes and not until the fourth day that it also showed up on Amara's body that i was freaked out.
I had always known there would be repercussions for my sexual promiscuity but i never expected it to be STD. Even though i don't usually use protection, i had always thought i was immune to all those STD stuff. I began going lean back to back and i lost interest in anything around me. I soon began to expect Naza to fall ill too and i wasn't disappointed. Hers started lightly although there were no spots on her body, she was down with fever and often coughed. I silently prayed to God every minute and swore with my manhood that should he take all this away from me, i would never ever stare at a girl twice in fact that i won't even have a girlfriend.
I had confided in James who at first laughed and said i was being too serious until i told him about Amara and Chinaza. He then suggested i asked each of them if they were fukking anyone behind me. I had questioned Amara about her sexual activities and she had sworn she only had sex with me all her life. I didn't even dare broach the topic with Naza or the whole of our neighborhood would have heard about it since i'm obviously the one circulating the strange illness. I kept thinking of all my recent escapades and trying to see which of the girls was likely to have given me the disease. I didn't have to look around much.
At exactly 12am on the sixth day, Cynthia called me.

"Hey baby" she seemed excited over the phone.
"Wassup" i said weakly
"I'm fine, just missing you"
"Thank you, so why are you calling me this early morning?"
"Nothing much, just wanted to make sure you are ok"
"Well, i'm sick" i said
"I thought as much" she said and i became suspicious.
"What does that mean?"
"well, i got sick and went for a test, i was diagnosed with staphylococcus, anyway i'm undergoing treatment and i think I'm getting better. Just thought you should know"
I was sweating as she was talking.
"Cynthia you came to my house and gave me std? I asked not knowing if i was crying or not.
"Baby its not like that, we are not even sure if you were not the one that gave it to me, you know we both aren't saints" she said and laughed, she sounded so carefree which is more than i can say for myself. After we dropped the call, the questions that kept hitting my mind was how i was going to tell my people i had contacted an std and had transferred it to Chinaza and Amara.... AMARA.... I cried in the darkness and prayed God to cleanse me of my iniquities. I was almost close to swearing that i would quit school and enter the seminary should he save me from the shame i was about to bring to myself.
As if that wasn't enough, the next morning, Chinaza walked in looking a bit better but her face was all moody.
"Whats wrong with you? " i asked her.
" Chinecherem I went for a test "
My heart sank as i waited for her to tell me about the Std, i was sure she was going to raise hell for me.
" And what did it say? " i asked with my heart pounding like a mortar.

" I'm 2 months pregnant " she said looking at me. At this point i didn't know what was going on in my mind, i didn't know whether to be glad she wasn't infected or to freak out about the pregnancy. I just decided i was in in deep shhit either way. We spent over 3 minutes staring at nothing without talking. Chinaza got up from the bed and left without exchanging any word. I know I would marry her for sure, i mean i wasn't going to abort my own baby, i loved naza and i wasn't going to regret marrying her but the disease that was in me, what if naza had it too and some way it affects the baby.
I just wished my whole life was a dream as i laid on my bed and cried. My Penance had decided to come together in a day and i would rather die than face it. I soon began contemplating suicide but i loved my life and wasn't going to leave all these fine girls behind. I hadn't even driven my dream car, a Lamborghini.

I was in my room still mourning myself when Amara came in and sat besides me on the bed. She bent and kissed me. In my mind i was like
"The staphylococcus you get never do you, maybe you wan collect aids join am too" i thought but I was too weak to speak.


"Neche don't worry, we found out its just measles that i got from Chioma my friend and you caught it" she said and smiled. I jerked up from my bed feeling partially healed.

"Are you sure?" I asked her not knowing whether to kiss her or to verify. She nodded. I grabbed her and kissed her so passionately. Chinaza walked into my room just as we had disengaged and with a wide grin on her face shouted "APRIL FOOOL" . Confused i checked my phone and the date was April 1.

My full healing was like a miracle..... .

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Literature / Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Moneyhatesme(m): 10:21pm On Dec 02, 2016
Who's awake o

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Literature / Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Moneyhatesme(m): 10:21pm On Dec 02, 2016
Sorry everyone for the wait. School has started and i'v been busy...
OlufemiWhit:
Where dafuq is this broke playboy nah? .......we need updates bro
hatchetman:
na wa o
IecheM:
Food never done? cry
Judithume:
More updates

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Literature / Re: Tochi's Dilemma by Moneyhatesme(m): 9:21am On Dec 01, 2016
gtin:
Op update ASAP nd pls feel free to mention me in ur nxt story, am hooked
rawgurl:
Wow, am i late ?
Op update mbok
arosunshine:
Guy come update, nice story
KissChrix:
Chipappii/Moneyhatesme, nice job so far smiley
Thank God the updates are dropping faster
joshuamoses101:
Pls kwontinue
i dey wait
Literature / Re: Tochi's Dilemma by Moneyhatesme(m): 9:14am On Dec 01, 2016
Ada had quickly pulled up her short while i pulled away from her. My brother had blocked the door in a way that Eve couldn't come in quick enough to see what was happening but Tonia and martins would have been fools not to notice that something was going on, even a fool would know.

"Ada and Tochi" Tonia shouted with laughter in her face.
"Teacher and student" my brother too shouted. Eve walked in and we smiled at each other, apparently she hadn't seen us.
Ada got up and my brother gave her a hug. I couldn't get up or risk getting my attention seen by everyone, i didn't want to ruin whatever Chance i had with Eve.

"It's enough naa, ah ah" Tonia said and pulled martins and Ada apart while we all laughed. I eventually managed to get up from the bed and went straight to Eve. I gave her a hug and she smiled.
We all sat on the bed while Ada and Tonia went into the kitchen. Soon they were frying stew and cooking rice. Martin kept himself busy with the film which he had changed to Spartacus. He eyed me as it started, nodded towards Eve and give me a naughty smile.
I edged closer to Eve and held her soft hands in mine.
"This film is x rated, i hope you are up to 18" i whispered to her, she smiled and squeezed my hand. We talked as we watched the film, for every naughty part that played, Martins would eye us and laugh and Eve would giggle.
Soon Tonia and Ada appeared with 3 steaming plates of Jollof rice. They handed one over to Eve while Tonia shared one with Martins and I with Ada. The food was delicious and we had fun. I downplayed mine in a way not to displease Ada and also not to lose Eve. Polygamy isn't easy.

We packed up by 6pm, martins left for Tonia's room with her, he intended sleeping there since her roomie traveled, probably to visit her guy. Ada saw me and Eve off to the gate,while Eve walked away, i turned and gave Ada a passionate kiss and we said goodbye.

I decided to walk Eve home, she was quiet as we walked, not that she talked a lot though.
"Are you happy?" I asked her
"About what".
"Today"
"oh, it was fun"
I hung my hand around her shoulder, i would have gone for her waist but i wanted to appear more decent.
"I hope you know there is nothing between me and Ada"
"How would i know?"
"I don't know, its just that we both study together and that's all" i said
"So why are you telling me, did i even ask?"
"No, i just wanted you to know"
"why would you want me to know?"
"Because i like you a lot Eve" i said trying to convey the emotion in my voice
"Hmmm, because you like me a lot "
" Ok, i will approximate it, i love you Eva, ever since the first day i set my eyes on you, i have always loved you and wanted you to be mine" i couldn't hold it in anymore, i made her face me, i bent my head and started to kiss her. She responded and hugged me while we were at it not minding who or what was around us.
"Eve, would you be my girl? " i asked her as we pulled apart.
" Hmm, i don't know "
" Please? " i begged going down on my knees. She pulled me up.
" Okay, yes" she said. The joy in my heart knew no definition. I hugged her and lifted her up. I left her in front of her gate, forgetting to take her number, I got home only to see Ada waiting in front of my door..

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Literature / Re: Tochi's Dilemma by Moneyhatesme(m): 9:11am On Dec 01, 2016
Our studies the next day was just fine and so was the day after the next day. Something told me we both looked forward to seeing each other everyday more than we looked forward to solving our maths textbook. I had the feeling that something i never expected was about to happen to me and i wasn't prepared for it. Ada had been the last person i had expected to even come close to me talk less of spending time with me. A lot of people had often called her a snub and i liked it very much that i was close to a girl whom a lot of guys fantasied about.

On the fourth day, i came as usual and met her watching a movie. She sat on the bed with her back to the wall.
She wore a faded blue jean bumshort which revealed her thigh and an extra large t shirt which looked good on her with her big boob.

I went and sat beside her on the bed,, we had really gotten close since our lesson started and had grown carefree around each other..

"what's the name of the movie" i asked her
"Shameless" she said.
"Hmm, what's shameless about it"
"just watch and you will find out" she said and laid her head on my shoulder. I didn't want to waste that chance so i slid my hand round her very robust waist, she adjusted so we could be very comfortable in that position.

I soon discovered that the film had many adult contents and as they came, we snuggled closer to each other until we could no longer take it. She jumped up from the bed like her pot of soap was on burning and sat on my laps facing me, she then hung her arm round my neck and i held her on her hips, we kissed like we just discovered that we were into each other she pulled her lips from my mouth and put her chest against my face. My prick hardened as i felt the big, robust and firm boob, i quickly put my mouth on one and squeezed the other with my hand, she closed her eyes and bit her lips. While i worked on her boobs, I grabbed the zip to her short, drew it open and pulled the short down a little, i gently laid her down on the bed and spread her legs, her eyes were still closed. I put my finger into her wet vulva and she moaned softly, my finger had a little difficulty going in so i made it two fingers and she grabbed my hand.

"Use one finger" she said.
"sorry dear " i said, bent and kissed her, i got up and the door to the room opened, Tonia walked in dragging my brother by the arm and behind them was Eve.

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Literature / Re: Tochi's Dilemma by Moneyhatesme(m): 9:10am On Dec 01, 2016
Sorry for the delay guys, school just resumed and nepa has been dealing with us.
Literature / Re: Tochi's Dilemma by Moneyhatesme(m): 6:09pm On Nov 29, 2016
supizino:
u are getting me confused o who is ada and who is eve kindly expansiate plz


They are two different people bro. Just kip following, you will get the gist. Thanks
Literature / Re: Tochi's Dilemma by Moneyhatesme(m): 6:08pm On Nov 29, 2016
Our math101 study kicked off the next day. I arrived at her lodge at exactly 2pm. I couldn't wait any longer. I needed to be with her.
Her lodge had more female inmates than male. It was a bungalow and had 7 rooms. Each room had 2 people living in them except Ada's. She lived alone. Obviously she was from a well to do family. There were a total of 13 students in the lodge and 3 were guys. One of the guys was cohabiting with a girl.
I knocked on the door and and went in.
Ada was asleep on her bed. I took a quick glance around the room and it was dope. An lg 25" tv hung on the wall facing the bed, beneath it was an lg dvd which sat on a fancy stool surrounded by two tall speakers belonging to a home theater sitting under the fancy table. The floor of the room were covered with stylishly designed tiles and in the middle was a round rug on which a glass center table stood. A jar of flower was placed on the table.
At the foot of the bed stood a mini fridge.

She was sleeping in a short skirt which revealed her fair sumptuous laps and a white singlet, i could see the top of her boobs over the neck of the singlet. I felt lovesick as i wanted so hard to walk over to her and kiss her on the lips. I quietly went over to the bed, sat down on it and rubbed her gently on her arms, i expected her to jump or freak out but she just opened her eyes, looked up at me and gave me the most beautiful smile i had ever seen. She was beautiful even as she slept with no make up.

"Hey" she said as she smiled.
"Hi, i hope i'm not disturbing you"
"No, you are not, shebi i was d one that called you " she said and got up from the bed.
I pulled my math101 textbook from my bag and kept it on the center table. She drew the table closer to us on the bed, brought out an exercise book and a pen, then our mini lecture started.
Just like she said, she knew next to nothing. It made it easy for me not to embarrass myself. I just focused on teaching her the ones i knew well enough. I was a good teacher and she was a fairly good learner. My flows were so fluid as she rubbed her smooth skin against mine, consciously, subconsciously or unconsciously i didn't know, all i know was it felt good and helped ease the tension between us as i played her maths teacher and she played the good student.
We did our thing for over two hours before she excused herself and went into her kitchen. I watched her hips sway from left to right as she moved and i wished i was teaching her biology.
She came back and we continued for another one hour during which she rested her head on my shoulder, my prick stood at attention all those while as i tired not to look focus.

"Are you tired" I asked her.
"A little, are you" she asked and sat up on the bed.
"A little too, maybe we should continue tomorrow"
"Okay, just wait for me" she said and went back into her kitchen. She soon reappeared with a big bowl of delicious looking indomie which was decorated with fried egg. I was tempted to play the gentleman and decline but heck, the food looked good and my tummy looked empty.
We both ate from the same bowl, i decided not to show her my eating prowess as it wasn't gentlemanly to start devouring food like a starved beggar in front of a damsel such as Ada and it was also our first time together. She too ate slowly like any other girl. We soon finished and she walked me out to the gate, as we stood outside the gate, i saw my brother walking into our logde with Tonia, he waved at us and Tonia followed suit.

"Hmmm, Ada and Tochi" martins shouted and Tonia laughed holding him by the waist. We smiled at them and waved back.
"Take good care of my last born for me o" Martins said and they both walked into our lodge. I bade Ada goodbye and went home.
I got to our door and martins was standing there deliberately blocking me.

"I don't need you here, you know I will be leaving for my I. T next week and i need to spend some time with my bae here, so don't come and disturb us"

"Ah ah, how will I be disturbing you naa, i will just sit and be looking " i said

" Looking at what? We dy act blue film?"

"so where do i go now?" i asked

"Go back to Ada's room and look at her" he said, went inside and shut the door. I smiled and left the house for a nearby restaurant. I intended eating two plates of rice on my brothers account, he always ate there and would have to pay for the ones I ate whenever he comes....

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Literature / Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Moneyhatesme(m): 1:50pm On Nov 29, 2016
When you love someone, you just love them, no matter who or whatever comes up along the way, you will never want to let go.

We all went home for the remaining part of our holiday, as i have already said, we and Naza lived close to each other and both our families have a close relationship so no matter what, we always saw each other, whether we liked it or not.

Our relationship soon metamorphosed into the type of relationship i had with Eva. Only difference was that Eva once told me she loved me but naza wasn't going to say that to for a long time. She would visit my house, cook with my mom, play around with my siblings and then walk into my room and fukk me like she was my LovePeddler. It was more like a ritual to us which we did at least once in 2 days because in as much as she hated to admit it, we both still loved each other so dearly and wanted to be together all the time but it hurt her so much to think that she was sharing me with some other girl. I also suspected she was always expecting to catch me with another girl inside my room because of the way she usually comes in.
Now, naza wasn't any girl i would want to fukk just for the sake or fun of it, i loved her too much for it. You know when you really love someone, fukking them is not something you do just because you feel like, its what you do when words, kisses, letters and hugs becomes inadequate to express your passion for them, you do it because it makes you both happy and not because it gives you pleasure. If you want pleasure, go and masturbate.

Like i said, i do suspect she was trying to see if she would get me with another girl and she almost did.

Amara had lived with us ever since she was a 9 year old kid. She was a distant relation of my mother. She had always slept in my room along with me up until she was 16 and i was 19. In between that period and up to now, we have explored and exploited each other so many times. When we slept together, we had our Goodnight sex and good morning sex, as time went on, it was like more of a necessity to us than it was a sin. I'm even thinking i have fukked her more than all the girls i have been with put together. She was a dark beautiful girl and very curvy too. Outside the bedroom, we were both very much attached to each other that my people will often throw jokes at us

"Don't worry, in your Next life, you both won't be relations so that you will get to marry each other"

They will often say stuffs likes this not knowing we had both broken records married people can't break.

It was on a Saturday morning and I was in my room playing my game. I was seated on the bed with my legs crossed. Amara came into my room clutching a floor mopper. I looked at her and smiled, she smiled back revealing her neatly cut open teeth, i can assure you that she is a very beautiful girl that can give Rihanna a run for her body.
She closed the door behind her and came straight to me. She sat beside me on the bed pecked my cheek.

"I have missed you so much you know" she said
"Hmmm, i have missed you too" i said still focused on my game and trying not to miss a goal. Amara touched me on my back and i was tickled, i looked sharply at her and then back to the tv and found out i had missed the goal after all.
"fukk" i said and dropped my pad, i pulled her closer to me and started kissing her like i needed it to survive. She grabbed my prick and started squeezing it, i felt the zip to her gown which was at the back and drew it open. Her gown dropped to her waist level and her full fletched breast stared me in the eye, she had no bra on. I pushed her down to the bed and grabbed her boobs with my mouth, i would have swallowed them but they would choke me so i opted for the nipple. I bit hard on it and she let out a soft long moan. I got up and pulled her gown from her, she was naked under, my prick increased more in size. I grabbed a pillow and put it under her head. I spread her legs wide apart and inserted my prick. She shook and grabbed me by the back. I started going in slowly in order not to make noise and alert anybody.
"fukk me harder" she whispered and i obeyed, i started going harder than ballers.
"Toa! Toa!! Toa!!!" my scrotal sack banged against her pusy as we both moaned. She held me by the waist and crossed her legs against my back.
"I'm coming " she gasped and i put my lips on hers and muffled her scream as the fluid flowed from her vulva and covered my prick. She held me tight and kissed me passionately and i came too.

"I want to ease myself" she said and got up from the bed. She walked to my bathroom naked as i admired her curve. Suddenly my door banged open and i stared at it startled. Chinaza was standing there. Luckily i hadn't pulled down my shorts during my escapade with Amara. She came and sat next to me.

"What are you doing? " she asked.
" Playing game" i said and kissed her, pulled her to the bed and we started handling each other. My heart trembled at the thought of what would happen when Amara walks in naked..

"Brother there is no omo in the bathroom "

Startled, we both disengaged and saw Amara standing timidly behind us wearing my pajamas which i had earlier hung on the bathroom door

" then go and buy naa" i yelled at her as she ran outside. Smart girl.

We undressed each other and went into our newly found ritual.

I fell sick the next day...

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Literature / Re: Tochi's Dilemma by Moneyhatesme(m): 6:16am On Nov 29, 2016
Thirteen




I started frequenting the library on daily basis with hope of seeing Eve. I would go there with my maths textbook and read up about 2 to 3 chapters before going home.
On the third day, on my way home, i was clutching my math101 textbook on my left hand and my iPhone 6s on my right. An earphone connected to the phone was plugged in my ear and i moved to the rhythm of music that played in my ears.
As i pushed the gate to our logde open, someone touched me, i turned around to see who it was and Ada stood there. I was startled, i wasn't expecting her to even look in my direction talk more of walking up to and touching me.
"Hi" i said pulling the earphones from my ear..

"Hey, do you know how long i have been calling after you?"

"I'm sorry, i had these on and i couldn't hear you " i said referring to the earphones.

" Okay, you are tochukwu right?"

"Yea, i hope no problem?"

"Not really, just that i saw you coming with the maths textbook and i wanted to ask if you offer math101"

"Yes, we do, i'm engineering so we are mathematics "

" Okay, ermm, i was thinking, Can you teach me? As in help me with mathematics " she said scratching her head. I was taken aback by this request. I wasn't even that good in mathematics but i needed to give her a positive reply, first, not to let myself down or make myself appear an olodo to her and second, i needed anything that will bring me closer to this dame.

"Well, yes i can help you, but it may have to be more of a study together thing " i said trying not to present myself as a whizkid in case i flopped in my teaching duties towards her.

" Okay, its cool with me, i don't mind "

" Yea, so where do we meet?" i asked her

"Is my room ok for you or do i come to yours?"

I weighed the balance and decided it was going to be her room. I didn't need my nosy lodge mates or my hyper active brother interfering.

"i think your room is just fine"

"okay, can we start tomorrow, you know exams are coming up and apparently i must confess i really suck at mathematics"

"okay then, tomorrow by what time?"

"Is the afternoon conducive for you?"

"Yea, its just fine "

" okay then, thanks dear, see you tomorrow afternoon "

" You welcome "

" Hope you know my room" she asked while backing away

"I'll find my way"

"Okay then bye" she said and left for her logde.

I looked at her as she walked into their gate and in my mind i thought
"we are going to make one hell of a study group Ada".

I walked into our lodge and my brother was there at the front of our room smiling sheepishly at me.

"Oga maths lecturer God don butter your bread o" he shouted at me.

"Martin were you eavesdropping on us"

"No i was just passing by o"

"Na you sabi" i said and walked into our room.

"See better girl you for bring over here make we teach am the maths together " he said.
I acted like i didn't hear him.

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Literature / Re: Tochi's Dilemma by Moneyhatesme(m): 6:11am On Nov 29, 2016
Free101:

yea, you thought well bro, ride on!



Thanks bro
Literature / Re: Tochi's Dilemma by Moneyhatesme(m): 6:10am On Nov 29, 2016
wenebunwo:
grab front seat. pls don't end this one like the other one oh wink


Lol. Thanks bro. That one was a Diary that goes on and on but this is just a short story. I paused on that one in order to upload this one. I will soon be back on it. Thanks bro
Literature / Re: Tochi's Dilemma by Moneyhatesme(m): 6:08am On Nov 29, 2016
Twelve




"Hello, sorry he misplaced his phone, maybe you could help him pick it up" I heard a lovely voice say over the phone as i called my Nokia torchlight.
"Hey Eve, its me, tochi" i said
"Oh you, how could you be so careless"
"Ermm, things like this happen, thank God that you kept it"
"Okay o, so where will i be bringing it?" she asked
"where will be more convenient for you?"
"Maybe you should come around to my side for it" she said after a little silence.
"And where is your side? "
" Just get to Five star junction, then call me"
"Okay, will do that"
"so when are you coming exactly?"
"I don't know, is now okay?"
"Ermm, I guess yes"
"fine, I'm on my way, can i get your number so i can call you when i get there?"
She laughed over the phone and her voice was like a melody to my ears
"Nice try Clever guy, just call your phone when you get there, I've charged it full" she said, laughed and dropped the call.
I smiled as i lay on my bed staring into space. I prayed to God to grant me this girl as a gift for Christmas. I swore to myself never to look twice at any other girl should Eve ever become mine.


The next 2 hours found me patrolling around five star junction. I had called her like 2 minutes before i got to the junction. I was rehearsing my lines in my head, i was really determined to move to the next level with her. I called my phone for the second time since getting there, it rang and she didn't pick. I was about calling again when I turned my back and saw walking towards me. She was exceptional as she had always been. She wore a hair net over her head, a loose white mini gown with flower patterns which revealed her fair laps and beautiful legs. Setting eyes on her walking towards me, every single thing in my head that i had wanted to say to her evaporated.

"Hey" she said as she got close to me
"hi" i said staring at her and lacking the right words to express myself.
"here, have it" she said after about 10 seconds silence and handing over my phone. I took it from her outstretched hand.
"thank you" i said putting it in my pocket.
"You welcome"
"So you live around here" i said looking around.
"Yes i do"
"Well i don't think i saw which house you walked out from" i said.
"And i don't think you need to see which house it was" she retorted almost immediately.
"Well, i just wanted to know, in case i wanted to see you again"
"Don't worry, if it ever becomes very necessary that we should see again, it will happen. She said turning to leave.
"At least, see me off" i begged her.
"Tochi, can someone ever tell you off" she said folding her arms and looking straight at me.
"Eve, you can't tell me off, just walk with me a little distance please?"

She sighed and followed me. We walked and talked. Most of the talking was done by me, it was mostly a question and answer session. Eve really had a thick skin on her. She was however very beautiful so i didn't expect anything less.
We ran into a friend of hers who happened to be heading for her lodge.

"Evelyn, where are you going?" the girl asked as she hugged her.
"Seeing him off" she replied nodding towards me. The girl looked at me like she was just observing me for the very first time.

"Hmm, tochukwu right?" she said looking at me, i was surprised but i didn't show it.
"Yes? " i said giving her a puzzled look.
"Hmm, what are you doing here"
"Well came to pick my phone" i answered trying to figure out if i knew her from somewhere.
"Hmmm, pick your phone?" she said looking at me and then Eve.
"Yes, he misplaced his phone and i picked it for him" Eve shot in
"okay, i see" she said smiling.
"Do you know each other? " Eve asked, i shrugged.
" Yea, we live in the Same street" she answered.
"Really? " i said folding my hands.
" I am Ada's lodge mate, since you don't know me, you should know Ada naa" i smiled, bade them farewell and turned to go, only to be called back by Eve, she held Her friend by the hand and faced me.

"Tochi please come, On no account should you ask Tonia for my contact and Tonia" she faced her " and should he ask which i'm very sure he will, on no account should you give it to him" we both smiled.
"Yes madam, Tochi you have heard naa" Tonia said
I nodded and was about to protest when Eve grabbed Tonia and the both left.

"Greet martins for me" Tonia called behind her.
I shouted okay and boarded a bike back to my lodge...

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid's Second Son Gets White Man As His Godfather by Moneyhatesme(m): 8:10pm On Nov 28, 2016
KissChrix:
So? How's this news?



If this gets to fp, I'm deactivating
undecided

**Modified**

I will deactivate when Wole Soyinka tears His green card

Please, reduce the mentions gringrin

This maaan

Literature / Re: Tochi's Dilemma by Moneyhatesme(m): 7:43pm On Nov 28, 2016
Eleven



Exams were fast approaching. Just two weeks left. Usually i hardly touched my books until its a week to exam day but this time around i just decided to start early with no reason.
The day was Wednesday and the time was 12:45. I strolled leisurely into the school library with my books tucked under my armpit. My head was covered with a black face cap which partly covered my eyes too, i just didn't want to observe or be observed by anybody there. I found a seat and sat there alongside a guy and a girl whom i suspected to be couples romancing their books more than they were reading it. I hissed lightly and rubbed my nose. Opened my mathematics textbook and started reading it. I was just a little too lazy to solve instead i solved in my head and crammed the formula for the ones i couldn't solve. About 15 minutes gone, i raised my head from my books, i yawned and stretched my body. Three rows from where I sat i noticed someone that looked like Eva. I wasn't so sure and i couldn't walk up to her seat to check. I screeched my feet on the floor, it made a little lot of noise. Few people looked at me, i managed to hide my face behind my face cap. But my plan worked, she managed to look up, i recognised her with the style of her hair. I smiled at myself and picked my books, i felt my pocket and made sure her pen was intact. I walked up to her seat and sat besides her. She didn't even as much as look at me.
I coughed. She then stole a glance and focused on her book again and then looked back at me with an expression of recognition on her face. She gave a little smile and faced me fully.
"You again, i don't have a spare pen here" she said
I looked at her with a fake shock on my face and smiled.
"so you are now calling me a pen borrower?" i asked still smiling
"Not exactly but i don't see a pen on you and I'm quite sure u came here to read"
I looked into her eyes and shook my head.
"You know there's something cute about you" i managed to tell her with my heart pounding at the prospect that i was actually going to sweet talk her.
"Really?" she asked her eyes focused on mine.
"Yea, and i was hoping we could go beyond pen lending and borrowing relationship" i said touching her lightly on her hands.
She gave me this feminine laugh that warmed my heart and made her beauty animate.
"So what should we now lend and borrow?" she said
"Well i would love to borrow your heart and besides i don't think you have any pen that you can lend me now, do you?"
"Well right, i don't think i have a pen to lend you for now and about my heart, i also don't think i can spare it either"
I knew it wasn't going to be easy but i have started and i wasn't going to stop.
"Well i don't necessarily need everything, you can keep the part that pumps blood and all, i just need the emotional side of it" i said with a smile and still keeping eye contact.
She laughed.
"You are not serious" she laughed.
"I am" i said smiling.
She tilted her head and looked at me with the most charming smile I have ever seen which seemed to spread into her eyes.
"Whats your name?" she asked.
"Tochukwu and yours?"
"I thought you already have a name for me?"
"Do i?" i asked
"Maybe, well i'm Eve" she finally said
"Well i was actually close the last time i called you Eva"
She smiled and said there's a difference. I dropped my nokia torchlight phone on the reading desk.
I pulled her pen from my pocket and waved it in her face.
"Well I'm giving it back to you on one condition"
"What condition?" she asked.
"That you write down your number for me with it" i said trying to sound confident.
She smiled, looked at me and then back to her still open books
"Well you may have to keep it for a long time" she said
"Why?" i asked a little disappointed
"Well, Because i can't possibly oblige to your condition, and don't border to push it cos it would be a futile attempt"
i moved my hand closer to hers on the desk, held her fingers and was about to tell her the story of my life when my phone vibrated in my pocket. I pulled it out and saw my brothers name on the screen, i swore under my breath and picked the call, placed the phone to my ear and said hello with a killer frown on my face.
"Hello idiot come house" Martins said hastily and cut the phone.
I slid the phone back in my pocket. Picked my books. I made to pick my nokia phone on the desk but on a second thought decided to leave it there.
I looked at Eve again. Her shinning skin made me so weak i felt like i could fall. She looked at me and asked if I was leaving.
"Yea, my brother just called me"
"Ok".
"So when would i see you again" i asked her.
"Well, whenever you see me, you see me".
"Cool" i said and pulled closer to her, planted a kiss on her cheek, stood up and observed the shock on her face which broke into a smile. I smiled back and turned straight for the door deliberately forgetting my Nokia phone on the desk,.

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Literature / Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Moneyhatesme(m): 7:35pm On Nov 28, 2016
danhunter500:
Nice Work Op

Keep It Going!!!

More Opportunities Awaits You Bro.


Thanks bro. I appreciate
Literature / Re: Tochi's Dilemma by Moneyhatesme(m): 7:34pm On Nov 28, 2016
Free101:

Continue o jare!
elskillful:
fuel for my car don empty,so i will park here.
following.
N£XT
Eniqurl:
thanks fr d mention..... M present!

Welcome on board

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Literature / Re: Tochi's Dilemma by Moneyhatesme(m): 7:31pm On Nov 28, 2016
KissChrix:


Thanks for the mention bruh cool


Make I park here before dem go carry their wahala come
.

Welcome on board bro. Them ban me o. But i go just dy manage this account
Literature / Re: Tochi's Dilemma by Moneyhatesme(m): 7:30pm On Nov 28, 2016
Free101:
Well done Op, in fact lemme singeth for you;

"Strumming my heart with his fingers,

Singing my life with his write ups,

Killing me softly with his thread o,

Killing me softly with his story,

Telling my whole life with his words,

Killing me softly with his THREAD!!!


You dey try dude, your command of English and the way you keep manipulating the language to give your story going is the bomb, that's what keeps me wanting more like Oliver Twist not minding what Mr. Bumble thinks or say. keep it up.
noticed you changed the title from DILEMMA to TOCHI'S DILEMMA abi na my eyes dey decieve me

P.S: Any niggur or niggress thinking am a faggo.t for the lyrics I put up there is really high on Oshogbo weed.
...


Thanks bro. I actually thought DILEMMA was common enough so i decided to add something

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Literature / Re: Tochi's Dilemma by Moneyhatesme(m): 7:29pm On Nov 28, 2016
Ten


"Jesus" she shouted as the footwear landed a little above her chest which i noticed made her breast jingle a bit.
I stood rooted to a point with my hands over my open mouth. I was oblivious of my posture. For some seconds i stood there not knowing what to do next. At this point Ada was observing her white t-shirt and the dirty mark the sneaker had left on it. I managed to walk a little bit closer to her and noticed Lucy was with her. Lucy lived in our lodge and we were all very close. I was a little glad on seeing Lucy there, at least someone to speak on my behalf.
"Am really sorry, i never meant to throw that at you" i started to say in a shaky voice while i fidgeted my fingers which i had managed to slide into my pockets. She looked up at me with an expression that was hard to decipher. Not smiling and not much frown there. She said nothing while trying to brush off the dirt on her shirt. Lucy cast a glance at me and gave me one of her naughty smiles. She pulled a hanky from her pocket and used it in blushing the spot off. I was tempted to go over and lend a hand but i just checked myself to avoid stories that touched.
"Hmm, no problem, i guess i'll just go in and take this shirt off, lucky my Lodge's over there" Ada finally said in a voice that made me want to ask her for a kiss.
"OK, i will see you later" lucy replied her while i stood there almost invisible to them but i was glad it seemed i would be left off the hook. Ada walked past me without even looking at me. I heaved a sigh of relief as i turned and my gaze followed her for some distance. Honestly i was observing her perky ass which Lucy seemed to notice. She dragged me into our Lodge holding me by my hand.
"it's like you want to throw the remaining shoe at her butt too" she said pulling me by my ear. I grimaced and pulled myself away. I saw kossi peeping out from his door with a wicked grin on his face. I pulled the remaining sneaker and threw it at him, this time making sure it landed him squarely on his head before he ran inside.
Emeka rushed out from the room, observed me and broke out into a laughter.
"see them, busy body" i said and picked the sneaker that i threw mistakenly at Ada. Kossi threw the other back at me and i caught it mid air.
"But seriously guy, Ada likes you o" Lucy said. I looked at her.
"Really?"
"yes nah, you needed to hear what she told emeka for stepping on her slippers that she kept outside and this one, you threw ur dirty shoe at her and she just let you go like that, maybe she dy trip for you" Lucy said smiling and winking at me. I looked at the three of them hissed and went inside with my sneakers clutched under my armpit.

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Literature / Re: Tochi's Dilemma by Moneyhatesme(m): 3:31pm On Nov 28, 2016
Hurklan:
PRESENT.. Hfinest1,eniqurl, food is ready


Thanks bro. Call everyone
Literature / Re: Tochi's Dilemma by Moneyhatesme(m): 3:30pm On Nov 28, 2016
jhybho:
Be like say this one sef go make sense. no be "hin be like say sef". Na make sense something!



Thanks bro. I appreciate.
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Moneyhatesme(m): 2:50pm On Nov 28, 2016
Hi everyone, its stilll Chipappii, my account was banned this afternoon. I may have to continue with this one. Thanks everyone.

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Literature / Re: Tochi's Dilemma by Moneyhatesme(m): 2:45pm On Nov 28, 2016
Hi, its stilll Chipappii, my account was banned this afternoon. I may have to continue with this one. Thanks all

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Food / Re: 12 Beautiful Delicacies From All Over Nigeria by Moneyhatesme(m): 9:10am On Sep 29, 2016
Asides 8,9,10,12. Others are gross.
Especially that tuwo sh*t. Feel like throwing up whenever i see them northerners guzzling it.

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Celebrities / Re: Cover Art Of Davido's EP "Son Of Mercy" (PHOTO) by Moneyhatesme(m): 8:50am On Sep 29, 2016
His posture in that pic looks uncomfortable. undecided angry
Romance / Re: Whasapp Group For The Singlez by Moneyhatesme(m): 11:56pm On Sep 28, 2016
Gladiator1:
grin
Hahahaha. Na only guys dy drop numbers here. Na gay group una wan form?

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