₦airaland Forum

J12: You look like your governor. His name is Emmanuel

WARRIBLOOD: dat ur guy dey learn check dis out... Dats me

redgem: Hmmm...please,I'm tired of laughing
Is it hult or hurt?
It doesn't affect me...wanted to give the op a simple advice but changed my mind..decided to just laugh and leave the thread cos it makes no sense..
Got that?

InvertedHammer: /
LOL.

Not funny..but I can't help but laugh.
Person dey owe you since January, he no pay. U never collect your arrears first na im you come dey put more demands join.

Ok o. We shall see.
Country wey im embassy dey owe parking tickets and electric bills overseas.
Nigeria wey dey wear debt like badge of honour.

By the time dem finish with you..Una no go remember how to sing the national anthem.

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Braggante: Go to any police station, tell them you want to be deported home.
Or pack your bags, go to the immigration office and register your displeasure with the country. Remember to tell them youre a Nigerian. Im sure you will get a free ticket home.
Then come home, dust your cv and join us to vote out PDP next year.
Best of luck!

ugsams: Please i need matured advice and candid opinion here.

I met this lady who is a xhosa mixed with sotho, we have really developed strong feeling for each other. We have at several occasions considered the option of getting married.

I don't live in South Africa, my immediate plan doesn't include living there and even if I will have to, it will be living there for a short period of time which is likely going to be few weeks or months of several visits just to enable us know each other over time. I would've loved to make her be the one to visit me instead but after we both analyzed the situation of things, we decided that i should be the one to visit because she is a single mother and works in the South Africa Police Service, so it won't really be convenient for her and i am the one who has the chance to do that now.

We have talked about paying her Lobolo and marriage but then there is also the the need for us to also to spend some time to see how compatible we are. Although, we spend a lot of time online I still think it its not enough.

My questions are:
What type of visa will be the most appropriate visa for me to apply for this visit?

What will be the likely requirements?

For someone who doesn't live in South Africa, what's the position of the law on getting married to a South African citizen?

What will be the process of getting married and the required documentation?

What are the benefits of marrying a South African?

***Note: I am not particularly in a hurry about getting Residence Permit as I am already processing my travel documents to another country. I am doing this because I want to start a family with this wonderful lady. I will also appreciate general advice that will be very important in my decision making or guide my procedures. Please I will need everyones advice

Kinkybraids: Yeyi I WON, I WON!!! lol its just a healthy debate, nothing serious

PrinxArthur1: I didn't say all but 70% and kinky I can't say u'll b easy for me,but if I want to, u won't know what hit u gal,u'll only know when u re on ground and don't underestimate any igbo guy from Anambra state precisely

PrinxArthur1: how can a young undergrad like me pin down upto 15 south African women 50% from ur embassy here in Lagos,if I ever try that to a women Nigerian am going receive the bash/slap of d century

Kinkybraids: Lol... I see you are awake Morning.... I can just imagine what you are thinking lol. I'd never say 'Bottom' by the way...I wanted to say A$$ lol

fnep2smooth: i don't know why you guys keep killing yourself on this Matter. You can't compare nigeria with south africa.
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We build our country from nothing to where it is today with No western help..
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There economy is been control by the white,
the white still dictate how the country will go or been rule. (secretly).
The white occupy almost all the top agency.
The blacks over there are just like normal citizens with no right what so ever.

but Nigeria guy got swag and thats why they are jealous. most of all the south african girls i HAve come in contact with always fall for me, not because am handsome but because they see the spirit of confidence, intelligent, well exposed and sweet talk. Sometime we the nigerians don't even know about it cos thats our way of life. But funny enough our own girls fails to see it . Many of them still wish to date us or even marry us but i guess some bad stories flying around about the nigerian hustle is whats bringing all this hate .

Kinkybraids: I beg to differ... please give examples? Personally I try to refrain from 'abusing' people based on stereotypes...If I know you personally Ill attack you personally if you are an ass

Vansnickers: Shut up, you Ediot. Is your father mad? Were.

Don't you know it's my tax dollars that funding this Nigerian expedition. Take time o!

Stelvin101: That person dat said Nigeria is a failed Nation, God punish u dia n baptist u with pig shit. Why not go to sudan or somalia n stay if Nigeria is a failed nation?.. The govt has bad eggs in it as well as the military, gradually boko haram will go into extinction cause dey r not well organised like ISIS, IRA or Taliban

ikeyman00: ^^^^ what a NUISANCE and a fool

MissMeiya: Loool now you made me check your face too. Do you drug the girls you sleep with?

Learn something today. Stop being a disgusting human being.