₦airaland Forum

Obiagelli: did i insult anyone? I know pdp governors hardly invest in health care, these statrs cant even manage simple cases of cholera.

I won't join the wish away wagon even when i know how serious things are.

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Renegade147: . Dude use ur senses nw. U bull-sh1t a man and expect him to keep quiet. No wonda,u are as weak as fried plantain(dodo).

no. you should use your head man. talking doesn't always show strength. do your research, chi-chi talks too much.

oh well, more fireworks in the north!

f

jizos!

amaechi talks too much, like a woman. I call him chi-chi.

padeolu: I had a nightmare last night.. it was so different from my previous ones... Its more of an alien visitation or witch/demon attack...Thank God I overcame the encounter with just minor stings

Last night before I slept, there was no light in my area and I knew the possibility of Phcn restoring power was slim and it was so hot that I had to sleep naked (well, almost naked coz I had my pant on). My room sliding window/louvers were opened, so also is the door to my room and my room's restroom and its small window.

I thought of mosquitoes coming in to make the night a horrible one, but the thought cleared off upon realizing I'd be swimming in my sweat till dawn, and who knows, sleep may not come. I madeup my mind to live with the mosquitoes bites, moreso am used to it. I removed my mosquitoe net coz every little breeze that touches my body counts.

At around 1:20am, I fell asleep, it was a deep sleep, I guess I enjoyed the first part of the sleep before alien came to attack. I had a dream, I saw myself in my restroom masturbating as I used to, with my phone on my hand playing a porn video from **censored** (am sure dem G's know that site). While at it, I heard a knock on my door, I quickly rushed my masttting process to make d deal come out, I was wrong, instead of releasing, my dick cut into my hands.. I was so scared that I woke up in the process. I prayed and slept again.

The second phase is where it all happened, I guess this happened around 3am or so. Am not so sure of the time coz their wasn't light and I hate leaving my bed at midnights. Ok, during the second phase of the sleep, I guess I wasn't deep asleep this time around when I noticed a big hand all over my body, pressing me to bed, I couldn't shout, I was so helpless, words weren't coming out of my mouth, I made several attempts to scream, maybe my parents or siblings would hear... But no, I was voiceless. It was so dark that I couldn't see the face of the alien/witch pressing me to the bed. Then I remembered my pastors preaching (I hardly go to church tho) where he sometimes said "when in the day of adversity and trouble.....*or something like that*. So Psalm 91 came to my mind, I couldn't scream it out, coz I was voiceless, so resited the psalm several times, then I noticed instead of being pressed to the bed, I started noticing some sort of bee or needle-like sting all over my body, it was so painful that I started weeping, still voiceless, but tears were rolling down my face. I was very scared and suddenly I was able to talk, instead of calling for help, I SCREAMED BLOOD OF JESUS. From their I noticed the hands stop pressing me to the bed, and the needle-like object stopped pinching me, even though the pain was much.

So, I swiftly took a land lying next to me on bed just to see the face of the big hand pressing me to the bed. Upon switching the lamp on, I saw nothing, so I turned my body to face the other side of the wall, lo and behold, I saw a shadow running on the wall, I guess it was finding its way out, the shadow has a big head, with a very long hand, but short legs. Upon seeing that, I was so scared, I started shivering, and then covered myself with my duvet. After few minutes, some courage came, I stoodup from my bed, holding the lamp on one hand and my bible on the other hand. But it was too late the demon/alien/witch is gone.

My fellow NL'ers, help me thank the Lord, I overcame the horrific mare. I guess I've learnt my lessons. I took too much hot legend (dark ale) before I went to bed and I forgot to make myself holy by licking anointing oil. Any ways, thank you all for reading. Good morning to you all


PS...No insults

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Fatai...

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Smartjeezy: On a serious note.I will kill them all! They killed an innocent soul without any proof.R.I.P Sunday adio...A.k.a omo baba spain.I will make you smile over there in heaven.Operation kill 'em all activated!

Please don't forgive them. Kill them all.

okparaugo: Ibadan is the crime capital of Nigeria..

Followed by Lagos and one stu.pid boy is calling Jonathan's name..

Don't these states have governors ?

CRIME and COMMERCIAL capital of nigeria is LAGOS.

dada01: After reading your post here is my judgment.

Without any prejudice whatsoever Your story might be correct in the aspect of extortions BUT Bro

The other aspect of D Police SELLING and KILLING its a big horrible LIE due to your Energetic ambitions of black mailing the Police.

Am not a police (in fact I can't) neither my relatives, am not even a #100 fan of the NPF, no with standing u can't just come here and start miss informing us.

If such thinz had happened would u not ave officially lodged a complaint.

......... SMH

dafuq are you swearing about?.
I didn't want to comment until I saw your post.
listen, I've had an experience at SARS in anambra state and I can testify that some unfortunate inmates are killed nightly without any jurisdiction or trial.
naija is one big jungle.

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calebo101: hahahahaaha, let me help u ooo

LIAR BUSTED.

I'm done with you.

Always knew u were lying from the start because u wan form woman defender

At ur mid 20s u are already a prolific LIAR, how would u be wen u grow old

See your life.

from your history, I sense that you're probably some primitive yahoo boy using a 'coded' UK line, struggling to survive in a slum somewhere in SW.
what a waste of my time.
I won't grace you with a reply, keep liking your own posts.

calebo101: stop derailing, LIAR.

Prove say u dey abroad

Na me u wan impress, MONKEY

By the way these was your post January of this year on a topic u created...

"I'm a graduate, in my middle 20's. please what are my chances if I apply for an American visa with an invitation letter from a relative in America?. also, I'd like to know how long I can stay in America if I succeed using an invitation letter.
please, I need your ideas and help.
thanks."

Did you finally get the visa?

Talk make i help u

squirrel. keep digging, hopefully you'd dig up your senses too.

calebo101: Monkey, u still dey talk, u look broke for a man.

Want me to link u up to smone u cn marry in d states?

Bro talk make i help u, i hv helped others.

Dnt die in silence

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calebo101: MONKEY, na me u wan lie give say u dey abroad.

Oya show urself make we see who dey abroad u dey run.

See ur life, chimpanzee

your village mentality is quite alarming, stop embarrassing yourself further.
sounds likely you're the first phool in your lineage to cross your village boarders.

calebo101: Monkey, maybe u shd read my profile again to knw whr i am and if u hv doubts u cn PM me so i confirm.

And bro i am actually doing my 2nd masters nw, dnt make d mistake of confusing online personality for offline. MUMU

Na me u dey form levels for, wen dem born u?

still sounding like a ret-ard.
I don't give a fvck about your location or your 20th masters... they don't mean shiit to me.
And I won't pm you, bloody homo.

calebo101: A retard that can feed your family 10 times over, . Don't u want to be a retard? Mumu, u think say na to type grammar wen u nor know d meaning.

Dey defend woman with d hope say she go open leg for u. I know your type.

ode.
this isn't about wooing a chick, I'm a million miles away from naija so how da fvck am I supposed to gain from it?.
you faulted, so suck it up.
feed my fam?... lol. your sanity should be the government's top priority.
Go n goof elsewhere, I got better things to do with my time.
you even sound little a semi-illiterate.
derange-d weasel.

calebo101: See this one o, na me con base for Nigeria? See as u just insult ur family, sorry 4 u.

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calebo101: Obviously you are a fool, don't bother to reply me cos i don't want to exchange words with you.

I am sure you took your bath with salt and water last 2 weeks, .

Am i right?

did a goat pee on your head when you were a kid... or does du+mbness run in your lineage?... cuz you're an extra daft ogre.
dafuq do I need salt n water for?. oh, you assume every NL member is based in Nigeria right?.
Ode!.

calebo101: Thunder fire your mouth there, idiota. You don chop??

how da fvck would you attack someone's parent out of the blue?.
you're supposed to be slapped 7 times by a mad woman and then thrown over 3rd mainland bridge.
unscrupulous dimwit.