₦airaland Forum

harlyon: . Are they going to check me for physical cash when I am in ppossesion of my master card?.I don't intend carrying physical cash though..as for the letter I have it with me and his bio data page of his passport together with his permit(Relative)

well, I hear you could get a pass if you have a MasterCard.
however, its safer to come with physical cash and change it when you arrive at SA.
things are changing and the system is getting more strict... especially to Nigerians.
like I said, SA dey deport naija peeps for even the most ridiculous reasons.

neutralwaya: Thanks. I try . Hmmm : Do you kinda doubt God ?

its complicated mehn.

kika23: It just means he's funny..... No insults intended! Kapish?

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Omomehn: hw na? As i add "anything 4 u " join u suppose knw say i dey joke na.

I know say na joke, me sef dey joke. na play play be d New way to Mark register nowadays.

^^^ let me add to that sir.
this is for those coming with visiting visa:
if you're using an invitation letter, its safer to have your host's phone number on it cuz a call might (95% probability) be put across to him/her at the port of entry for confirmation. Also ensure that your host has legit papers.
Another alternative is a hotel reservation.
in this case, you must ensure that your hotel booking matches with your flight ticket. e.g if ticket indicates that you're staying for 2 weeks, your hotel booking MUST also be for 2 weeks.
To be on a safe side, ensure that your hotel is fully paid for and come along with a receipt/print-out as evidence. everything WILL be verified at the port of entry.
its also safer to have at least $1,000 as BTA.
Nigerians are being deported everyday for the very reasons, so ensure that you come prepared.
a word is enough for the wise.

You're obviously not good with 'love triangles',.. I advice that you drop it and join the 'players circle'.

neutralwaya: Bro, I was once like you. At a point it also affected me health wise. And in this Dog eat Dog world, no one really cares if you kicked the bucket. That is the true fact. You need a 270 degree U-Turn

To alleviate your worries , you gotta face the reality of life. You are not gonna save the world, you can only do better.

Secondly. God is your love. Expect it from no man but put all your trust in God. That way you will be enriched in his Glory, it will reflect in other's and with the spirit of discernment , you shall know how to take the bull by the horn and put your feet where it fits. Heck, even priests are logical

Thirdly : Embrace your passions and career but still glow on the social scene when you can and if necessary. With time, you gonna be just fine.

I wrote couple of poems that suits your dilemma. If you wanna go through them, I will post them here later.

All the best and Good luck

perfect. well, except the God factor.

Jarchi: I knew it, babies signing up for nl since 1880 so I don't fucking care. Like the pix above

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goofyone: Sometimes i just find it difficult to believe that social relationships have been reduced to this gross showing where it becomes a guy's duty to initiate, sustain and perpetually make a conversation lively. Are you not human yourself? Do you not have ideas you wish to discuss? When has it become the guy's express duty to fulfill your daily laughter quota? Where does it say it's the guy who must be "lively and interesting"?

Little wonder you girls end up with sweet talkers whose cunning words carry you away and ultimately will make you part with those things you guard so closely. Better check yourself first, nincompoop.

you still would've put your point across without calling her names.
it doesn't make sense.

Jarchi: See self_righteous being, they get laid at the slightest,and they keep shouting I don't want a virgin male,he shud b xperienced even if e can't make dem cum,fenks for bringing my family into dis,my dad told me 'charity begins at home' looks like does dat just judge by b cover of a book. Read your post and put your self in d shoes of dose your comment are meant for.
Next pls

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Omomehn: omomehn a clown? U can keep d crown bby. Anything 4 u.

u fall ma hand.

kika23: Clown....

I don laff die!
Omo mehn, like play like play, insults don enter the matter oh.
dat na why I no dey follow every girl play.

mencade5: after enjoying life and banging all the guys their pusssiii can handle, they are bringing the shaft (remnants) for you to take into marriage. My brother will you accept it?

Well i would advice you go for the younger ones (early twenties) those ones are manageable.

Think about it and goodluck

oh, you think 18 is young enough so they get a pass?.
where da fvck have you been?... da world has changed bro.
nowadays, these sluts start fvckin straight from their mama's womb.
so age got nothing to do with promiscuity, it all centers on the personality.

ONUCHUKWU is an indegene of NASARAWA?... nawa ooo!
umu nnem kwenu!!

ogene70: OMG! there's so much spoil in journalism these days, so Thisday doesnt know the meaning of NAMA anymore? calling NAMA Nigerian airport management Authority instead of ; Nigerian Airspace management Agency...there's trouble in the land...i am off to Uganda.

abeg wait for me make we take off the same time...

ayusco85: carry on, we the 160million nigerians are solidly behind you. the government always twist issues and make it seem those striking are only doing it for their pockets, not knowing that they were striking for a more serious issue like upgrading our hospitals so public officers and politicians dont travel abroad for medical check up.





well ASUU now has a rival we used to ask btw ASUU and thunder who strike pass? well now we know its the doctors

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pansophist: It's 1000 but it was changed to 420. You need to be in naija to open an account or better if your brother/sister or a trusted person can open with his/her name and send you the ATM. You csn operate the account like it's yours

yeah, you're right. thanks man, I'll do just that.

kobonaire: wow .... thanks for that info.
I received an email last week from one Mr. Kim Park from S Korea offering me a biz deal .... so na our yahoo boy operation be that

lol. yes o.
na developed countries be Yahoo boys paradise.
with unrestricted IPs, 24hrs electricity, swift internet, advanced banking system...
I laugh if remember some naija Yahoo boys.

jta2012: i cried last on August 1,2014 as I PRAYED FERVENTLY 2 MY MOST GRACIOUS AND BENEVOLENT ALMIGHTY GOD
for HIS quick INTERVENTION on issues between ME and my ENEMIES.....and HE anshered ME immediately..
because HE is GOD that answers PRAYERS...
HE wl not forsake us if we cry faithfully n sincerely 2 HIM...

All thanks be 2 HIM..

rubbish!

TYPOP: They use style talk am o. "After study permit, you don boost our level, now go back to your damn country and leave us in peace". LOL

Congrats on Dayo. Clearing immigration now.

lmao.
Lucky me! 4 years WP.

pansophist: As for me, I am fine with my GT mastercard. I get money sent to me from Nigeria directly to my account and I withdraw from abroad anywhere I find an ATM machine. I can withdraw in weekends anywhere and anytime and no sending fee from the sender, only 420naira withdrawal charge. I can also travel to another country and withdraw there unlike western union where I have to collect in the destination country.

GT mastercard is still the best if you know whats up

you sure its N420 withdrawal charge?.
I here the average withdrawal charge abroad is N1,000 plus.
can I get someone in naija to open the GT account and send me the MasterCard?... cuz UBA don finish me here o.

kobonaire: With this new development, the yahoo yahoo boys in Malaysia will start targeting the fatherland

Malay don cast, na south.k boys dey run show now.

asadike: yes dear,u no there is no laziness in igbo blood, i decided 2 work 4 a hospital as a nurse ebe nmere aux trainin. Ifu kwa ezibo olu me ka nmara. Agulum mass-com na jacksonite skul of journalism, faculty of arts unn

I see. yes ndi igbo na agba mbo ofuma, ifu ihe Ana aru ebe' a itie mpku. I understand dear, odiro easy cha-cha mana jizos Wu eze.
anoghikwam na naija sha, agbaram oso ozugbo mchera service. lol.
emecha anyi akpa ofuma o?.

asadike: agusi gom na unn.

I see. so na job things remain abi?

asadike: dont pm me o,i didnt u ask u 2, unless u ar a dike. Gud mornin and ow ar u?

morning o, I'm gud n u?.
yes o, I'm a dike. lol.
ibu nwata akwukwo?

olaeffect: I agree with you. But the so called average Nigerians are reducing instead of increasing. Did you see the recent WAEC results? Do you know that the former standard 6 certificate holder is better than most graduates. Go to NYSC camps and see graduates that can't fill forms that has to do with their own bio data.

I don't mean to sound inferior. But it seams things just got worst since the white man left. i am sorry if my observation is wrong, but when next any of our leaders are sick let them not be taken abroad.

yeah, you have a point (on the academic side) ... things are deteriorating and the system needs change.
But still, I can't help but admire the nature-given wisdom of the average Nigerian.
we don't need the Whiteman, we got all the potentials, just that we don't see or use it.

asadike: thks dear,in period lyk dis,i need great friends lyk u. Wil u b my friend? Pm me when u are chanced. Thk u

yes, I will be your friend. ok, I'll pm you soon.

gaddamit! moni boli got some very sexy pair of eyes!.
from the handshake, its clear she's been seeing jonadumb in private.

olaeffect: I would have, if we have some that are well trained and don't travel abroad themselves when sick. Sorry I forgot they are on strike, or they have been sacked while on strike ;

Knowing and agreeing that a problem exist is the beginning of sanity, looking for ways of solving it is wisdom.

We have serious issues the earlier we agree on that the better.

the whites respect the average Nigerian for his Witt and intellectual prowess.
Yahoo boys are fvcking smart, most of them have never been abroad, still they con the whites big time.
Location has nothing to do with logical reasoning.
As you leave naija shores and interact with other nationalities, you'd come to respect the average Nigerian.

waleelite: Too bad and now EBOLA has taken all our attention away from this deadly non-islamic but political sect.

God intervention is all we need.

dafuq is you yapping son?

olaeffect: Just as I suspected, location is London

Na wa ooo. I reserve any further comment. I knew such sensible comment can only be from God given wisdom or from abroad

you need to see a psychologist bro, you got severe inferiority complex.