₦airaland Forum

Kingslaw: Where is quatar?

Taraba state.

Okija juju: Wow! I'm happy for you OP

Now you can either join 50Cents G-Unit records or become a musician and call yourself 50 Kobo.

did u just steal my joke?.
i will sue u oh.

#in obasanjo's voice# I DEY LAUGH.

Gboliwe: and have your head examined when you are done spitting.
What country in the entire universe is immune to road accidents that you have to keep cursing Nigeria? By the way, Rwanda, Mali, Liberia and many other countries are not too far, you have options

what rub.bish are u saying?
Abraham Lincoln once said that 99% of man's problem are man-made and can be solved by man.
the social amenities n infrastructure we have in Nigeria are a total joke compared to what we earn.
this country is the 6th largest exporter of crude oil in the world.
if we had good road systems, the ratio of accidents would be noticeably lower.
that state (abia) has arguably the worst roads in naija (ever been to aba?).
life expectancy in Nigeria is among the lowest in the world because we are the architects of our problems.
corruption has finished this country.
i feel more sorry for you cuz poverty has fried your small brain. it's either that or you lack basic knowledge about social issues.
YOU ARE THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO SEE A PSYCHOLOGIST.

dademonie: I just saw this
How to apply via a Shell Recruitment Day
Step 1 - online application
Visit www.shell.com/graduate and set up an application account. This involves completing an application form and uploading the latest copy of your CV. You can then search for available opportunities by selecting the region and country of work location.
* When searching for opportunities please check you are eligible to work in the chosen country/location.
Once you have successfully completed the online applicationssessment we’ll give careful consideration to your application by reviewing your details against the positioned CAR criteria.
Step 2 - online assessment
Once you’ve successfully submitted your online application, you will receive an email notification with instructions on how to complete the online assessment.
The online assessment consists of two parts:
Part 1: competency-based questions
These will take approximately 20 minutes to complete and will not be timed. Once completed, you’ll receive an email notification with the outcome.
You will need to successfully complete this first part of the assessment before proceeding to the second.
Part 2: a decision-making and problem-solving task
The second part of the online assessment consists of two tasks: a decision-making task that assesses how you respond to common situations that Shell graduates may face, and a problem-solving task that assesses your capacity for solving numerical problems. The decision-making task is not timed, but the problem-solving task has a set time limit of 18 minutes. In total, the online assessment should take approximately 45 minutes to complete.
You will have seven working days to complete each online assessment.
Step 3 - an interview
Once you have successfully completed the online assessment, we’ll give careful consideration to your application by reviewing your details against the positioned CAR criteria. Following this, you may be invited to a first stage interview.
The interview will take place either face to face or over the telephone. This is an opportunity for you to tell us more about your motivations for applying, your achievements, the challenges you've faced and how you've demonstrated the qualities we're looking for.
Step 4 - Shell Recruitment Day
Following success in the first-stage interview, yYou will attend an afternoon of non-assessed, interactive activities where you’ll be given further insights into our global businesses. The next day you will complete a range of assessed exercises which include an online simulation of working on a real project, a written exercise, group discussion, self-reflection interview, presentation-based case study including a presentation and final interview.
Step 5 - an offer
The Shell Recruitment Day concludes your assessment. Upon completion, we’ll be in touch to let you know the final outcome for suitable places on our Graduate Programme.
http://www.shell.com/global/aboutshell/careers/students-and-graduates/recruitment_day/application_process_srd.html

it isn't going to be easy at all.
bro j, na ur hand i dey o.... no fall my hand abeg.

dademonie: I just saw this
How to apply via a Shell Recruitment Day
Step 1 - online application
Visit www.shell.com/graduate and set up an application account. This involves completing an application form and uploading the latest copy of your CV. You can then search for available opportunities by selecting the region and country of work location.
* When searching for opportunities please check you are eligible to work in the chosen country/location.
Once you have successfully completed the online applicationssessment we’ll give careful consideration to your application by reviewing your details against the positioned CAR criteria.
Step 2 - online assessment
Once you’ve successfully submitted your online application, you will receive an email notification with instructions on how to complete the online assessment.
The online assessment consists of two parts:
Part 1: competency-based questions
These will take approximately 20 minutes to complete and will not be timed. Once completed, you’ll receive an email notification with the outcome.
You will need to successfully complete this first part of the assessment before proceeding to the second.
Part 2: a decision-making and problem-solving task
The second part of the online assessment consists of two tasks: a decision-making task that assesses how you respond to common situations that Shell graduates may face, and a problem-solving task that assesses your capacity for solving numerical problems. The decision-making task is not timed, but the problem-solving task has a set time limit of 18 minutes. In total, the online assessment should take approximately 45 minutes to complete.
You will have seven working days to complete each online assessment.
Step 3 - an interview
Once you have successfully completed the online assessment, we’ll give careful consideration to your application by reviewing your details against the positioned CAR criteria. Following this, you may be invited to a first stage interview.
The interview will take place either face to face or over the telephone. This is an opportunity for you to tell us more about your motivations for applying, your achievements, the challenges you've faced and how you've demonstrated the qualities we're looking for.
Step 4 - Shell Recruitment Day
Following success in the first-stage interview, yYou will attend an afternoon of non-assessed, interactive activities where you’ll be given further insights into our global businesses. The next day you will complete a range of assessed exercises which include an online simulation of working on a real project, a written exercise, group discussion, self-reflection interview, presentation-based case study including a presentation and final interview.
Step 5 - an offer
The Shell Recruitment Day concludes your assessment. Upon completion, we’ll be in touch to let you know the final outcome for suitable places on our Graduate Programme.
http://www.shell.com/global/aboutshell/careers/students-and-graduates/recruitment_day/application_process_srd.html

it isn't going to be easy at all.
bro j, na ur hand i dey o.... no fall my hand abeg.

yota: Hello house.

hi.
pls, how long have u been pursuing dis job?
i don't have Patience, dats my problem.

too many things going wrong.
this country is FINISHED!
*spits*

larayat: Eyah,sowee guys...buh it was nt like dah wen I servd in the state,guessn some ppl are messing wi ur allowee,myt nt b the gov's fault,

true. it's my fault.

Miatha: Please can someone tell me the meaning of POP with detailed explanation? tanx.

it simply means PLANTAIN or PAW-PAW.

^^^ wow.

very cool story.

190: and why do they call me - baby benz

cuz small children see you as a toy not a real car.

yota: @momey hungry, wow too much money, anyways to see a genuine agent don't come by easily. Oga at d tops who have immunities to slot, some decide to theirs by giving it to helpers to sell for them (agents) few slot thousands of agents, its better u hav top friends in immigration dat can show u d way ooo.

ok. thanks.
but do you know how much a slot sells?
like 250k, 300k, 400k...
i just need a figure.
someone answer me, pls.

HELLO HOUSE!
please am interested in any of the service, especially immigration.
i don't have time for long thing due process and such.
I'd like to know how much a genuine agent would charge for a job slot.
i need a tested and trusted agent. i will pay.
please reply.
thanks.

camry BIG-FOR-NOTHING: needs no explanation ... that car is really big for nothing.
END OF DISCUSSION: This na 4 naija babes wey dey like give excuses ... as soon as dem see u in this car, discussion don end oh! no more long talk... na azonto tinz shaparly!

Paradise163: goodness!!! wen did all of u made all dis comments?

gbagauuuuuun!!!
another bullet oh!
God save ur children oh!

op: your GRAMMAR don SHOOT me 6 BULLETS oh!
but i survive am..... i dey hospital dey receive treatment.

oboy u need to start rapping oh!!! cuz dat was how 50cent began his career.
ur rap name shall be 50kobo.
50kobo!
i dey except ur album soon oh!

very handsome guys!

^^^ lol. confirm talk o!

wittyshey: I will be finishing in june and it went tru....wah I did was to pick completed.....den I chose completion date as june 2013. Den u fill in N/A for discharge cert number. All the best

phew! tanks!

anitank: Finally!!!

I put N/A in all blank spaces I didn't fill(like the masters degree), then changed my cv to doc (select all and copy, open "new document" then paste and save). Thanks guys

Now we wait

see?, i told u... we were meant to work in first bank!
we shall me meet at first bank headquarters in Lagos.
#June 6th is coming tooo slooow....

anitank: i've tried every single suggestion i found here, its still not submitting. maybe am not ment to work with first bank

sure. u were meant to work in central bank.

will be finishing NYSC next month. can i apply?.

valinda: na today i know say i be fine boy..smh..imagine ugly guyz

u get mirror?

my bbc month isn't connecting on android.... since this morning.
anyone here experiencing same?
i hope it hasn't been blocked oh!

obinna002: @ mr oneal or whatever you call urself,if you like talk from now till tomorrow, u guys are bloody scammers, u won take others make money abi [ FOOL ] na by force to market una useless drugs, please go and employ ur siblings, cousins, nephews, inlaws, to come and register 8500 and start marketing and live us alone, FOOL

don't waste ur energy on dat fat fo.ol

luluosas: I wanted to subscribe to the MTN BBC plan today but, I decided to ask MTN first and the answer I got is not pleasing at all.
Now, should I still go ahead and subscribe to the MTN BBC plan for my Android phone? I need your advice now. Thank you all.

holy shi.t! wtf?!!!

Rexxie: I pity the generation of those robbers...imagine how long those blood will cry to God for vengance against them and their innocent generations..may God have mercy

cool story. tell it again.