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Policewoman: HE WHO ROBS FROM GOD IS INVITING A STRAIGHT TICKET TO HELLFIRE.

old story.
tell me something i don't know ...

fvck y'all haters!
i wanna be like Castro when i grow up...
hopefully, i shall break his fvcking record.

^^^ awon boys no wan dull at alll! na wa o.

it's wartime baby!
go hard or go home!
so, clean your GUNS or dust your INT'L PASSPORTS!

76Naira: When the US puts substantial resources in place to contain these vampires, they are easily called names.
Glad the US is now set to become a net petroleum exporter.
Guess things are a bit clearer to us all now.....GEJ time to ask for drones! This isn't a battle for foot soldiers. That's if you can convince the Whitehouse you deserve it.

u should know by now that the u.s never has transparent motives when dealing with other countries especially an oil country like Nigeria.
the u.s doesn't give a fvck about NIGERIA.
get ur mind right.

^ high hopes can lead to hypertension o!

Abeg send am to dicepiano@gmail.com

papa ajasco.

onealproject: To all people who have posted negative things about this people...To whom who alleges must bring the proofs.
If you have never experienced financial freedom in your life,you cannot do with that your pay cheque..
It's unfortunate you can't use your third eye(sense) to decipher what is scam and what is not scam..In the bussiness you have to work before you earn..It's not a get quick reach opportunity..But you can't understand because probably you are meant to die poor like you parents..Because if you were rich,you will never even look for a job MUMU lasan lasan..
That's why you know all the scam address in your head..You are seriously jobless.

All the time you have used in touring around you could have invested it into the biz,start small and start earning big now....Your time counts for or against you!!

You can charge these people to court now or inform the governor who already knows about the bussiness opportunity.
It's a link that is capable of changing your story for good.

All hope is not lost I may still help you get around maximising the opportunity...Welcome to the WORLD OF POSSIBILITIES!!

If you have decided not to succeed, you shouldn't discourage other people from doing so because of your shallow knowledge.


It's not FAIR AT ALL!!

======= My Story ==============
Good day everyone, I av learnt 4rm Brian Tracy dt "Peace of Mind" is d NO.1 ingrdient of SUCCESS & I'll never trade it 4 ANYTN.
I presently don't nd a SECOND JOB even dou my presnt job just affords me a "token"+oda incentvs & dat's where I'm
as I write. All I'm doing is using my free tym to make an extra income 2ru HELPING PPLE overcome their diff health
challenges. Evrytym I achieve ds I'v got PEACE,feel gr8,make new CONNECTIONS & fortunately I get PAID. "That's my BIZ!"
NB: ds msg isn't meant to CONVINCE U any longer oo bt rada to clear d cloud of FEAR generatd 4rm NESTED MISCONCEPTIONS
(which are absolutely NORMAL) as We all have a rait to our own OPINION. I surely knw dt we will both live to see that TIME when it'll be
"TOO LATE TO QUIT MAKING MONEY" for ME from my BIZ and "TO LATE TO JOIN" for U. No offence pls.
It's not the CHANCES WE TOOK that PAIN most..It's d CHANCES WE NEVER TAKE!
Happy New Week!(Sun 12/May/13)

Expecting your responses!!

^^^ cool story bro. i will tell it to some kids in my neighborhood.

Dimpledup: . Could you give me their full name pls? Can't find anything about them on the net?

i don't know. but, it's a clear scam! can't u see? not on the internet in this 21st century, even some babalawos use the internet. lol.

i wish i was an American. God, why?

9jacrip: I think being homophobic is only a natural reaction which one needn't hide.
I'm proudly homophobic and im a potential danger to the lives and properties pf homos

me too.

30DB4FA6: I use to hate on this guy b4 around 2011 I dnt know why am liking him naw to the extent of even following him on tweet_ter

^^^ it's normal for gay.s.

it's a simple phenomenon. if it happens to you, simply chook d money back into d atm, walk away n ur account will be automatically credited.
try it n see.

Dimpledup: Guys, I got a text from "REConline" for a recruitment/job seLection scheduled tomorrow by 10am @ 26/28 karimu laka street(oba's hall), egbeda, lagos. Pls, this is a scam right?

real/good jobs don't come that easy ... do they?

interestingly, both parties have not responded on this thread.
could they be making lorv?

still on d matter:
tobechi onwuhara stole approximately $80 million through cyber-crime from America. this he accomplished with a gang of only 7 members.
one of d biggest cyber-crime in American history.
tobechi was a much greater genius.
naija, i hail!.

^^^
I've been looking for you for 12years!

I'm writing a movie script with the inspiration I've gotten from this story/fairy tale.
tuface will play d role of whyme222 while tonto di-cke will starr as the wife.
soundtracks will be davido's #see gobe# and tiwa savage's #kelekele love#.
the title will be one of these:
1 "WHAT A HUSBAND CAN DO, A WIFE CAN DO BETTER"
2 "IF YOU CHEAT, I CHEAT"
3 "MARRIED BUT SINGLE"
feel free to contribute.

ikechukz: Please who knows if the website works for Kryptonians because i'm also searching for my birth parents.It's being 20yrs now.Dad if you can see this,its your son Ikechukz_El.....

u made me run away.
d moment i saw ur black rumpled ugly face at d hospital on ur day of birth ... i knew i had to disappear.
how are u coping with girls?
i bet u don't have a girlfriend, unless she's blind sha.

nosike3: come here son!!! Am looking for ya for 30 yrs now!! Why u escape from our sykiatric home? Mama missed ya!!!

DADDY! i heard u are d richest African man!
u see ur life?
and i am d brokest African alive o!
i know u dnt want to see me n me sef i don't want to see you.
please just send me $20mill, i want to flex life like davido.

Bharbieface: true love u say ah dont fink so...it wud mke u feel insecure, am xperiencing 1 presently....its gotten worse dah ah cant even socialize anyow wit gals...she has even chased 4 of my gfs by calln dem to stay off

guy, ur name sounds GAY as fvck!
what kind of guy names himself bharbie?
sounds like nicki! ... minaj?

i feel sorry for d groom sha cuz most kidnappers have big mbunbulala which will likely over stretch d girls local government headquarters.
oh lawd!

my name is MUSA ALIKO DANGOTE.
I've been looking for my dad for the past 20 years now.
Pls, any idea how i can find him?

poshpimkiey: Open communication works well for my boo n i. He knws every guy on my contact list n vice-versa. We knw every silly tin both of us have done before n during our relationship

ur openess is the reason i said 'Yes!' when u were crying n begging to date me.
but i also accepted cuz u don't cost me more than #500 per month.

dis is phone numba: 0905647778905.
tell ur wife to call me.
i dont cost anything.
thanks.

The Writer: My mum is Yuzedo. We are leave in the man shun in la isla Bruce Banner. The ishland banana in moet shampaigne.

this is DRY. I've read anything drier than this.
could it due to dry weather? do you live in jos?

to my mom: hey, i always used to come last in class and inter-house sports... but on nairaland threads, i changed into a genius.
i don't mean to boast... but, who's 1st?
aren't u proud of me mum?