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Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by monikulapo: 8:30am On Jun 28, 2025
iamoyindamola:
So the buyer should buy the phone at 400k?
If he add 100k he will get UK used of same phone
Moreover from experience iPhones with broken screen will have iCloud lock issue that's when the seller will say I have forgotten the password since it's been long
Mehn. Calling someone mental and exaggerating just coz you think 400k is too much based on the posters lack of packaging.
So in other words you're just projecting your insecurities on someone else's goods ?
Btw the answer to the question would be whether it would be repaired at the same cost or not. Thanks
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by monikulapo: 7:48am On Jun 28, 2025
Smartworkfx2:
Still available

Price was reduced due to the screen

Phone is working perfectly

Location is Ikorodu garage.
Easy access from oshodi, ikeja and iyana ipaja

Owned by my client, she needs cash urgently.

Price is slightly negotiable

Clal or WhatsApp 0703-0000-416
Unfortunately, your market has been collectively lowballed ... if the phone is working as said .. best to just fix the screen and sell at computer village. I am even sure if you fix it and post from a different moniker you'll get better offers.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by monikulapo: 7:44am On Jun 28, 2025
iamoyindamola:
I hope you know the screen is badly damaged and not little issue
Don't come here to rant later abeg
To my knowledge regardless of the problem with the screen(hairline scratch or smashed into smithereens) it would be replaced AT THE SAME COST either ways, so I don't understand the continued exaggeration from everyone ?
HealthRe: What Masturbation Has Done To Me-will I Father Children......please Help by monikulapo: 12:23am On Jun 27, 2025
Amna1:
Good day fellow nairalanders its finally time i spoke out before i Bleep up for lie.

I started masturbating since i was at the age of 14 years and i have done it through different methods over the course of 4 years like fu..cking my mattress, soapy, with my hands e.t.c. it was during one of my solo sessions whilst fuc...king my mattress, then i felt like i tore one of my testicles but i didn't bother cause there was no pain.

Over the remaining 3rd of the decade i felt and confirmed one of my balls is getting dry and weightless by the day and the whole side is getting less sensitive than the other(side)*
And right now my left testicles is getting drier and becoming insensitive (no sensation at all) and i have confirmed it's no longer painful as it's before-no pain from the same left testicle.


Please tell me what to do .......It's not something I'm proud of! but i was addicted- i thank God I'm ready to quit by force

Please insults are welcome too
😂😂😂 ... Our Problem in Nigeria is we would rather pontificate than be realistic.
Honestly dude, if you are a single dude then the urge to masturbate is perfectly normal sign of a bored vibrant male. Your problem is fucking the mattress and being idle. Masturbation just like any other addiction is just prominent because that's the most easily accessible dopamine source you've wired and reinforced yourself to seek. If you are young the best investment is to hit the gym - you'll be trading testosterone for muscles, self development and ladies.

Get busy, masturbate in a less harmful manner and seek a healthy relationship. Whatever problems you have with your balls can only be accurately diagnosed by doing a male hormonal panel. You probably have high prolactin from fapping without knowing how it affects your testosterone, estrogen, prolactin etc hence the shrived balls 😂

Even if you fap till thy kingdom comes, you can still pop as many babies as you want ...
InvestmentRe: Should I Invest In Crypto Now, Or Wait? by monikulapo: 7:50am On Jun 26, 2025
Historically, now is usually a good time to DCA in anticipation for an October, November pump ..
InvestmentRe: My Prop Firm Trading Chronicles by monikulapo: 7:48am On Jun 26, 2025
Baiysam:
Something happened has a funded trader... please comment if you're following
Following .. rooting for you.
Following .. rooting for you.
InvestmentRe: My Forex Journey -prop Firm Practice Diary Part 2 By Mrsheddy Forex by monikulapo: 12:37am On Jun 22, 2025
Following, just started trading prop firms recently.
ProgrammingRe: I Just Concluded Developing A Forex Trading Bot by monikulapo: 3:29am On Jun 21, 2025
Been fine tuning my bot all week to complement my normal trading. What platform does yours work on ?

Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by monikulapo: 8:14pm On Jun 19, 2025
Nigerians and targeted hate campaign from both aggrieved and previously aggrieved waiting for opportunity to slander instead of settling issues amicably 🤝
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by monikulapo: 3:07pm On May 03, 2025
Meklex:
I buy from a data vendor
You should confirm if you still have data balance.
You can put the sim inside a phone and check the data balance and/or subscribe using the normal USSD codes. To my knowledge the only difference between the normal and broadband sim is there’s a minimum data subscription threshold for the broadband sim otherwise they can be used interchangeably with a router or phone.
Technology MarketRe: Apple MacBook Pro For Sale - 300k by monikulapo(op): 5:42pm On Apr 18, 2025
Ifexabc:
is this still available?
😂😂😂
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by monikulapo: 11:17pm On Mar 25, 2025
okeyfx:
Eggs available in Kaduna State for 4,800 naira per crate.

Minimum order quantity is 500 crates.

For order and inspection, call me on 08163441520 or chat me up on telegram @okeyfx
Can you get them safely to Lagos and how ?
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by monikulapo: 10:44pm On Mar 25, 2025
Pls you two should chillax with idek but pls abeg😂😂😂. Bruhhh the abuse is not even about pressure cooker or HDD anymore. Jeez why so personal😂

Idk who is who but I still use pressure cooker to cook beans so I guess it’s not necessarily a homemade bomb .. and urm HDD is actually clearance sales coz it’s old techmology.. okay 🤲🏾

We might need to have a clearance sale fight club for people to just punch it out forreal 🤼 and then hug it out after 🤗
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by monikulapo:
emynike2001:
How about this?

Mind you not everyone buys fairly used item, some like new items. Sometimes prices can go higher due to how and where we sourced it (buy it). Once you are a trusted and legit seller, buyers will always be at peace with your products knowing fully well that your products meets good quality and standards. Reason why I have lots of customers feedback on my thread.
I still repeat go find something useful to do with your time. My 2 kobo.
You’re admitting to selling items more expensive than the official store and showing other products on JUMIA to prove your point ?? Implying you’re dropshipping on a house clearance sales thread, same with tjcoded above.. Make it make sense ?

It’s the cowards seeing this and disturbing my peace I blame 😂

Plssss .. If you had better use of time and are making the sales you claim you wouldn’t be spamming this thread ... but I don’t care about your personal life.

You’re abusing the purpose of this thread, that’s all.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by monikulapo:
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emynike2001:
I have decided to ignore you, because I can't see a man who is deligent in his work that will have all the time to be lambasting and as well be disturbing the public on this platform. You have shown everyone here what you are really made of. Its a BAD PICTURE of you. Try at once and be peaceful with people cos you can't win all battles.

Pls find something meaningful to do with your time. God bless you as you do the needful.
Second day caught selling higher priced new items. God bless you as you do the needful. .

Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by monikulapo:
Onyeka90210:
You’re Delusional if you think I’m going to believe stuff you say,
How can you tell someone phone hasn’t been opened before and the battery has been changed, you obviously thought he was an amateur grin
You’re lucky the dude is a calm guy, I mean he has your account number yunno ?
Mr Anonymous grin
😂😂 Relax it’s for the public, you that’s all talk no action.

Oga i’m an amateur and that’s why I sat down with him to analyze the phone. I was so wowed with all the codes he was pressing on that day. We even spoke on phone for a couple days after the transaction when he had other questions.

He gave me his business card, we talked about his partners workplace. That tells you the caliber of boy I am. It’s just unfortunate I lost it coz I was renovating my apartment during that period, which he also knew about.

At this point Onyeka90210, what else do you want me to explain, Mr Clearance Sales Inspector #1 ?

You’re being more stubborn than my dog tonight. Got too excited on his poop walk .. I just had to whip and chain it .. he’s looking at me meekly now, wanting a pat and belly rub coz it knows it’s all love. Got me fantasizing about a certain moniker ...
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by monikulapo:
Onyeka90210:
Please how are we ignoring this ?
Has he reached out to you to sort things out ??
……
This is a clear case of Dishonesty,
If it’s another seller now you guys would have dragged him across 20 pages.
yehmy:
I don't need your money do what is right
Fortunately for you two I haven’t. Now the man has to make a public statement and apology on a private matter in order for you two opportunists to be disgraced. This is what I was trying to avoid all along telling the man to quote me on a dead thread instead on that day. I would’ve even quoted him directly if I was sure he was the right moniker. I absolutely despise inconveniencing bystanders to make a point. And that’s why I try to only reply when it’s a public attack on my integrity.

I posted my new number here the first two weeks of February where I sold items and even had texts from some other members here (who for some reason have chosen to be quiet). Why didn’t he contact me then ? Or even quote me then, after or prior to that ?

Also everything you guys are latching on to is an after service that I offered. It’s the old original battery in case he wants to resell the phone. I could’ve said I didn’t have means to reach the technician ? Plus the initial reason we couldn’t even meet up was because he had other commitments twice. Finally, this is an item he even mentioned is worthless to me and I’ve kept it for more than three months.

You opportunists are people they buy off with idek the going rate now .. smh.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by monikulapo: 10:18pm On Mar 24, 2025
yehmy:
By the way you are also a bad actor, because you have shown a sign that you are not credible, stop acting like a saint.
I’ll send something light to your account number for your troubles. Good night.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by monikulapo: 9:58pm On Mar 24, 2025
Rexraph18:
What happened to our darling clearance thread.

The thread has somehow outlived it's usefulness, because right now there is no week that passes without having banters here.
Next time call the bad actors out. You can literally read it above you, if you actually want to make a stand instead of acting sanctimonious.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by monikulapo:
yehmy:
😂 first off my surname is Akanbi not Adekanbi, Secondly you should check very well and verify even on this nairaland I'm not faceless and you won't be the first person I will encounter in things like this. I will tell you to shoot your best shot and bring it on, you want to play in the mud I will gladly play along with you.

Thought calling my name will scare me, Bro just do a search you will see I don't even hide when I'm not into shady dealings like you that is deleting your number and claiming you don't use it anymore, meanwhile they keep sending you messages on WhatsApp without response despite message delivering, just because you knew what you did.

Bro I will like to see what you can do, I'm 💯 up for it.
Chairman, I don’t care about you. I just want everyone to see you being a nuisance for absolutely no reason. The purpose of all these is to deter bad actors .. what exactly are you doing ?
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by monikulapo: 9:13pm On Mar 24, 2025
yehmy:
I like how you are choosing your battle wisely, since I called you out for intentionally ignoring the young man and how you lied about your number not active since December, even though we now know it's a lie. You clearly know what you are doing and you did well to dispose the problem on the guy and gave him false hope. I put it to you that you are a liar and you don't deserve to call people out here because your ways are shady.

In addition, you are on this thread to build credibility, just before you carry out your plan. We know people like you and I will be here watching when you finally scam people in coming days.
Dear Samuel Adeyemi Adekanbi,

Time after time I’ve pleaded with you and let you off easily. Please for the last time, please stop your baseless allegations and instead channel the energy to the people underneath your post and the other people clearly perpetrating scams.

Sincerely,
Monikulapo
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by monikulapo: 1:02pm On Mar 24, 2025
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Someone should reach out today sir. Best wishes
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by monikulapo: 12:57pm On Mar 24, 2025
emynike2001:
For those asking..if you have a 500watts to 1kva solar in the house, it can comfortably carry this pressing iron also the popular I better pass my neighbour generator can carry this solar iron wella, it does not put holes in your pocket if you are using prepaid meter, the iron is 300watts.

Give it a try today.
Ignoring the fact that it’s not even clearance.
Yours is even more expensive than JUMIA.
You should do better. For your apologist at least.
Are you sure God would still bless your deceitful ways today ?

Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by monikulapo: 12:31pm On Mar 24, 2025
laptopsforsale:
You think this is a joke, right? You think you can waltz in here and attempt to scam someone here, and still mock us by disturbing the peace of this thread?
Keep sharing awards. Your details will soon be added to the Nairaland list of scammers if you don't resolve your pending issue with that guy
Please don’t derail this thread. 5 of you tried and failed miserably. You’re late to the party. However, you can have this 👊🏾. No awards for you.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by monikulapo: 12:29pm On Mar 24, 2025
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𝐷𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑒 : (𝑁2,000 - 𝑁4,500)
PICK UP IS ALSO AVAILABLE (Lagos ONLY)
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Please all their apologist who they’ve blindly ignored should patronize them. Their lines are either off or busy.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by monikulapo: 12:27pm On Mar 24, 2025
laptopsforsale:
Instead of him to focus on resolving this issue with you, he is busy disturbing the peace of this thread.

He is clearly showing tendencies of a scammer. Changing phone numbers and evading this issue. If he doesn't send you the battery, please put out his full names, phone numbers and account details here and we will make sure his details get added to the scammers list here on Nairaland.

Rubbish!
🎤🎤 … you’re not loud enough.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by monikulapo: 11:48am On Mar 24, 2025
yehmy:
Wait he's yet to reach out to you for the battery?
I’m not sure I gave you award yesterday. You can have this lollipop 🍭. Thanks for your participation.
A tun ma rin yin next time.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by monikulapo: 12:02am On Mar 24, 2025
tjcoded:
40-46 28k
Payment on delivery accepted Nationwide ..
A big thank you to you for always tagging me and giving me more visibility ..God bless
You’ll learn the hard way that people don’t patronize greedy vendors. Not even acknowledging your apologist says a lot.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by monikulapo: 10:10pm On Mar 23, 2025
tjcoded:
Available 41-46 fully boxed
29k
Payment on delivery accepted Nationwide
Someone please patronize this vendor. Maybe they’ll start making sales and stop forcing it on us.
I’ll be praying your greed and stubbornness doesn’t detract buyers.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by monikulapo:
advanceDNA:
Wait ...are you not the same guy who sold iPhone 13pro with bad customer service??

Nigga...don't even bring your sarcasm to my mentions man...u don't even have the ethics or moral stand to do so...
Okay father🧎🏽
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by monikulapo:
Instead of attacking each other .. whether it’s because you don’t like the system or because you don’t like the people who don’t mind the system or perhaps you’re an apologist .. let us channel it collectively at the defaulters. They come and leave almost immediately and even right now they’re not the ones getting rebutted on this thread.

Counsel the defaulters to change, ignore them if you wish or call them out if you can. I know there will be change.

To all the monikers who didn’t stand on the fence, Angels would fight for your cause this week .. ❤️

I’m tired of going at these ‘Agbayas’ .. my conscience can’t take it. However these people are stubborn o 😂

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