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I think I give a Bleep in this one

MrHenshaw:








My advice is for you to change school.
U dey craz!
Y u dey run.
U are an amateur in clubbing.
Be careful make u no go die for nothing.
Ur roommate still d joke with her sha.

Na advice u gimme so?

charlesluthor:

Ogbeni kip quiet nd accommodate d babe. Nor be u ask her out nd she agreed, so she's ur gf. Wen u dey straff her dat night, u call anybody? Foolish Nigga. Na pussy go kill u.

Take am easy nhh ogbeni

chineduemmao:
ok let me tell you something girls like that can't be reasoned with she is totally brainless so dont try to reason with her. my advice is just leave call your guy from another lodge to pretend as your roomate go for like two weeks no pick her calls because the fool will call you endlessly then after the fourteen days tell her you got a call from home about you ex say she is HIV positive so your mumcy (a nurse) called you to go test your status she go run throway her iphone if you no like that one just tell her you lied about your girlfriend that you had and she is coming over two days after the two weeks [you go her villa] by de way shey u use condom do dey girl na dat one go b wahala...

Our exam don start today ooo.....e go hard me to leave room for two weeks

1234IKECHhukwu:
which school re u talking about set.

I know no weda the girl na your sister ooo...anyway na for Abia state

chineduemmao:
guy after dis go for deliverance dat girl is possesed... Lol

Nigga I don reason go that side oooo...but God dey

GasAndOilTheory:
_NIGGA U DON JAM WIFFY

For my 300level??nawa u oo

hodusglobal:
Guy, how far nah? Your wifey still dey with you or she don go...

She don go partially

papadee93:



Guy how far abi your wife don use kitten finish u?

No oooo

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Guy how far abi your wife don use kitten finish u? [/quote

Lol..God no gree oooo

chineduemmao:
Op come finish your storyooo eb like say de girl don steal brother monkytail iphone hahahaha you never chee chontin lol

my chairman

Guys help me call them guys oooo.... The advice dey help me kpata kpata

My guys I didn't goto visit her ooo.....fear no gree me shaa

After calling her through out that night without her picking up....so the next day she called me two missed I didn't pick( I know no weda police officer oo) so later in the afternoon I called her with a private number to confirm if she's out and she picked it and I heard her voice so I hung up....I called her later in the night and the next morning and her phone was switched off...and yesterday my phone spoilt fully and her number is on the phone and my own number has been off. . .....
I really need to see this girl oooo...

I know say I come dey talk long story too much....


So today around 3pm (she suppose travel today afternoon as she talk) that I was still reading I got a call from an unsaved number... A man's loud voice Hello he called my name and there is a girl here that wants to talk to me and called the girl's name from the club (fear come dey catch me oo) he gave him the phone and she couldn't talk and so the man collected the phone and said he is a Police officer and the girl was brought in by the school security calling from the station of.. So so so.... That if I want to come and visit her I'm allowed....

Guys I come dey confuse, to read come tire me na so I pack my books dey go so I come make I enter school sec office see weda I fit knw wetin happen....
But they didn't tell me, they were asking if I was her girlfriend and I said no ooo that I just met her last week at the club and they also ask if she stays with me.... (that's what she told them) I said no ooo...... The man there collected the officer number that called me and called him, after the call that he went inside to make with the officer he came out and said I can go and visit her that I'm free that if not he would have arrested me now and asked the officer to come take me.... My people I jejely left ooo........ Straight to my room.....



I'm really confused ooo.... Wetin she do. .... My mind come dey tell me say she no he student here cos of somethings I ask her she no too Sabi dem..... She just try dey cover up... Why school security go carry am go station... Top one for that matter.... Make I go the station....... Me and am come dey close small again cus of that her illness..... Her number dey ring but nobody dey pick am since this night I begin call am...... Advice oooo

Abeg any typographic error.. Pardon me.... I no get strength to come dey cross check.. Gudnyt guys

how I feel... No mind to read again esp this night.

I didn't call her for two days(she doesn't have my number) so I called her on Wednesday because she told me she will be travelling That day due to her uncle death and she told me she has been seriously ill since when the night I last saw her, the she even took malaria drugs (Amala)and so I told her I will come to her hostel to see her later in the evening and she said she'd been expecting my call since. . I said I will call....

Later around 3pm she called me and I asked if I was in the lodge I told her no that I'm around the lecture hall around her hostel, I asked her where she was and she told me the place which is far From where I was but near to my Lodge.... So I told her I will call her later or that she should come to liman hall where I was.... She said she is coming.... After about three hours of the call she called that she is near to the place that I should come out(I was reading for our exam starting up next week) so I came out..... After some discussion she was with another malaria drug (antesanate or something like that) the the formal one didn't work and it's a weak malaria drug.... She said she hasn't eaten because she doesn't have appetite due to illness...... I told her let's go and get some food that she need to eat..... She said she's coming that she wants to go put on trouser due to cold..... I went back to reading and after some minutes like 30minutes she came and called me she had her bath that's why she delayed(she went to that her hostel she says she says) after buying the food we went to my Lodge (i wanted to ask to goan eat in it her hostel) She ate and took her drug in my my room and went to the bed... My friend was there also with my roommate and we all slept together that night and woke up yesterday morning and I told her I was going to somewhere by 9am she doesn't really want to leave but I clearly made her her I was leaving her in the room and we left and she said she will be travelling that day afternoon......

After hearing the sounds I smiled knowing that my boned face worked out fine.... After washing I came into the room and saw her dressed up sitting in the chair and I asked her where she is going so I asked her where she is going she said the hostel (I smiled inside me) and I asked her why she isn't smile and said she lost her uncle the yesternight and I consoled her a little.... In other not to rush I told her I want to to wash one more cloth so I can come see her to her hostel........ When I was through she was already sleeping so she woke and we left to her hostel when we got nearly I saw an expression on her face like she doesn't stay there (when she was still in my room she was reviewing calls and one she said she's coming and asked for his room number.... We bade farewell and I told her I will call her her later so i left.... But some minutes I turned back to make sure she entered the hostel but I didn't see her again (I think she changed direction to another place because the hostel has only one road from there....) I left to my location..

Guys abeg make una no vex... Lemme explain how things happened.

OK so I came back that Monday morning like I said, when I came to the lodge, I called my roommate and he said he is not around but told me the gurl is in my room... I boned my face and entered and acted like I didn't know she was there... When I entered, she smiled and I gave a surprise face and asked her what is she doing here that I thought I told her that I will call her when I come back, she didn't say anything and I looked at the table and I saw a mini big-bag with some clothes in it and some clothes still on the table, I just asked her if she's travelling and she said No and I asked her if she is coming back from somewhere and she said No why asking.... I said because of the bag with her cloths (Most of the cloths were dirty and smelly) She didn't say anything and all this while I was sitting on the sit while she is in the bed with a moldy face I also asked her what time she came and she said around 7 or 8am (but my roommate sent me a msg that she came around 5-6am... I just went out to wash my shirt I was wearing that was dirty already and some other cloths...... and after some minutes I was hearing some sounds like wearing her clothes and packing in the bag....

charlesluthor:

Ogbeni kip quiet nd accommodate d babe. Nor be u ask her out nd she agreed, so she's ur gf. Wen u dey straff her dat night, u call anybody? Foolish Nigga. Na pussy go kill u.

Pus*y go kill who?

papadee93:
I go like hear the end of this film

No worry, I go dey update una

MrHenshaw:







My advice is for you to change school. U dey craz! Y u dey run. U are an amateur in clubbing. Be careful make u no go die for nothing. Ur roommate still d joke with her sha.

I go try work with him as I go back this morning

DonBenny77:
is she not ya girlfriend again?

That girlfriend matter just happen oo

ikp120:
Lolzzzz... Bros you're lucky o... Just 2 minutes you've already cum? Where some men will be struggling for 3 hours to cum... You should be happy na... The girls should love guys like you because you won't stress them... Just 2 minutes and you don free the girl... What am I saying sef? I'm just imagining o ... I've not had sex before o

As you mention 3rd, I come dey suspect say u still be V

mbv90:

Yes like once a week

I no sure say na only once ooo... Anyway just try keep off for like three weeks then go bleep maybe Owosso without fear 😱

Emzyme:
Lol lemme give u am advice from experience Let her stay Dnt give her money Meanwhile fukkk 3 times daily Infact ask her for money Let her understand u are broke Tell her u are selling ur stuffs No sell dem oo Just take them to ur friends place for safekeeping till she leaves 1 week is enough
Monkytail

Our exam is next week... Room no go contain us

Guys abeg una advice dey give me more morale...

Guys no be small thing oo, I still dey where I travel go but early morning my roommate send me message say she Don come bak by around 5:49...so it's like she went to club last night. . (I Don jam)

What I think... Since its your first time I think you were really tensed on how the feeling will be which is wrong.... My advice try to be really really relaxed and have sex much often with so e random girls but wait.... Do you masturbate

Papiikush:


Bro, just follow your guys talk say make them come your side.

Make sure she is not given any privacy or privilege due to her gender.
Make sure She is the one cooking.
Make sure your guys join you in bed when it's time to sleep

She will feel uncomfortable and start complaining about their presence but ignore and tell her straight to her face I CAN'T SPEND MY FRIENDS AWAY

she will get the message and leave but if after all she still no commot, bro Abeg give me her number I need to Bleep that babe too

I dey greet for the idea o...... For the number that one no be problem, she bin give like three guys her number for club that night self and I knw remember ask am why