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Romance / Re: Help!! I Think I Have Gotten Myself Into Trouble With This Girl From The Club by monkytail(m): 10:22pm On Jul 09, 2017
MrBrownJay1:


MISTAKE #1
You should have let we know there and then that you are an adult and don't need to tell anybody where you are heading.



MISTAKE #2
You brought this stranger to your own place



MISTAKE #3
At that moment when you had already mounted her, you should either have said "YES" or "NO but I am not really looking for one".... Instead you Left the door open for this stranger to enter your life.



MISTAKE #4
Asking a total stranger to be your gf, while a minute ago you were wondering if that se stranger was an olosho, Kai!!!! Was sex "that" good that you automatically lost your mind?!



MISTAKE #5
Why should she, she is now your official gf, isn't it?! YOU should have told her to leave.



MISTAKE #6
An that's when you should have told her that you guys just met and should take it slow.... Abi she wants to move in with you already?! Put your foot down bro!



MISTAKE #7
That's when you should have said:" what the fukc are you doing in my house?! Couldn't you call me first before showing up?! Ok well I am not there so pack your stuff and LEAVE RIGHT NOW, and call me later!" Then ask your friend to follow her everywhere until she leave your place...



MISTAKE 8
You leaving a stranger in your home by saying "ok", wtf?! This is still the woman that you have no clue who she is, right?!




MISTAKE #9
See mumu!!! And you didn't ask your roommate to A) go check she didn't steal anything and B) throw her aass out if/when she returns?!

Madness upon madness!!!
You take style make sense oo

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Romance / Re: Help!! I Think I Have Gotten Myself Into Trouble With This Girl From The Club by monkytail(m): 10:20pm On Jul 09, 2017
Papiikush:

I tried it (living with a lady) part from fucking everyday ( grin) I became a prisoner in my own apartment. I mean I can't even bring in outside matches angry

This kind thing I hate.... Money to feed her no even dey self

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Romance / Re: Help!! I Think I Have Gotten Myself Into Trouble With This Girl From The Club by monkytail(m): 10:18pm On Jul 09, 2017
Papiikush:

No fear, nothing go happen. Just follow am word.

Make she commot and if she no gree, tell your guys to come and spend some weeks with you.

Boss you bahd ooo..... Na true plan be this
Romance / Re: Help!! I Think I Have Gotten Myself Into Trouble With This Girl From The Club by monkytail(m): 10:17pm On Jul 09, 2017
lebete3000:


It's either the girl needs to use you find her feet or she's used goods.
In d meantime hope you used a condom? You might wanna go for a Serology test.

Yeah I did use condom all through
Romance / Re: Help!! I Think I Have Gotten Myself Into Trouble With This Girl From The Club by monkytail(m): 10:17pm On Jul 09, 2017
Maxi112:
Do you have landlady or an elderly woman in your compound?

No it's just a school lodge
Romance / Re: Help!! I Think I Have Gotten Myself Into Trouble With This Girl From The Club by monkytail(m): 10:15pm On Jul 09, 2017
Papiikush:

Forget say girl fine.

If you fit fück babe first day whey you know am, she no be kin babe you fit date.

Fückmate? Yes
Girlfriend? No

I hope you used a condom by the way

Sure, I come dey fear for that side small small,.
Romance / Re: Help!! I Think I Have Gotten Myself Into Trouble With This Girl From The Club by monkytail(m): 10:03pm On Jul 09, 2017
Papiikush:

How will you toast a random girl within 24hrs you just met her?

Was the pussý that good?

The girl real fine oo and I knw even no how the thing take reach this extent self
Romance / Re: Help!! I Think I Have Gotten Myself Into Trouble With This Girl From The Club by monkytail(m): 10:02pm On Jul 09, 2017
Papiikush:


Guy stop being a bìtch and tell her you don't allow women live with you. Grow some balls undecided

Thanks, this is the same idea I have that I plan on telling her anyway
Romance / Re: Help!! I Think I Have Gotten Myself Into Trouble With This Girl From The Club by monkytail(m): 10:01pm On Jul 09, 2017
Tahrah:
Op,if you dare try this and the babe louds it.Next thing you go see na tyre and petrol.

Just end the relationship.
Be wise.

Na way to end am I need
Romance / Re: Help!! I Think I Have Gotten Myself Into Trouble With This Girl From The Club by monkytail(m): 10:00pm On Jul 09, 2017
Papiikush:


Tyre and petrol because you scared her away? I don't think that is visible.

He can't just "end" the relationship, she is here to stay.

Here to stay where

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Romance / Re: Help!! I Think I Have Gotten Myself Into Trouble With This Girl From The Club by monkytail(m): 9:59pm On Jul 09, 2017
softwerk:
When she danced away your sorrows doggy style we were NOT there! angry

When you f*ck her overnight finish we were NOT there! angry

When you propose to her we were still NOT there! angry

Now you are calling US to come help you pursue her?! shocked

I need to know the medication you're on!

Na the only thing u fit tell me?
Romance / Re: Help!! I Think I Have Gotten Myself Into Trouble With This Girl From The Club by monkytail(m): 9:57pm On Jul 09, 2017
Guys I'm really reading all the comments but I can't reply all. but I really need a nice plan, I know some guys must have been into something like his also and I promise to share how everything goes tomorrow... Please I need urgent answer and I knw want her again

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Romance / Help!! I Think I Have Gotten Myself Into Trouble With This Girl From The Club by monkytail(m): 9:39pm On Jul 09, 2017
Gud pm guys, so how it began... On Friday night I went to club with my guys in my city so while clubbing there was this girl that was dancing like mad so I got interested to her because of the way she dances and suddenly she came to me and was dancing with me and mostly me alone. So after a while a friend of mine took me outside the club room, when we came back she asked me where I went I smiled though I took a lot of time outside almost an hour(pple come dey think say na me carry the babe come) ... She continued rocking me esp when guys were coming to dance with her and she refused anyway to cut the long story short I went to my Lodge in school that morning with her after the club. (I knw no weda na Olosho she be kwa oo) we spent the night together and yes we did the thing so in the morning we were gisting so she asked if I had a girlfriend I said no and I asked her also she said no and somehow somehow I asked her to be my gurl and she accepted... Through out the day she didn't leave... She was with me all day Saturday (I fed her) so I told her I was travelling that night and she wasn't happy and I told her I will call her when I return so we left the lodge together and went separate ways.... Fast forward to today afternoon she called me with my roommates number (I didn't even know she was the one)later when I knew she asked whr I was I told her I'm still in owerri and might be coming back tomorrow and she said she is in the house in other to hear clearly so I asked where again she said my Lodge.... I wasn't happy I just said okay thinking that she came to take the top she left in my room... We hung up..... So fast forward to this night I suspected something and I called my roommate and he told me she has in our room with since noon that she just went out and she told him she might be coming back(I shouted) and he also told me that she came with a small bag with some cloths in it..... The girl in person is a dancer like she told me and that she stays in the hostel inside the school premise while I stay off campus... Guys I'm really confused �, I don't know what to do next as I'm now planning to go back early in the morning to have a real talk with her if she will be in my room.... Guys abeg help me out with ideas on what to do because I can't stay with her..... Guys abeg ni

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Education / Re: Top 10 Natural Wonders In The World by monkytail(m): 7:44am On Jul 09, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: Tekno Giving Out N5Million On Twitter To People With School Fees Issues And SMEs by monkytail(m): 6:52pm On Jul 07, 2017
Me self don create new account send my details give am,.

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Romance / Re: Help!! She Don't Want To Leave My House Till Now. by monkytail(m): 6:18pm On Jul 03, 2017
whitebeard:
op she is still in the room abi, give her the phone lemme talk to her..!
Romance / Re: Help!! She Don't Want To Leave My House Till Now. by monkytail(m): 6:16pm On Jul 03, 2017
Prettythicksmi:
Let her die there naw grin
For where? My room?

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Romance / Re: Help!! She Don't Want To Leave My House Till Now. by monkytail(m): 6:16pm On Jul 03, 2017
adetoroamos:
tell her say u wan go shave ur hair! when d rain stops so she can take her leave and if she insists to follow you tell her say some of ur friends also hang out there for her not to feel ashamed of been only girl in d midst of guys.

Nice plan, I Don tell am o... She still. Dey look me

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Romance / Re: Help!! She Don't Want To Leave My House Till Now. by monkytail(m): 6:15pm On Jul 03, 2017
itsJude:
wake up
From?
Romance / Re: Help!! She Don't Want To Leave My House Till Now. by monkytail(m): 6:14pm On Jul 03, 2017
FTbomb:
spin a good yarn to her and try not to get bored.

she's your future wife.
Bros abeg I dey serous
Romance / Help!! She Don't Want To Leave My House Till Now. by monkytail(m): 6:06pm On Jul 03, 2017
I met this girl like two weeks back in the uni where I school, we have hang like two times now and the next day she called and came to my Lodge, we stayed together for a while(hours) and she left, early in the morning the next two days she came again without calling me on phone while I was sleeping saying she wants me to do an assignment for her that her phone is off and later she left after about an hour we did the assignment. I haven't called her like about three days now then suddenly today in the noon when I was having an afternoon sleep with my roommate, she came again waking me up with a knock, I asked her why she didn't call she said she doesn't have airtime, I said no problem and suddenly it started raining for about 30mins,i tried to engage in some man and woman thing but she's on her period when I saw the p@d. Now it's been over three hours she's still in my room and not making signs of going yet... We ain't gisting because I'm not in the mood, how can I ask to start going abeg because my roommate has been out of the room since then...... GUYS abeg help me ooo,
Romance / Re: What Are The Craziest Things You've Ever Done For Love? by monkytail(m): 5:49pm On Jul 03, 2017
Well I just read from beginning to end today in some few minutes,please my fellow lovers of LOVE STORIES, How many likes for me cheesy.







The craziest thing I have done is..... I don't even have any
Education / Re: Rarest Photos In All Of History by monkytail(m): 3:10pm On Jul 02, 2017
holocron:

This one na lie.
Photoshop no dey that time nhh haba

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Politics / Re: The True Story Of The “ghana Must Go”saga In 1983 by monkytail(m): 3:05pm On Jul 02, 2017
I have always wanted to know what really happened, thanks Op...

Anyway I hope we will not have Nigeria must go in Ghana 50 after Ghana must go
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by monkytail(m): 9:02am On Jun 30, 2017
So I stopped at page 2012 when my battery died for two days Now my battery Don wake.... Abeg which year be this cos I Wan buy land for 2017 cool
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by monkytail(m): 8:09pm On Jun 28, 2017
bigcee:
Guy pity for English na. Haba!!!
You mean
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by monkytail(m): 8:00pm On Jun 28, 2017
Okay guys it's been over two months I went on leave on this trend because i partially went on leave on betting but I'm thinking of coming back partially also tomorrow...... So guys can you tell what's the biggest amount that have been won here since then..... Any million game won here since then
Sports / Re: Giveaway 10odds. Lose And Get Ur Money Back. by monkytail(m): 7:57pm On Jun 28, 2017
Boss abeg I no meet up with this one... Can you quote on the next one??
Romance / Re: Whats The Most Annoying Question An Opposite Sex Has Asked You? by monkytail(m): 10:40am On Jun 26, 2017
After the whole pre match, off the pants,kiss the vee, rub the main koko.... Put hand in and out the my boxer was down and she said.

I HOPE YOU KNOW WE AREN'T GOING TO HAVE SEX...Anyway we didn't shaa ..... But I will still Bleep her like mad....


Anyway I left her because I knw I will release fast cus I was already feeling it.. Thank God she stopped me I for cast myself
Literature / Re: Victoria's Secret by monkytail(m): 10:03am On May 31, 2017
If I read and don't comment I might be called a sinner.... Thumb 👍 up ⬆
Politics / Biafra!! Any Igbo That Doesn't SIT AT HOME Today Is A Coward. by monkytail(m): 7:47am On May 30, 2017
If you go out because some petty cash or because of lectures, I believe you are a coward not worthy of anything, just think about it. I'm a student but not going for lectures today and most of Lodge mates here in lagos
Investment / Re: Won My First 100k From Bet9ja,how Can I Invest With It.? by monkytail(m): 9:21pm On May 29, 2017
yusasiv:
Pm me make i show u how u fit dey earn 0.48-0.50% of that amount daily ..That's amount to around 15k monthly... We don't do ponzi.. Na property investment

Modified :
Your 100k will still b urs
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