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Investment / Re: "Stop Investing In MMM" - CBN Warns Nigerians Again by monkytail(m): 12:46pm On Dec 15, 2016
MY MONEY....MY PROBLEM MY MMM....MY ACCOUNT...
#Nigeriansarehungry
Romance / Re: My Fellow 1minute Men by monkytail(m): 8:54am On Nov 21, 2016
Kingsley1000:
i implore guys to always use tremadol
..... Does tramadol work in this case
Romance / Re: My Fellow 1minute Men by monkytail(m): 8:47am On Nov 21, 2016
RayRayZicc:
i used to be like you
certified coke king, i wonder where id be without iced coke running down me gullet everyday.
i hate agbo.....i cant cheat on me coke for anything in the world, talk less of one mumu yoruba mix
you can imagine the amount of sugar in me soul
but tramadol....just pop in with water
youd be king bang
smiley
... Tramadol works
Romance / My Fellow 1minute Men by monkytail(m): 2:13pm On Nov 20, 2016
I just noticed that I didn't last upto 2mins......how do u guys feel when it happens to you.... And ladies how do you feel when cums in a minute.....



And lastly How can last long??
Foreign Affairs / Re: Why Has Trump Not Spoken To Any African Leader? - Wall Street Journal by monkytail(m): 7:19am On Nov 18, 2016
Part 1.....Afonjas take heart

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Business / Help,!! My Mum Wants Me To Join Mmm On Her Behalf.. by monkytail(m): 8:21am On Nov 17, 2016
She is asking to gimme 200,000 naria to join MMM where at the one month, the interest will come.... Am confused now... Should I try it?? Though most of my course mate are into it..
Education / Re: I Hate Reading — Oyindamola Badejo, Bells University Best Graduating Student by monkytail(m): 7:24am On Nov 16, 2016
ramdris:
A thought just ran thru my mind after reading this...Can y'all guess?
she was very good at sorting
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Algeria 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifiers 3 - 1 (Full Time) by monkytail(m): 6:58pm On Nov 12, 2016
Moses man of the match.... And by the way Chelsea club of the match smiley

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Literature / Re: My Final Year Love: Perfect Rejection Season 2 (MFYL PR2) by monkytail(m): 4:20pm On Nov 01, 2016
So finally... Anyway before I continue..... I would like to know if it's a true life story or make up.... If it's true life.... Your life isn't misery but funny and make up? Come shake me
Politics / Re: Buhari Orders EFCC To Probe Aisha Buhari And Her Family by monkytail(m): 11:20am On Oct 27, 2016
Probe when she never reach two years.... Make she three years then we really no how she go don thief
Culture / Re: Where Is The Ancestral Home Of All Hausas And Who Is The Ruler..? by monkytail(m): 11:11am On Oct 27, 2016
So far with our explanations.... It's just funny how people now say Nigeria is owned by Hausa
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Lists Out His Achievements In Office During Speech At Oxford by monkytail(m): 12:35pm On Oct 25, 2016
ofuonyebi:
.... a GDP above half a Trillion US dollars....the same trillion dollars was butchered on Dasuki's table at the order of Jona..just to

win second time election at all cost...Nigerian leaders always making themselves a laughing stock to the '..oyinbos'.. you think

you can deceive them with long speech?....the basic point they were waiting to here was how...i jona..promoted corruption as

never before in Nigeria...Buhari..is still trying to clear the...big mess of... corruption poupou.. at Aso rock!..."everybody is

a hero of his words or statement but the wise man sips the truth and laughs off the folly"....my last question to GEJ...is

what do you have to tell.. the oxford university... and Nigerians... about the shameful revelations of mindless corruption

that passed through under your table....while you just watch...the world is waiting..!
must you really showcase your illiteracy??

Afonja detected

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Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Lists Out His Achievements In Office During Speech At Oxford by monkytail(m): 12:33pm On Oct 25, 2016
dunkem21:
Read this from bottom up ..

Read No 43 slowly, ..No 42 carefully ..No 41 attentively ..No 40 sharply ..

Read No 38 again wink


Anything below 100 *Likes for this Hero's catalogue of achievements is unacceptable.
but I don't understand still undecided
Politics / Re: Eme James Anyalekwa Posted This On Facebook After His Release by monkytail(m): 9:36pm On Oct 16, 2016
Progressive01:
The lying mammal should learn to infuse a little truth to the gargantuan lies he publishes on his useless blog.

They say "Nigerians" react.. Frankly, I only see iPod bastards there and no Nigerian. And the useless camel gave them a "like" each for encouragement. cheesy
Your signature though

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Religion / Re: Thread For Christians And Islam To Share Religious Views. by monkytail(m): 4:17pm On Oct 16, 2016
mukhtara446:
ok you believed jesus is the son of himself or what. Or you mean jesus is different and God is different or jesus is God that what make his father God. and in Christianity jesus and his father which one is greater because i had someone saying Jesus said in the Bible my father is greater than i. And iam Muslim in you have any question about islam you can asked
I think you know atleast in Nigeria a prince is being addressed a kind but the king is greater.... So Jesus Christ is the son of God(king) so he is also entitled to the power of the king as a son(prince?)


Actually my question about Mohammed is when he wanted to resurrect in the third day like Jesus did, what happened to him??
Religion / Re: Thread For Christians And Islam To Share Religious Views. by monkytail(m): 3:43pm On Oct 16, 2016
mukhtara446:
that use to confused many Muslims, those are names of One God or different being like we use to think Christians don't believed in oneness of God they believed in three because you used to said the father the son and the holy spirit that means three not one but can you explained the difference pls and who is Jesus to you.
Jesus is the son of God and he is God also.. In the Bible he said I and my father are one..... They are three in one... I see Jesus as God himself....
Religion / Re: Thread For Christians And Islam To Share Religious Views. by monkytail(m): 3:29pm On Oct 16, 2016
mukhtara446:
did Christians believed in oneness of God
Yes they believe... God the Father, God the son and God the Holy spirit.
Religion / Thread For Christians And Islam To Share Religious Views. by monkytail(m): 3:19pm On Oct 16, 2016
There has been a lot of disagreement between the Christians and Islam... I would like us to drop our questions about a particular religion and I believe we will get an answer.... Let's share our views and please no insults as I have some questions to ask too. Thanks
Crime / Re: Handsome 300 Level Student Of Abu Zaria Killed In Recent Shiite Crises (pics) by monkytail(m): 10:01pm On Oct 15, 2016
NextGovernor:
God why..... Redeem, Winners, Synagogue, Celestial Catholic, Anglican, Jehovah witness, Deeper life and more than 10000 other dominations live happily together as one Christian despite their difference in belief but we all know we are serving one God Jesus Christ.

Why can't just two domination in Muslim live together when they are serving one Allah?

Because Muslim is not a right religion

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Celebrities / Re: Hope Yemi Alade Won't Jump Into Trouble by monkytail(m): 8:09pm On Oct 15, 2016
Sorry to the hausa women that voted for him.... #senseless
Romance / Re: Are There Any Nairalanders In South Africa.... Johannesburg by monkytail(m): 12:52pm On Oct 15, 2016
Am IN S.A Bro.... But in pictorial
Politics / Re: Buhari's Interview:#theotherroom Trends On Twitter...pics. by monkytail(m): 8:58pm On Oct 14, 2016
This people Wan kill. Me with laughter... . I pity the zombie president #senseless

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Romance / Re: Just For Laughs: Nigerians No Get Chill (pics) by monkytail(m): 12:26pm On Oct 08, 2016
Una wicked of... So to mention me for dix kind post na wahala if na rubbish una go rush.....


And op no try stop here

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Politics / Re: Biafrans, Kanu Get HUGE Support In Europe As British MEP Sends Message To Buhari by monkytail(m): 8:59pm On Oct 04, 2016
when I remember the story of Nelson Mandela and how everything ended with him being a hero later on then I laugh at Buhari for watching history repeating itself in Nigeria with Nnamdi KANU

#senseless

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Romance / Re: True Story : How He Almost Raped Me by monkytail(m): 7:29pm On Oct 04, 2016
LA click LA become worst than buhari .mtcheww
Romance / Re: Ladies Identify Urs Type, Guys Choose The Type U Want (pix) by monkytail(m): 12:35pm On Oct 04, 2016
babs01:
tico1212, monkytail, Zikavirus
edited make una come choose o
haha....make I go check which one be my. Gf den I go cum choose...
Romance / Re: Ladies Identify Urs Type, Guys Choose The Type U Want (pix) by monkytail(m): 7:58pm On Oct 03, 2016
Fire

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Culture / Where Is The Ancestral Home Of All Hausas And Who Is The Ruler..? by monkytail(m): 4:06pm On Oct 02, 2016
Every tribe has it's ancestral home and the ruler of the ancestral Land.. Who can answer this question..
Religion / Re: Peter's Three Times Denial Of Jesus Was Self-defence And Not Denial by monkytail(m): 12:42pm On Oct 02, 2016
branhampaul:
Ya, He Didn't Want Them To Kill Him Also, Thats Why He Had To Denial Christ..
Beside, Men Are Superior To Women 100%..
I didn't even know why they were debating??
Religion / Peter's Three Times Denial Of Jesus Was Self-defence And Not Denial by monkytail(m): 12:08pm On Oct 02, 2016
In church today, we were having a debate about who loves God between men and women, so the men used the point that all the disciples were male and the women said yes male disciples that denied Jesus(Peter) and the men said it was only for Self defense so he wouldn't be killed at that point..... So I decided to bring it here.... Please I think it was really SELF-DEFENCE or am I wrong??
.... fp please..

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