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Business › Re: Forex Trade Alerts - Season 9 by monoda(f): 7:06am On Aug 23, 2012

Nice to see you guys doing well. Am a pro with 11yrs experience, my advise,just keep is simple. n

Jokes Etc › Re: Personal Joke by monoda(op): 6:50pm On Aug 22, 2012

Thanks

Jokes Etc › Personal Joke by monoda(op): 3:48pm On Aug 21, 2012

As I was driving home last week friday, I remembered that I eat beans and fried egg and uno how it is when u eat that kind of combination, U will be spoiling the air @ every 2mins interval. I was driving alone, all the windows were all closed because of the AC but I noticed that my MESS (fart) was also chilling with the AC. After 5mins, the whole car was filled up with my pollution.

Suddenly, a police man stopped me @ the check point. Without even asking for my permission, he opened the driver's side door and sat beside me. He locked the door by himself and told me to drive straight to the station.

Ben: what's my offense

Police: I can shout, drive to the station

After 2mins =------»

Police: what kind of fuel are u using ?

Ben: Kerosene, why asking ?

Police: Please stop the car, I can't continue with this condition.

Ben: No no no !!! We must reach the station

Police: Oga, please I beg u. I get pikin for house. I no won die now, please !

The police man uniform was socked with sweat.

Autos › Re: 2012 Armored To Level B6+ Lexus LX570, Brand New by monoda(op): 8:43am On Aug 06, 2012

Still available in our showrooms

Autos › 2006 Pathfinder For Sale. by monoda(op): 8:41am On Aug 06, 2012

Year 2006 Pathfinder; Gray; Leather Seats; Alloy Rims; CD Changer; Automatic transmission; previously N3.8m; now, N3.5m.

Education › Re: Unilag 2012/2013 Post UTME/ Admissions (part III) by monoda(f): 1:16pm On Aug 04, 2012

Next week wednesday

Autos › Re: Super CLEAN Montero LIMITED JEEP, JUST Arrived. Bonanza by monoda(op): 9:37pm On Jul 30, 2012

Brand new Lexus 2012 bomb and bullet proof available for sale b

Autos › Re: 2012 Armored To Level B6+ Lexus LX570, Brand New by monoda(op): 9:34pm On Jul 30, 2012

Still available ps

Education › Re: Unilag 2012/2013 Post UTME/Admissions (Part II) by monoda(f): 3:55pm On Jul 29, 2012

Sheuns: Pls can some1 with 55.5% be on the merit list 4 57.13% catchment. Pls reply.

No. They consider to the last point

Education › Re: Unilag 2012/2013 Post UTME/Admissions (Part II) by monoda(f): 3:37pm On Jul 29, 2012

My wife scored 55.5% and cutoff for her choosen course is 47 merit. All her olevel was ok, above c6 . what else do you think can affect her from gaining admission ?.

Education › Re: Unilag 2012/2013 Post UTME/Admissions (Part II) by monoda(f): 5:08pm On Jul 27, 2012

Can someone help me check cutooff for Edu/home Econs ??

Autos › Re: 2012 Armored To Level B6+ Lexus LX570, Brand New by monoda(op): 1:51pm On Jul 25, 2012

Still available

Autos › 2012 Armored To Level B6+ Lexus LX570, Brand New by monoda(op): 12:41pm On Jul 22, 2012

PRICE: 55m

Armored means: bullet and bomb proof. No show for AK47 or Boko Haram bombs!

Car Center, 166B Obafemi Awolowo Way, Alausa, Ikeja, Lagos; Tel: 07054737374 & 08037059761. Contact Person: GM.

Autos › Re: Super CLEAN Montero LIMITED JEEP, JUST Arrived. Bonanza by monoda(op): 12:27pm On Jul 22, 2012

Nice ride

Autos › Re: Super CLEAN Montero LIMITED JEEP, JUST Arrived. Bonanza by monoda(op): 11:37am On Jul 22, 2012

2013 Toyota Land Cruiser- Special Edition (brand new): N15.5m.

Contact us

Autos › Super CLEAN Montero LIMITED JEEP, JUST Arrived. Bonanza by monoda(op): 10:25am On Jul 22, 2012*

Bonanza Sale for 2002 Mitsubushi Montero Limited, full option, green; powerful;

Price: Reduced from N2.6m to N1.8m;

location: Car Center, 166B Obafemi Awolowo Way, Alausa, Ikeja, Lagos;

Tel: 07054737374 & 08037059761. Contact Person: GM.

Autos › JUST ARRIVED, Montero Sport Jeep by monoda(op): 4:24pm On Jul 04, 2012

It's limited, full option!

Price: N1.9m

Please check the pic.

BB PIN: 261E2AD9
fx4ben@gmail.com

Autos › Re: 2005 Infinity Qx56 Price N2.350m @ Banix Autos 08035376690 by monoda(f): 9:13am On Feb 27, 2012

2m ?

Properties › Re: The Real Cost Of Building A 6 Bedroom Duplex (reloaded) by monoda(f): 1:03pm On Feb 01, 2012

@ spyder880 :: Are you a contractor or its just a personal house. I can see you hav spent 3.9 already. Can i offer 6m for you to help me build mine within 2months ?

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