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na so so share chair we dey here.. when are they going to be table

very good observation

good..

uduak2016:
You couldn't ascertain the name yet you had his passport and visa? SMH for Nigerian reporters/writers

I wonder oo...

yeye report

E-currency business..

Very easy
You work from home
And make cool easy cash

waiting for the outcome

GogetterMD:
Cold weather? Where do you live?
Twice a week means you have a good chance of overcoming your drinking habits before you delve deep into it.
What hobbies do you have?

I live outside Nigeria
Football, surfing online

Seun:
Where do you live? What do you think about exercise as an alternative way to heat up?

I live outside Nigeria. I never really considered an exercise

In this case, there's hope. Yay. What happens when you don't have any whisky at home and you feel the urge? Have you tried that before?

I stopped drinking from home long time cos I always abuse it.

GogetterMD:
What types and concentration of alcohol do you drink? How often? What time of the day? Do you drink to stupor? What motivates you to take up a bottle?

Whisky cos of cold weather.
On average of 2 times weekly..
Mostly at night
Stupor is only once in a blue moon
Boredom motivates the drinking. I work from home. I propably give myself an excuse of having a time out and end up drinking

accountbalance:
It all boils down to self discipline. Why would you keep doing something that causes regrets for you after.

All you need is to convince yourself that you don't need it. All you are saying that you have never messed up before is because you are not yet convinced. You need to see it as bad for you.

You need a very good reason at that.

Try this, convince yourself that you have a better life without it. Constantly evaluate yourself for every day you do without it, keep track of your life without alcohol and compare it with the days you regret taking it. It will motivate you to keep going on.

Trust me, it's only you that can stop yourself, no book or advice or prayer can stop alcoholism. By the time your mind is fully made up, you'll even find yourself among people taking it and you won't even think of it.

Thanks.. I really appreciate

Seun:
Why did you choose the religion section and not the health section for this? (serious question)

Move am now....

Seun:
I enjoyed listening to this 'ministration'. It took place at a South African Christ Embassy Church on Mother's Day some years ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SktKgtHLy0

Some people on Youtube are offended by this made-in-church video, claiming that the organizers will "pay for it on judgment day". Why?

Oga Seun, i dey feel u die

ObikeNkem:
Someone created an innocuous thread, you just came out of nowhere and started insultng him. What is your problem?

I wonder ooo

I do not need to lie to myself anymore. Alcohol is not really good for me whenever I over drink.. I don't fight, or causes nuisance, but I always regret most of my actions after getting high.. At least with Buda, I never have any record of f*cking up before..

Note: I work from home. My outings are only to do shopping or enjoy myself.. I don't have any friend around and I do not have intention of having one.. I am being honest with myself about alcohol for the first time..

Please I need an advice

Thanks

MrObontami:
Ok, tell me what's the message you trying to pass across with this pathetic thread ??


Seriously dude you dude to get your brain checked that is if you have any at all.

if you want money , ask for it.. Guess you never eat today

MrObontami:
This thread is as useless as your brain cells

i knew mumu like you plenty on this forum..

Wake up

Hope you are not expecting me to mention any tribe cos as far as I am concern, all the tribes in Nigeria are deluded and confused.. if not we wouldn't keep on rotating the looters that we always refereed as politicians.

We will continue to be deluded/confused not until we do something about it.

peace

And so fucking what?

Only omo ti o rola ri behave this way

Na our brother

Wait a minute.. 23 years mother of 2.....

It has been long time I heard/read from him.


It be like EFCC dey reset people's brain these days

Promise and cancel

na their way..

Politicians only care about themselves.. Masses do not exist in their dictionary

Why abusing him..

This is an opportunity for them to launch their social media page.. Abi se dem no be Israelite of Africa again ni?

All are fairy tale stories.

Oya, how old is satan?

I am also having the same feeling at the moment... Silent and attitude is the answer

Sin is Not Imputed Where There is No Law

Ipob yoot always digracing themselves

Silly question right, but let the question rock in your mind

did u just say ur girlfriend


My broda, don't be abelejayan

You know what I mean. Fu..ck religion, fu..ck politics, fu..ck hypocrite

Life is not a fairy tale. Forget about all the bull.shit stories written in the so called holy books.

You live at once. Like my dad used to say " Ko si alamala ni ona orun ( no food seller in heaven) . if you miss it here, you miss it there.

#lifeisgood
#selfboss

Few days after an international security organisation warned of renewed agitation by militants in the Niger Delta part of Nigeria, some armed men stormed a Shell facility in the area killing one person.
Shell Petroleum Development Company, SPDC, on Sunday confirmed that its flow station in Bayelsa was attacked by suspected gunmen on Friday.

Confirming the incident in a statement by its spokesperson, Joseph Obari, Shell said investigation into the incident was underway.
“There was an armed attack on a Joint Task Force (JTF) sentry post at Kolo Creek Flow Station on October 9, 2015, in the Eastern Niger Delta.
“Regrettably, a community guard at the flow station lost his life in the incident.
‘’We are saddened at this loss of life and our thoughts are with the bereaved family.
“The security agencies are investigating the incident,” it said.
The guard who was killed by the gunmen was reportedly on duty when they struck. It was gathered that much havoc would have been done to the facility and personnel but for the prompt response by the JTF.

‘’The sound of gunshots fired by the suspected militants alerted the security team stationed to guard the oil installation, which repelled the gunmen, forcing them to run away,” the News Agency of Nigeria quotes a source as saying.
Friday’s attack on the Shell facility occurs few days after PREMIUM TIMES published a story warning of renewed agitations by the militants.
In its latest report issued on September 29, the International Crisis Group warned that increasing complaints over chronic poverty and oil pollution as the Presidential Amnesty Programme for ex-militants reaches its twilight, may fuel a renewed rebellion in the region.
The group observed that since the defeat of ex-President Goodluck Jonathan, who is a native of the region in March, some activists have resumed their “agitation for greater resource control and self-determination” while some ex-militants have threatened to return to the creeks to resume the armed struggle that characterised the region prior to the amnesty programme.

At its peak in 2009, the insurgency in the Niger Delta cut Nigeria’s oil output by over 50 per cent and was costing the government close to four billion naira (nearly $19 million) per day in counter-insurgency operations, according to the International Crisis Group
An amnesty programme put in place by the government in 2009 helped in reducing violence in the region.
The report however said the programme failed woefully to address the inherent causes of violence in the region such as poverty, youth unemployment and environmental pollution caused primarily by oil spills.
“The government has largely failed to carry out other recommendations that addressed the insurgency’s root causes, including inadequate infrastructure, environmental pollution, local demands for a bigger share of oil revenues, widespread poverty and youth unemployment,” the report observed.

According to the report, the original arrangement where militants in the amnesty programme were paid through their leaders helped in making fighters dependent on their leaders as well as solidify the bond between them in such a way that makes it easy for the militant leaders to rally their fighters to cause trouble.

The report stated that because the stipend paid to ex-militants ( N65,000) is way more than the national minimum wage of N18,000, many ex-militants have become indolent and instead of seeking paid employment, rely on the stipend.
It however said stopping the payment of the stipend may create serious security challenges.
“There is a serious mismatch between the training the former militants receive and the job market. At the end of March 2015, reportedly only 151 of the 15,451 graduates from the training programs had found jobs with credible organisations in the country.
“Many currently being trained have high expectations of positions in oil, gas and aviation companies, but industry sources insist there presently is limited room to absorb many job-seeker. Frustrated graduates may be tempted to return to militancy or violent crime, only now better educated and more likely capable of extracting new concessions from the federal government,” it noted.

The report also pointed out that the cancellation of the pipeline protection contracts of some ex-militant leaders by President Muhammadu Buhari is likely to push some of these militant leaders to resume their arms campaign against the government.
It added many militants leaders have become stupendously wealthy and politically influential following years of government patronage during the Goodluck Jonathan administration thereby increasing their capacities to cause mayhem or make higher demands from government.
The organisation slammed former President Jonathan administration for paying “less commitment to the crucial tasks of improving infrastructure, restoring the environment and enhancing livelihoods. In spite of promises and substantial appropriations, little progress has been made”.


Source: http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/191347-niger-delta-militants-attack-shell-facility-kill-guard.html

New life is a wonderful thing, and creating babies is something that many men and women look forward to. Becoming parents can be a beautiful time in their lives! But before you take that big step, it helps to know exactly how to go about the process. The more you know about what is happening inside your body – both before you try to get pregnant and while you try to conceive – the better prepared you will be to create a happy, healthy pregnancy. How are babies made? It might seem like an elemental question, but there are many miraculous things happening in your body that make a baby happen. Here’s how it works.

Making a baby starts with two key things: Eggs and sperm. In a woman’s ovaries, there are hundreds of thousands of tiny eggs, waiting to make the trip down the fallopian tubes and into the uterus. These eggs are an integral part of a woman’s body – in fact, when a baby girl is born, her body contains millions of eggs. By the time a woman is old enough to conceive, that number has dropped to several hundred thousand eggs.

Most women release one egg per menstrual cycle, but sometimes your body might release more, and some months it might not release any at all. During the release, the ovaries release the mature egg – or eggs – and they are immediately sucked up by the fallopian tubes. These tiny tubes are where the magic really happens. The egg moves through the fallopian tubes, waiting to be fertilized. This is known as ovulation.
Most eggs will live for about 24 hours after ovulation. That’s why many women make a point of tracking their ovulation with various products, such as ovulation testing kits. When you begin to ovulate, it is important to have sex, because the sperm needs time to get to the egg before it dies.

On the other side of the equation is the male, and the sperm he provides. The man’s body is continuously producing new sperm, at the rate of millions. In fact, a man releases about 40 million sperm with each ejaculation! The amount of sperm produced is necessary for many reasons: First, sperm can only live for a few days before they die and must be replaced with new ones. Second, sperm must be able to swim hard and fast up the fallopian tubes, and that means only the strongest ones make the trip. And finally, those millions of sperm increase the odds of pregnancy happening – it’s nature’s ‘insurance’ to keep the human race going.

When you have sex and your body is ready for pregnancy, several things happen inside you. When a man ejaculates, his body sends semen into yours, and that semen has millions of sperm inside. When a man ejaculates, semen is pushed out at about 10 mph. That helps ensure that the semen gets close to the cervix, and then get past the cervical mucus to the uterus.

Most sperm can move about 2.5 centimeters every 15 minutes, so the journey can take a while. The good news is that sperm can live in your body for up to seven days, so if you haven’t ovulated yet, there is still an opportunity to get pregnant.

Once the egg is fertilized, several things happen. The moment the sperm gets through the outer shell, the egg changes, preventing other sperm from entering. The egg then continues the journey down the fallopian tubes. You aren’t technically pregnant yet – that doesn’t happen until the egg, now known as a blastocyst, implants in the wall of the uterus. That might take another three days after the actual fertilization.
But as soon as fertilization happens, things begin to change in your body. The egg and sperm produce cells that grow at an unbelievable rate. This is the start of what will soon become your baby. After the blastocyst implants in the lining of the uterus, it starts to grow even faster.
Sometimes things don’t go well, however. The blastocyst might implant too early, in the fallopian tube. This is known as an ectopic pregnancy, and it requires medical attention, because a baby cannot grow outside of the uterus. However, prompt medical attention can help ensure that the fallopian tube is not damaged, and you can try again. In other cases, there might be something wrong with the egg or the sperm. Your body might then simply expel the fertilized egg, and you will have your period – and then you can start trying again next month.
But in most cases, things are just fine. Assuming all goes well, you will miss your next period, and then you will soon have a positive line on a pregnancy test. Congratulations!


Source: https://www.facebook.com/forum9ja/posts/977691652292635

God bless you for this..

How I wish other politicians could learn from DSP story