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there are worse things baby. I've seen ground-shattering grammar on nairaland.
just work on it and you'll be fine ok?

there's one more
Don't settle for a partner who cannot gratify your kponyo needs

iice:
Don't like the naked scene too, she looked terrible. Catchy tune thou. . .ella. . .ella bahhh [/color]

On the contray that's my favourite part of the video. did u see the silvery coating over her naked skin oohh la la!!! 

yeah it does.
If u court for 1 day and then go and get married, u're headed for disaster

Wassup omo?
where u bin?

dirty & sweaty is romantic. believe me.
clean and shiny is sissy.

can u imagine question o!

I tell off Elgaxton for telling me off 
I tell off omo -eko for being out of touch

Any reason not 2 be?

I second that!

Congratulations!!!
I will send down baby food and pampers as soon as the baby pops out!

ThoniaSlim:
@topic
as long as he smells good its fine by me ohh, don't like guys with foul smell. especially when they sweat.

The sweaty smelling man, that's the real man

@jhibola
all this for orofemi's attention?
u no dey try o!

@ youngies

e jiderem gi ofor

Onye akpatuna agu aka n'odu, m'odi ndu m'onwuru anwu
None dare touch the tail of a lion whether it alive or dead.

I kuna nwata ihe nara ya akwa
You do not beat a child and at the time order her not to cry.

compared with what we used to have during the 80's and early 90's I wouldn't say Nigeria is doin too badly in terms of graphics. But ur argument seems to dwell more on the printing of these graphic works.
I'd say that it all depends on the client's budget, because with the advent of DI printing facilities in the country, u can get world class printing done at surprising speed. The only problem is you'd have to part with good money to obtain that. not that good quality printing can't be done here

it is proof that one can fight with a tiger and escape alive with only clawmarks on his cheeks. lol

okie dokie, then!

Amamihe di ka akpa aji ewu, onye obula nya nke ya
Wisdom is like a goat skin bag, every man carries his own.

noro chim, aburo maka onye akwukwu
no shaking is not for an epileptic


"kwulu nu oto kelee eze" aburo maka onye ngwuro
stand and hail the king is not for the cripple


Echi di Ime, ama ihe o ga amu
Tomorrow is pregnant none knows what it will give birth to.

@ Kems
wy are u painting up the whole house? take ur grafitti to the streets, boy!
nice stuff, though!

YO FOLKZ!
Wat's cooking up in here?
ututu oma nu o!!!

youngies:
Ezi nwokem moondust

Ndi ichie si ka m gwa gi na ituchabeghi utu gi n'ile. Obu mmasi m ka ekpubegi okpu ichei gi oo

O di ka unu na anwa m! Kedu nke bu kwa utu.? Biko nu kwanyere nu dimkpa ugwu diri ya tupu owere ya n'ike!( nke a abughi kwa ilu)
maka adi ama ama Onitsha gwara Obosi!!!

Onye onye- ara gburu nna ya, o fu mechanic o waa
He whose father was killed by a madman, flees at the sight of a mechanic


[quote author=cute-ass link=topic=43635.msg1245164#msg1245164 date=1183017778]Dearie I'm fine oo, i wonder whats happening these days, when you're on, I'm off and vice versa. We got to diminish that problem ASAP [/quote]Cutesy whuddup?
I noticed that 2. Perhaps its the different time zones that's the issue. I think we're like 6hrs ahead or behind u guys. but the good thing is u're online now.
so How u dey?


Thanks for sending the mail o!

@ youngies
how u dey?
enweta beghi kwa m okpu ichie m


@ all
Power just went out so I'm off.
c y'all 2moro

[quote author=cute-ass link=topic=43635.msg1243051#msg1243051 date=1182955731]Look at all these trespassers . . YOUNGIES, MOONDUST, WHO ELSE? Anyways you guys better acknowledge oo

Agwô otu ônye huru na-aghô eke
A snake seen by one man could turn into a python (lies) [/quote]Hey cute ass wassup?

U guys better brace urselves because I'll show no mercy this time


Ahapu nwa ite ogbo nyuo oku
If u leave the pot, it quenches th fire

mule






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@ Kemji
I barely know what to say
but mind u that there are little kids on nairaland susceptible to fear-induced convulsion.
so mind what u post up in here!

greattt day!!!!!!! :d :d :d
some friends made sure of that!!!
thanks fellas

I will ask her wats goin down?

anything wey u wan learn, first talk am for oyinbo so that I go interprete

- people without a dime to their names bragging

- ugly chicks with ugly attitude

- rubbing coins together (sets my teeth on edge)

- You stop a girl to ask a question and she thinks u want to toast her

- when u find out a girl is not a virgin and she comes up wit the usual story of childhood molestation

- Fellas who'd sleep with just about anything in skirt

- Friends who remember you only when they need money

- them account number text  messages

- All annoying as hell!!!