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I'm in love wit two women, I no know which one to take! _{so I come take d two}

Is dis some sorta gender based contest?

_{I full ground}

@ topic
are those lips real?

forever

I was in an eatry once and I stared so hard at this lady that she mistakenly put her food in her nose

_{howz u 2day nana?}


@topic
fly!

2baba
modenine

not really





tpbm is a cross-dresser

I'll do dat the day my d*%k shrinks in and I start growing titties and bigbutts!

[quote author=ronnie-slimz link=topic=2169.msg1466534#msg1466534 date=1189008412]ermm. . ermm. . tell me now [/quote]gimme ur im. . .I will tell u in private

@topic
missing my real family and also my nl family

season in the sun (westlife)

for Naija*gal (sry 'bout ur grandma. . . hope the burial goes well)

nothing do u my man.
but pls no disappoint Nella o, u see wetin she talk?

Nella:
na wetin i want as b that o, lol

this wan pass green light o!

@ poster
are you still reacting to this?

Few Things You Need To Know About Women
« on: Yesterday at 10:48:04 PM »

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Hi guys see this

1. You'll probably never know how many guys she's slept with. The standard lie is five. Which really means about 12.

2. The minute she decides she’s even mildly interested in you, she starts making mental pictures of what your kids would look like and imagining her first name with your last.

3. Ugly girls like to hang out with pretty girls because it makes them feel like they're more attractive. Pretty girls hang out with ugly girls for the same reason.

4. She likes one of your friends. be sure of that guys and ready to mess him if possible

5. Studies show women are more attracted to “macho” guys near ovulation. The rest of the month, they’re drawn to “good providers,” otherwise known as chumps.

6. Women appreciate a big privates, but having one doesn’t give you an excuse to suck at pre-intimacy

7. Girls don’t want to date doormats. So make her proud and refuse to give up bowling night with the guys.


8. Chicks aren’t afraid to get kinky; you just have to have the nerve to ask.

9. Any good woman will tell ya, honesty is not always the best policy.

10. Once in a while, let her pick the movie and don't complain about it. just say YES

11. All women think they’re smarter than their partners in some significant way.

12. Every woman is self-conscious about her ass. Tell her you love her ass and you’ll see it more often. for real guys.

13. Gain her trust when you’re out by calling her at 10 P.M. She’ll go to bed content you’re thinking of her, even if you’re slurping Jell-O shots off some skank’s cleavage

14. On a first date, women never order what they really want to eat. signs of respect l gues.

15. Girls will not sit on any toilet outside their own home or a five-star hotel. Everywhere else they’re hovering above the toilet in a squat.

16. The average woman owns eight bras and wears each one five times before washing.

17. Like you, girls hate nothing more than a clingy partner who needs them every eight seconds.

18. Women’s public bathrooms are about three times more disgusting than men’s. WHY ladies?

18. It never hurts to say you're sorry, even if you don't mean it.

19. Women want to talk dirty, but they’re afraid you won’t respect them in the morning. Reassure her that letting go in bed doesn’t make her less classy and she’ll probably go wild


20. Despite always complimenting another woman’s short haircut, she secretly celebrates having one less competitor, since men prefer long hair.


21. A woman might say she just wants sex, but sleep with her for a while and she’ll change her tune. “I’ve known so many women who think they can pull this off, but they always develop feelings for the guy

22. When a woman tells you her problems, she does not want you to offer solutions


23. The most painless way to end an argument: Let her win.


24. They can't live without tension. Every once in a while she's going to pick a fight with you for no reason. Accept this as a running, inevitable theme and your relationship will make a lot more sense.

24. Kiss her before two dates have gone by or you’ll be “friended.”

25. Over the course of her life, a woman will use 10 men for every one she loves. If you lent her your car or helped her move and didn't get laid, you're one of the 10.

26. The average woman kisses 79 men before getting married.

27. Never trust the woman who gives you the best Mouth Action you’ve ever had.

28. What do women really want in bed? More blankets. They get colder than men.

29. A girl would prefer to get a N1000 gift from PARK $ SHOP . than a N5000 gift from YABA MARKET. Why? Because her friends will ask where she got it.

30. She still has all the love letters and cards from her past boyfriends

31. Never trust a girl who has no girlfriends. She doesn’t get along with other women because she’s either bat-shit crazy or just plain mean.

l better stop here before l make this post bored expecially for lazy readers Alot more about ladies may be next time sha

none. . .those commercials can drive u mad

make u wetin. . .
takeover?!!!!?

some women make very bad choices with men and then they run around trying to spread their paranoia. I'd suggest, she learns not to get attracted to the wrong guys or for the wrong reasons and save our ears the trouble.

hey peepz. . .brace urselves for this
I tipped over my chair laughing!

Can Poverty Lead To Prostitute? « on: Today at 12:01:07 PM » 

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A friend of mine is dating a girl when she was a kid, they were dating for years, after several years this guy normally request for sex, but the girl always told him that she is still keeping herself. Thereafter the girl become a big girl and this guy was frustrating of her sex because he needed it, then my guy was planned to have sex with her on Xmas day last year that, whatever the case may be he must have sex with her that day, now the day has come unfortunately for him she came along with her friend to the guy’s house on that Xmas day. What can he do? We are three in numbers but I was out of the country that period, but remain the third guy at home, what my friend did was that he ran to the third guy’s house and called him to joined them. Thereafter, that third guy went to their house and chart together with them, thereafter, that third guy called her friend outside so that they will have chance to do whatever they like. Now my friends try to have sex with this girl and the funny part of it was he met her diverging. What was wrong? The girl was cried and she explain that was a day she needed money in school and her parent was tried their best to gave her what they have but it’s wasn’t enough not even reach average, and if she refuse to pay this money they will expel her in school, now she went to her guy and asked for the balance remaining and the guy try to look for it but unfortunately he couldn’t make. This girl was cried and cried no one to help, and she need her education, she think of what to do, she think of one of her toaster for several years she went to his house and make a request of the money, the guy promise her that she should come back next day, now the day has come the girl went to his house for the money and the guy show her the money but he requested one thing, what was that? SEX ………the girl think and think no where to go no one to help what can I do I’m a virgin, my guy is expecting to disflower me, what can I do , I cannot loose my education. To cut the long story short the girl went ahead and had sex with him, that was how she disvir. GUYS WHAT YOU WILL DO IN THIS SITUATION, LADIES SAY UR OWN.
CAN POVERTY LEAD TO PROSTITUTE?

Haba, nella
ras is my homeboy, and I can't plan to overthrow him.
Its just that I'm begining to suspect that mishoo has something 2 do with ras' abscence.
_{he be like say hin don plot coup}

@poster
I assure its not just a Nigerian men thing.

_{Now I've found something to post on the funniest threads}
roflmao

She's a sleek lambourgini!

another day, another sucker! fella

we were deliberating on the Best here and not the cheapest!

I wonder how that thing will look when it gets turgid!