Do You Have Sex Yesterday?
« on: August 29, 2007, 11:07 AM »

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Hi Nairaland users!
this is a forum i so much cherish, i like the way you guys are interacting here. Please i want you to tell me how it happens yesterday. who won? who strip the other?

pahtahkee:

Simply because some peeps here make mistake with their grammar, it suddendly becomes funny



What bunch of joblessness is this?

aloib:

hahahaha i can't stop lauging mayne

acidrop:

haba, typo no join nahh, typo is just mistake, if typo join, that your name resemble typo

Today is my day and i want to make all the females' feel cool.If you would like your pussy to be sucked till you come (No Fucking),just sucking.Then Email me at udezij@yahoo.com
Hope to hear from you all

ave you ever slapped a female?
by aomom

yes that was when i was in ss2 that was because in jss 2 a particular classmate of mine slappd me and i allowd her go scot free, when i was in ss2 same girl slapped me but i must confess i did BLAZED her so she wont take that as licence! at least u will understand but u see some gals can be so saucy and at the same time a pest!!

fesse:


nairaland will kill person one day with their lafta.

True Talk:

So many funny ones, guess sholud rate among the top 50!

"saddik's" post on the thread 'Know The Documents Police Should Ask For At Checkpoints!'

I agree with u all.

But imagine, i was stopped by police in abuja one day, after presenting them with all my papers, including ,my tint permit, do u know what they asked me for?

RAZOR BLADE!

I then asked what for?

They said incase of accident i wouyld use it to cut off my seat belt.

I still had to settle.


Now, that was funny!

Can Poverty Lead To Prostitute? « on: Today at 12:01:07 PM » 

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A friend of mine is dating a girl when she was a kid, they were dating for years, after several years this guy normally request for sex, but the girl always told him that she is still keeping herself. Thereafter the girl become a big girl and this guy was frustrating of her sex because he needed it, then my guy was planned to have sex with her on Xmas day last year that, whatever the case may be he must have sex with her that day, now the day has come unfortunately for him she came along with her friend to the guy’s house on that Xmas day. What can he do? We are three in numbers but I was out of the country that period, but remain the third guy at home, what my friend did was that he ran to the third guy’s house and called him to joined them. Thereafter, that third guy went to their house and chart together with them, thereafter, that third guy called her friend outside so that they will have chance to do whatever they like. Now my friends try to have sex with this girl and the funny part of it was he met her diverging. What was wrong? The girl was cried and she explain that was a day she needed money in school and her parent was tried their best to gave her what they have but it’s wasn’t enough not even reach average, and if she refuse to pay this money they will expel her in school, now she went to her guy and asked for the balance remaining and the guy try to look for it but unfortunately he couldn’t make. This girl was cried and cried no one to help, and she need her education, she think of what to do, she think of one of her toaster for several years she went to his house and make a request of the money, the guy promise her that she should come back next day, now the day has come the girl went to his house for the money and the guy show her the money but he requested one thing, what was that? SEX ………the girl think and think no where to go no one to help what can I do I’m a virgin, my guy is expecting to disflower me, what can I do , I cannot loose my education. To cut the long story short the girl went ahead and had sex with him, that was how she disvir. GUYS WHAT YOU WILL DO IN THIS SITUATION, LADIES SAY UR OWN.
CAN POVERTY LEAD TO PROSTITUTE?

moondust:

hey peepz. . .brace urselves for this
I tipped over my chair laughing!

Can Poverty Lead To Prostitute? « on: Today at 12:01:07 PM »

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A friend of mine is dating a girl when she was a kid, they were dating for years, after several years this guy normally request for sex, but the girl always told him that she is still keeping herself. Thereafter the girl become a big girl and this guy was frustrating of her sex because he needed it, then my guy was planned to have sex with her on Xmas day last year that, whatever the case may be he must have sex with her that day, now the day has come unfortunately for him she came along with her friend to the guy’s house on that Xmas day. What can he do? We are three in numbers but I was out of the country that period, but remain the third guy at home, what my friend did was that he ran to the third guy’s house and called him to joined them. Thereafter, that third guy went to their house and chart together with them, thereafter, that third guy called her friend outside so that they will have chance to do whatever they like. Now my friends try to have sex with this girl and the funny part of it was he met her diverging. What was wrong? The girl was cried and she explain that was a day she needed money in school and her parent was tried their best to gave her what they have but it’s wasn’t enough not even reach average, and if she refuse to pay this money they will expel her in school, now she went to her guy and asked for the balance remaining and the guy try to look for it but unfortunately he couldn’t make. This girl was cried and cried no one to help, and she need her education, she think of what to do, she think of one of her toaster for several years she went to his house and make a request of the money, the guy promise her that she should come back next day, now the day has come the girl went to his house for the money and the guy show her the money but he requested one thing, what was that? SEX ………the girl think and think no where to go no one to help what can I do I’m a virgin, my guy is expecting to disflower me, what can I do , I cannot loose my education. To cut the long story short the girl went ahead and had sex with him, that was how she disvir. GUYS WHAT YOU WILL DO IN THIS SITUATION, LADIES SAY UR OWN.
CAN POVERTY LEAD TO PROSTITUTE?

Holiness:
my own experience -

a lady came into my house as a sale rep. selling one kain thing like that - this lady na real 419 special o - ok, she enter - begin display her things for my centre table - i dey look one by one - i look tire, i say - wetin i go buy from this woman o - i no see anything, meanwhile ase na 419, her own 419 na special. u wan no wetin she 419 me with?

Look, she come say she wan toilet, ishow am toilet, me i be single man, so no problem, she enter toilet, o'boy - by the time wey she go comot, na naked she take comot o, hey - i say wetin happen, she say she see lizard for my toilet, i say, na toilet u wan use, na im u come off all your cloth like this, she say na so she dey do, this time, i don close my eye, make i no go see wetin i no suppose see - na im i say, so na lizrd na im come make u run naked for outside like this, she say yes o, say na lizrd kill him papa, o'boy, fear come begin grip me - at the same time, my hing dey do paka poko peke for trouser.

Chei, na im i say ok, go dress up, before i go say dress up, this girl jump on me, begin hol my thing, begin do ojoro to my thing, o boy - this girl use 419 fok me o, under pretext say na sale woman she be - not knowing say she be deyneed sex that day, omo 419 no be for money alone o - at least she get wetin she want.