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I pity this Celebrities,
when dem start dey tax un arse.
Na dia una brain go set.

I Like Harry song,but this makes no sense.

The Saudi shameless royal family has made the world’s top list for ridiculous wastefulness.

The king, Abdullah ibn Abdulaziz spent $3,00,00,000 for his daughters wedding dress according to India Today, which was meant to make her look like a pyramid.
https://newsrescue.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/wed-saud-2.jpg

And as the epitome of waste itself, she will be dumping her waste in a complete gold toilet.
Which was given to her by her Loving father.
https://newsrescue.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/gold-toilet.jpg

I personally do hope this is all not true.
https://newsrescue.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/wed-saud-1.jpg

Source:http://newsrescue.com/dumb-waste-saudi-king-gives-daughter-gold-toilet-wedding-pics/#axzz3GoQfQ297

just should in case it reaches Front Page.....
Moore Media was here

Prostitutes everywhere

Menhh Islam does have a long way to prove innocence o.

It wasn't my intention to book space.....but errrm you never can tell what the future holds.

A suspicious pregnant wife found a picture of a happy couple where the husband looked oddly like her own on Facebook – and slowly realised that not only was he married to the other woman, he was being unfaithful with 16 other women simultaneously.

Amazingly, all of Sonko Tijani’s four wives, seven fiancees and five girlfriends believed they were in exclusive relationships with the tireless Gambian charmer, who milked all his women for loans.

Austrian police say Tijan beat all records for bigamy and infidelity in the country – with lovers spanning ages from 22 to 44.

Austrian woman Sonja Maier found an image of Tijan with another woman, with the same surname, when she was pregnant with his child after a whirlwind romance.

Maier said, ‘I thought that either he had a twin I never knew about or he was cheating on me.’

The two women exchanged notes behind his back, and his web of lies began to unravel.

Tijan also had a wife and family in his home country.

Police believe he may have had relationships with even more women and are appealing for others to come forward.

Detective Patrick Maierhofer: ‘He always used the same tactics.
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He would look at women in bars and was always charming and attentive.
'He would also fascinate them with fanciful stories about his homeland in Africa and how he had fled horrific wars leaving his family behind - and later he would ask for financial assistance for them.'
He went under various names and we have released his picture at some of his names in the hope that we can contact other victims.
'They included the names Sonko Tijan, Bojang Tijan and Crang Junior.

He claimed the money was for business ventures to help his family in Gambia. We have found that he is actually also married to a woman in Gambia where he also has a family.'
Police put out an arrest warrant for him and eventually tracked him down using Facebook after discovering he was on the hunt for fresh victims. Officers arranged for a honey trap with the cooperation of a young woman he had been communicating with online to persuade her to lend him more money.
In reality though she was working with police and he was arrested.

Source:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2799039/mr-loverman-arrested-bigamist-sets-record-four-wives-seven-fiancees-five-girlfriends-latest-wife-spotted-woman-facebook.html

Less than 48 hours after the alleged ceasefire agreement between the FG and the terror group, a top journalist with links to Kingpins of Boko Haram has come out to fault the agreement, analysing how unreal it is.
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According to Sahara Reporters, the journalist, Ahmad Salkida, made it known that Danladi Ahmadu, the man who represented Boko Haram in the ceasefire negotiations with the Nigerian government, is fake and an impostor who was never authorized to negotiate on behalf of the terror group.

The journalist, who is on a sabbatical from the newsroom, made it known that the Nigerian government has just been caught in a web of deceit in the hands of Danladi Ahmadu who he referred to as an impostor. Salkida explained saying that it is the Islamist sect that ought to announce a ceasefire and not the Nigerian government since it was Boko Haram that declared war on the Nigerian state.

The journalist who took to Twitter to explain thoroughly made his assertions known in a number of tweets. “Where in the world will a government say they killed Shekau, two weeks later, met a delegation sent by the same Shekau to discuss a ceasefire? If we are Chinese, some people claim Shekau is a title and ‘Boko Haram’ always finds his look-alike to assume Shekau each time they kill him? Haba! When we said Shekau was alive two weeks ago, we were nearly crucified here. Now the Federal Government agrees Danladi Ahmadu speaks for Shekau? Is Shekau mutating?” he wrote on twitter

and magnitude of Nigeria, wt high level of intelligent pple is being easily encased in deceit & nobody seems to be askng tough questns. 3/6

— Ahmad Salkida (@ContactSalkida) October 17, 2014

What is most worrying here is, govt at d highest level & d intelligence formations in #Nigeria has embraced this ‘good news,’ 4/6 — Ahmad Salkida (@ContactSalkida) October 17, 2014

It also appears that govt is more interested in shadows and bubbles, than in substance and clear headed engagement wt d #BH ideology 6/6

— Ahmad Salkida (@ContactSalkida) October 17, 2014

Mr. Salkida who made it known that his parents were displaced through one of the Boko Haram massacres, further said: “I challenge Danladi Ahmadu to an open debate if he has d interest of Nigeria at heart. Who is he? Where was he pre-2009? Why is he leading this? The name Danladi, based on ‘Boko Haram’ ideology, is ‘filthy.’ It refers to ‘someone born on Sunday,’ unlike the norm of picking strictly Muslim names. Sadly, no town taken by BH has been reclaimed [by Nigerian troops] beyond media-derived hype. Show us the video or pictures. Take reporters there. Simple.

“I don’t care if it is Idriss Deby or whoever; Danladi Ahmadu is NOT part of ‘Boko Haram’ Shura [governing council] [nor] speaks for them as far as I know. It also appears that govt is more interested in shadows and bubbles, than in substance and clearheaded engagement with the ‘Boko Haram’ ideology.”

His tweets which got a lot of reactions on Twitter made him to however advise the government to stop calling citizens who are not afraid to say the fact ‘APC Members’.

He tweeted that the present rhetoric about a ceasefire with Boko Haram showed that the Nigerian government and military had no clear understanding of the sect’s ideology and principles.
Meanwhile not less than 24 hours after the alleged agreement to ceasefire, Islamist terrorists carried out two attacks on communities in Borno State which really questions how genuine the ceasefire agreement is.

Curled from:http://www.naij.com/308058-fgs-ceasefire-agreement-with-boko-haram-is-fake-journalist-reveals.html

elobyobi:
Don't worry @ all those "bookers". This will NEVER make front page

WTH

Ever heard of the term Expensive joke??
Well here are some vendors,who never saw how expensive their jokes were,till it was too late.

The guy who joked about flying with Ebola
Just last week, a US Airways passenger in Philadelphia joked, after a coughing fit while boarding the plane, “I have Ebola — you are all screwed.” With the highly-deadly disease on everyone’s mind, a compact flying tube was probably not the right venue for this sort of humor, and Hazmat-clad authorities came to escort him away. Other passengers booed him, and even the flight attendant told everyone,
“I think the man who said this is an idi0t.”


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJhWVsx1U8c

The publicist who failed miserably at public relations
Who can forget Justine Sacco, the P.R. flack who tweeted an unbelievably offensive AIDS joke while boarding a flight to Africa? Unbeknownst to her, it got thousands of retweets while she was in the air — and by the time Sacco landed in Cape Town, she’d been canned by her employer, IAC, which must have been the easiest business decision any company’s ever made.[img]http://mtv.mtvnimages.com/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:public.articles.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Justine-Sacco-008.jpg?quality=0.8&width=1200&maxdimension=2000[/img]

The TSA worker with a bag of fake drugs
It’s not always passengers who pull the pranks. Back in 2010, a TSA agent planted a plastic bag of white powder in an unsuspecting 22-year-old’s carry-on luggage, and then demanded to know what it was. “He let me stutter through an explanation for the longest minute of my life,” she explained in the Michigan Daily. A short time later, he “told me he was kidding, that I should’ve seen the look on my face.”
If only she could’ve seen the look on the TSA worker’s face when he was promptly fired.[img]http://mtv.mtvnimages.com/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:public.articles.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/154168961.jpg?quality=0.8&width=1200&maxdimension=2000[/img]

The 14-year-old girl who pretended to be a terrorist
We all want to be famous, and so did a Dutch teenager who tweeted a bomb threat to American Airlines, claiming that she was an Al-Qaeda fighter in Afghanistan. Not surprisingly, neither the airlines nor law enforcement found the girl’s offbeat comedic stylings all that humorous. She tried to backtrack, but it was too late. Police arrested her, but hey, she got 30,000 Twitter followers almost immediately.[img]http://mtv.mtvnimages.com/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:public.articles.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/UPTOWN_american_airlines_terrorist_tweet.jpg?quality=0.8&width=1200&maxdimension=2000[/img]

Curdled from: http://www.mtv.com/news/1962073/horrible-jokes-people-trouble/

In my village there's

The middle-aged woman who caused a stir at Cappa Bus Stop, Oshodi Lagos last Friday, after being accused of being a bird, has died.
Eyewitnesses had alleged that a bird fell from a high tension wire, landed on the ground and turned into the woman. That she had also confessed to having metaphysical powers. Although policemen from the Mushin Division, Olosan were later said to have taken the woman away, she was already unconscious before arriving at the hospital.

The Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer, DSP Kenneth Nwosu, while confirming her death, said the woman’s corpse had been deposited at a morgue.
He said:

“Eyewitnesses said there was a bird which fell down and turned into a woman. So, a large crowd gathered round her. She was not attacked. Eventually, when the police got there, they rescued the woman from the surging crowd. But unfortunately, she died, and her body has been deposited at the Mainland General Hospital’s morgue.”

PUNCH reports that when their correspondent visited the area, a policeman at the junction said the woman was coming from the Agbado Ijaiye area of Lagos, and heading for her husband’s residence in Mushin. It was learnt from eyewitnesses that a bird had been seen flying around the area, and had hit a high tension cable and landed on the ground. One Mr. Sowoloa, who claimed to be an eyewitness, said the passersby formed a crowd around the bird which reportedly turned into a woman, and busied themselves with taking her photographs.
He said:

“It was at 12 in the afternoon. I was also at the bus stop with friends. We saw one of the birds hit a high-tension cable. It shrieked and landed on the ground. Before we took any notice, it was a badly burnt woman we saw. It is unbelievable but it is true. When we spoke to the woman, she claimed to have some magical powers, and had killed several people. She added that she was returning to her husband’s house in Mushin before the incident. So, some people started taking her photographs.”
Source:http://www..com/talk/topic,222120.0.html

I don't get why celebrity marriages always crash.
Could it be pride or unfaithfulness

Please don't marry a person if your'e already having issues while dating
the marriage won't work....I stand to be corrected though.

Here's a list of Popular Nigerian Reality tv show

Maltina Dance Hall
MTN Project Fame
Gulder Ultimate Search
Star the Winner Is
Nigerian Idol
Nigeria Got Talent

what's your favorite show and why.

Enough is a enough
We need to start holding our Leaders accountable....

#Anything for 2015

Before eletion you don dey brutalize,after election wetin you go come do

ifeness:
That is a sign she likes women. But there is nothing wrong with that either.

Hmmm I dey suspect you o

If you love your life don't near Genevive o
For a whole KOKOMaster to test and Run
you know say no be small thing o

Honestly I wished it snowed in Nigeria,so I grow apples in my garden
But back to the topic,which on the Nigerian weather do you prefer..

For me, I think I prefer the rainy season to harmattan,it's just too cold
and my feet gets cracked during harmattan,plus I'm dark in complexion
so anyday,I forget cream my body I'll look like provoked nollywood ghost

Linda Linda Linda.......How many times did I call you.
Alot of people have said they gave you advise but you turned a deaf ear
if only you listened
I pray you bounce back but only after you've paid those you infringed their
copyright

why is the killing always in round numbers

I'm really distraught at the moment....Please Lord
I pray she meets you with a smile on your face.

hmmmmm

I can't really say,but if you've had sex with your ex....
I guess their no much explanation to be done.
Sex is a bond and hence the reason for the attraction
even after break up.
For those who haven't had any sexual intimacy
with their ex,you'll see that they find it very easy to cut off from their ex.
without feeling any attraction even when they meet.

Actually Friendzone is a beautiful place....
as long as no one is catching feelings.