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Hbd the octgenerian. Many more years,if u stil want2go ahead and be living.

Hmmm....Just wish 2015 can just sell it's birthright to 2016. All these political machinations and covert deals and operations! God is watching OOoº°˚ ˚°ºoo .

Batch C,2014. The ball is now in our court. How prepared are you

I believe you.It's not yet beyond the bound of possibility,though it cannot be without another helping us to beat another in other for us to qualify. #RecurringDecimal# by the way ,STC......my miracle is on the way. This guy above me is an enemy of progress..

Hbd bruv

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Lollzzz . No be lie abeg. Them shock me tire,to the extent that to open fridge sef,I go D̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥y̲̅ fear to touch the door handle.

freesinzu:
Those appliances they shock

symbianDON:
I no mind that table fan o jare......dis yeye chinese ones wey de market these days no de pass 2 weeks

I D̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥y̲̅ tell u,bruv. Nigerian market is now awash with Chinco substandard products that don't last. The most annoying is Chinco building materials,plumbing fittings to be precise.

See my lovely Nokia 3310 !! One love baby.

This a poisonous thread;a lot blasphemy,heresy and schism being perpetrated here. ***runs outta thread***

"APPLIED?" You are not serious. What did you say you graduated with again;level pass or third class?quote author=Paroman post=27117484]Please anyone, can a third class applied?[/quote]

So you want me to believe that the dude was such a pint-sized,El-Rufai-built fellow with his head sharing in the smallness. How could he be wearing those sunshades in such a dicey situation that could go wrong and result in total disaster for him?? And what would it have cost him if he did not rear up that his head,but just lowered it and said his last prayer. I heard that the husband of the woman later pulled the small-headed dude out of his hiding,and smashed his head 70 times against the wooden bed,while the wife was shouting "Jerry stop!! You are hurting him! She later apologised to Jerry,saying it was the work of the devil. Jerry forgave her and they lived happily ever after.#theEnd#

Little wonder every Tom, Dick and Harry now wants to be a pastor;even when the person cannot discern a simple analogy. They give varying analyses to the biible lines,causing more confusion than ever in the Christendom. New age churches are the major culprits,breeding short term christians everywhere,hoodwinking them into believing well-argued fallacies,while using the bible as their premise. Proliferation of churches(new generation pentecostal churches) is the bane of Christendom in Nigeria.

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Does this stop the erratic and unsolicited text messages?? If not,then it's nonsense.

Mk the food no b cocoa and sugarcane. Mk e b confirm rice.cassava,maize,beans and yam.

NOVICE isn't exactly the word I had in mind.Don't mind the lawyer guy....Lawyers and their warped view of the truth.

riskit33:
And your point is? So the right thing to do is to kidnap the child? You claim to know court proceedings but you aint better than a novice.

NairaLand frontpage of these days sha. Just imagine wetin make front page

Grandmothers wanting grandchildren since the time of amalgamation of Northern and Southern protectorates.Grandmothers are responsible for fifteen percent of tensions in marriages and ten percent of occasions of divorce in many failed marriages in Nigeria;research has proved.

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Dem falcons looking like men.2much exercise4woman body no gel abeg.mtcww!!

Nigeria is indeed a rich nation!! So,you mean to tell me that after $20billion went missing and still remained unaccounted for till now,we still have money to donate? Oh!! Pardon me for forgetting the $9.3million still in the tight grip of the South African government,and now this. My point...I'm not against humanitarian grants,especially when it has to do with the dreaded EVD;but our leaders should use our resources judiciously and should hold corruption in utter abhorrence.

Any guy with grey matter in his brain should know that the guys are the ones you have. Many,if not all of the female friends will cut off the friendship or whatever when she is married or falls in love. But your dudes are all you've got. Even when levels change,your dudes will seek you out and be of immense help but the female folks,a good number of them change men like say na wrapper dem D̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥y̲̅ change.

The beauty of kids ls natural and lies mostly in their innocence, sincere smiles,meaningless but cute babbles. The scent of Pears baby lotion in a baby is more pleasant than the aroma of Nivea body spray in the same baby. The look of a well-combed richly dark hair is sure prettier than that of any weavon or wig,be it from Brazil or Nnewi. Doctors and nurses in the house can confirm that it's very difficult to see an "UGLY" newborn.

Grey -- Isi awo isi awo.

The most annoying thing is that the boxers exposed are not even neat in most cases,thereby putting the person across as a dirty fellow,in addition to being a kid.

So Mr Philip, or whatever his name is, dumped this epitome of beauty just to marry Ini Edo?? Indeed,men,or most men,are promiscuous in nature. See beauty!!! Choi!!! She is a spitting image of Nadia Buari.

This is where I love Law as a career. When the rule of law is allowed to take it's full course,it's always like magic. I pray for a truly independent judiciary and legislature in Nigeria. May the labours of our heroes past not be in vain #Morbid#

Let us have a successful female governor first;you count one before you get to two. MORBID[color=#000000][/color]

Gbam!!! Serendipity z actually the one showing off with his verbosity,while SaintChukz z actually killing the argument with his sterling discerment and clarity of points. SaintChukz:u remind me of Chinua Achebe. Ride on,bruv!quote author=Dereformer post=17455645]@ all above me;

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