You better take it easy, don't allow devil to take advantage of you so that your story will not end with if I had known.

That was how my colleague wife use to threatened him until he told her one day not to forget any of her belongings behind whenever she is leaving. Since that day, she no talk of leaving again. In fact, my colleague promised to give her transport money to assist her in her foolish decision.

1. You wouldn't know that okete (bush meat) can replace chicken unless you are broke.
2. You wouldn't know that fire wood burn faster than gas unless you are broke.
3. You wouldn't know that a geisha of vegetable oil can cook upto 6 different meals unless you are broke.
4. You wouldn't know that there are still honest POS operators unless you are broke and you have to get money through them from someone you worked for because there is no bank in your community.
5. You wouldn't know that N200 energy you bought for your pre-paid meter through POS operator can last for 7 days unless you are broke.
6. You wouldn't know how much your wife loves you unless you are broke.
7. You wouldn't know how much God has blessed you despite your challenges unless you visit someone in the hospital.
8. You wouldn't be grateful to God if you don't realise that despite the fact that you are broke, you are not indebted to anyone.

Don't fake it, things are very hard in Nigeria, I have practically become a monitoring spirit in my own house since I discovered that N200 energy I bought on my pre-paid meter can last upto seven days if properly managed. My loving wife is now an assistant monitoring officer in our home. We won't bypass meter, but we will monitor our usage every minute.

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Chummynoni:
when i read the part that the children chorused "BUSHMEAT", it puts a grin on my face. That is an understanding family. God bless you , bless your family. Send your account number to my whatsapp for 2k so you can buy them hollandia to step down

I thank God now that I can quote you, at least if not for the money, for you to know I am the real person.

Chummynoni:
when i read the part that the children chorused "BUSHMEAT", it puts a grin on my face. That is an understanding family. God bless you , bless your family. Send your account number to my whatsapp for 2k so you can buy them hollandia to step down

Merry Christmas Nairalanders, I pray we will all witness many more Christmas season in the future.

Here is my story, I couldn't afford to buy chicken or fish for us as a family this Christmas unlike last year, and then I went for okete (Bush meat) and my trap caught a very big one between yesterday night and this morning.

After it was properly boiled with seasoning, my wife then roasted the bush meat, cooked jollof rice, and served everyone.

After we finished eating jollof rice with the bush meat, I asked my children a very simple question, which is the best chicken or bush meat (okete)? They all chorus bush meat.

I am happy that my children with all sincerity and contentment all said that the bush meat is far better than chicken.

The joy on my wife's face gladdens my heart most, that woman will forever remain my Africa queen. I hope I will be able to get one or more like this for us to enjoy in the new year. See pictures below.

May we all live to see the new year and many more years to come.