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Abusers of Oxford dictionary

The above the Laws ones

Oya na let's go there

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ChopBellefull:
Op i hav had experience o.. I entered a bus frm iyana ipaja to iyana iba.. On a sunday sat near ds pretty lady with large boobs.. Then she put her hand over my hand pretending to relax on d chair. D bobby kon dey touch me anyhw. As a sharp guy i code. I went for her laps str8. Wen we alighted we exchanged numbers. D nxt weekend i invited her to spend d weekend in my hauz. Then i dealt with d main gate very well. Bt nw shez a goner. I cnt keep such pple in my life

Bro you bad o..just from iyana ipaja to iyana oba which is not up to one hour journey

U sharp menhh!!!

awon oniro oshi

delugajackson:
Oga no vex o. Na 13 them write there?

haaaa!!!!! u dey see at all?

the 19 years old girl will be his 14th which means he had married 13 before

And someone will tell me there is love without money

Imagine a 19yrs old girl marries an old married man of 13?

Let’s not forget babes’ who are perverts! The ones who want men to suckle their boobs in buses….or knead their Tips. Men they had never met before that day…

I tell you, these babes are everywhere! They look as cool as cucumber. Like butter wouldn’t melt in their mouths. But they’re wacko babes. They are sometimes lovely to behold and could have any guy, but monkey businesses in commercial or interstate buses sexually freak them.

Take me for instance…if I’m making love and I hear the voice of another person, I instantly get uncomfortable and become dry. Lovemaking is private and for twosome.

I strongly feel that lovemaking should be a private affair, not for public consumption. Mind you, lovemaking is not just about the guy penetrating the wet, eager recesses of the babe.

Nope! Lovemaking is a thing of the mind and heart. To me, it also means handling, caressing, suckling and any other lovely, sexual adjectives you can think of.

Anyway, back to our wacko babes.

You may not believe this, but several men had had nasty encounters with such babes.

Some men, who don’t like missing, freely offered sexual experiences always welcome such moves, from such strange, unknown babes.

A good number of men, who are unadventurous, timid, principled and conservative may run away.

A male friend of mine said: “What I experienced was a sensual touch from a total female stranger, while traveling by public transport sometimes in 2007. I sat beside this fair skinned beauty and shortly after the toll gate, she just went haywire. She started as if she was dozing, placing her head on my shoulder. Then she started handling my hand. I initially played cool, but tried warding her off the gentleman way. But when she made for my crotch, I had to shout at her. My shouts attracted other passengers who looked at our direction. She couldn’t deny it. It was a case of ‘deliver us from evil’.”

Another of my male friend, Tony, said he first noticed that the babe kept looking for sneaky ways to brush her large boobs against him. He said that was also his first time of meeting her.

They got talking and before they reached their destination, he had kneaded her Tips to distraction. He told me that when they got to their destination, they pretended nothing happened and went their different ways without making an eye contact or exchanging phone numbers.

I know the question buzzing in your mind…what the heck were other passengers doing when such nonsense going on. Well, many of such babes prefer to sit at the last/back seat of buses.

They also like to embark on night journeys. A female colleague told me that she almost fainted in shock when she took a night bus (Luxury) heading to East because of an emergency and discovered that a babe and guy in the seats not too far from hers were fingering and handling each other.

She told me that she knew they had just met in the bus that very night. They started the funny business after the driver switched off the light. She said she wouldn’t have known that a monkey business was going on if not that the girl was a town crier when under the throes of passion.

I’m proud to tell you that I’m a town crier too!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Yes OOO!

I fail to see the sense in muffling my moaning during pre-intimacy or screams of pleasure when orgasm heralds.

But I’m not a bus sexual hound freak!

There’re several of such babes. Apparently such encounters with strangers make them wet or something. Perhaps give them unalloyed satisfaction?

Well, I don’t know! Do you? Better still, have you experienced or encounter such babes?

Let’s talk about the queerest perverts. These sorts don’t belong to any stereotype perverts we’ve come to know. They’re strange and completely out of this world.

I once met such…share your experience

http://theeagleonline.com.ng/babes-who-want-men-to-suckle-their-boobs-finger-them-in-buses-4-by-anurika-onyelemelam/

The answer is 27


you guys should not forget that square is different from Rectangle

To Hell with both El-rufai and Sheu Sanni.

you both have to be made as sacrifice for Kaduna state to better

when you marry a comedian ,everything about your life will be comedy

nurey:
if your fan starts blowing immediately you switch on your engine, then the connection has been rerouted, revert back to manufacturer specs and the relay/fuse will not blow if not you will just keep on changing and changing till you forget one day and car will overheat.

Exactly Nurey....kabiru was the one advised me when i just bought the car that i should re-adjust the fan o

i will try to revert ..thanks

Thank you bro.

Kazeem actually that Pan ''sumb''

@Nurey and Oga Gazzuz

please my car(quest 2000) Fan relay always burn ..is there any original relay for it? I have bought countless of relay for the fan but always burn

Please I need help o

Who else see that chemistry in that woman's eyes?




But that fingers looks like burn plantain

i got married at age 29 while she was 28 and people still called us young couple ...this one na just 21 oooo wetin den want talk

9inches:
Do I believe this man's story? I'm not sure. How can a clothed human being look like a monkey to you? Human size monkey abi?

might be true

Nemesis1:
He go need more dose abeg 4 tablets every 4 hours

he actually needs more ...Overdose is better for the wailers



continue your good work PMB

Nigerians love you, haters can only be found in Biafraland

The BIAFRAN WAR STORIES my parents told me.

My father told me that the war proper broke up in 1967. Please I want us to take note of the word " PROPER " this word proper here to me means there was something on ground before the final outburst of the war in the year 1967 exactly 50 years now. There was agitations, protests, a cry of marginalisation, a national compulsory retirement of top Igbo men in the key positions in the military and government, a look alike of OPERATION PYTHON DANCE II armed Nigerian army deployed to watch and maintain order in the Eastern region. So all these and many more was what they saw before the war proper.

CHUKWUEMEKA ODUMEGWU OJUKWU was the then NNAMDI KANU. My father said he was a diehard follower of OJUKWU, OJUKWU was his lord, he doesn't like reading any newspaper that OJUKWU was not captioned in. My father was then in his mid 20s anyway, and had an Elementry Certificate hence he was able to read and write then.

He said it was first of all a state of emergency in all the Eastern regions but things tensed up more n more and war broke up and all the Eastern region was held captive no one was able to go out or come in into the states, people thought it was a child's play until one week passed, two, three, six, one year up until 3 good years before BIAFRAN soldiers SURRENDERED n seek peace and reconciliation.

My father said that within this 3 years that everything human being use for survival was banned from the Eastern region ranging from Nigerian currency, food, meat, clothes, power supply, petrol, toiletries, weapons. In fact, all the routes to the Igbo states was closed down. And our people were left to die in starvation and hunger and that was why Kwashorkor set in that those war bullets did not reach Kwashorkor killed them.

He said that Nigerian armies were armed to their tooth with the largest world's supports, that it was only very few countries and charity organisations that supported Biafrans. That many countries that Biafrans "thought" would support them didn't show up when the agitations escalated into war. Biafrans surrendered because of frustration n exhaustation. My father recounted that there blood of young igbo men everywhere like that of abattoir on the streets. All the structures/ investment in the Eastern region was burnt to ashes. Schools, markets, churches, houses were burnt to dust. Nigerian army slaughtered n ate Biafran people like suya. They killed igbo men who were their prime target until men went into extinction. our women were widowed, mothers n young women were raped and taken away as sex slaves in the barracks.

Mothers ran without remembering they had suckling children, even those who were passionate enough to carry their babies, elders strangled those babies when they begin to cry dur to the fear that their cries would implicate them from their hiding places. I don't know if we truly understand this trauma?

The world estimated that over 2 million igbo people died during the Biafran war but my father would always say each time he hears of this figure "O bu tee onye nann nwuru" translation...it's even only one person that died. My father will sit down at a go n count up to 300 men from his kindred (umunna) who followed the war. He has their names, the dates they left without returning back. His immediate younger brother (uncle) Mathias left one morning n never came back, his corpse nobody saw. May his soul rest in peace.all these facts will convince all of us that his estimate is far more than what was recorded. Many communities were totally wiped out with no trace of human being again after the war in Abia, Aba, Anambra, imo, Enugu he said had a small advantage because of its proximity to Kogi state, some of their Kogi neighbours n friends absorbed them into their communities n families.

Wives n under aged girl children were given to Nigerian soldiers to appease their anger if they came n no food to give them. Our people lived in the bushes n forests for 3 years, with no clothe on, they ate raw casava like goat, under trees became their palace. All these soldiers we are calling baboons n monkeys did all of these to our parents 50 years ago. 98% of Nigerian soldiers from Eastern region never returned home after the war till today.

Brothers and sisters from the East, with this little and undetailed stories my father told me we would be able to convince ourselves the Igbos would have been the most populated humans in this part of the world and that Biafra war did more harm than good to our people. Our men were assassinated with their dreams and aspiration untapped.

Now we the remnants of Biafran war are trying to forget the past and move on with the scars n pains the war caused our parent...some persons emerged from the street again to chant war songs, each time I log in on Facebook I see dead bodies, blood, bruised people, my people in Aba, Abia swimming in a dirty floods. I hereby, beg my brothers n sister on the streets of Aba, Abia, Imo, Anambra, Enugu to please leave the the roads, enter into your closets face the wall and cry to chukwu Okike Abiama on whatever marginalisation you think we are facing, we are all feeling the pains, the world has seen your tears and pains. It's enough! Let God n the blood of those who died in the past fight the remaining battles. It doesn't make sense if tomorrow your dream Biafra comes and you didn't live to see it.

Another thing I want to bring to our consciousness is that OJUKWU did not die, he was flown to exile, he died 4 years ago and was given a National burial but 2milllion Igbo men died in the war. So also if war erupts now Nnamdi Kanu will not die he would be flown back to London where he is a citizen, the only place he would be seeing you and I die is on Aljazera or BBC. You n I will have no place to hide, we don even have money to do papers, the Little things we had been able to put back in order after the war would be destroyed again, think about our houses, businesses, certificates, our factories in Aba, our stocks in onitsha main market, all will be burnt to ashes and your sisters, mothers anties n I would be taken into captive for sex.

Martin Luther Jr was in his room when he wrote "I have a dream" he had only his pen n paper. And he was able to liberate Black Americans from generational slavery. Let us shun war, seek dialogue, peace and love. Igbos are known to be wise... the firs war didn't favour us and I doubt if this one smelling will if it eventually breaks up. We can't afford to make the same mistakes again. Nigeria Army have all the weapons for war, Biafra don't have.

Let's think peace, let's think dialogue, let's think mediation. Biafra can come without war if we so wish.
I love all of us and I want us to survive.
Joy Chioma Ugwu.

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READ THIS !!!

It was in the year 1963 and Nigeria's first and only Prime Minister, Sir Abubakar Tafawa Balewa took his annual leave and was off to his village to spend it. Then a British photojournalist came along but they told him the that the PM had gone on vacation.

The photojournalist then asked to which country but he was shocked when they told him the PM went to spend the vacation in his own village. To satisfy his curiosity, he decided to travel to the village. But on getting to the village, there was no sign that a big man was in town. Everyone went on their normal business and the village was peacefully quiet.

Then he met a farmer along the way with his donkey carrying bales of sugarcane, and he asked from the farmer the house of the PM. The photojournalist was again left speechless when the farmer told him that he had just left the PM and that if he gets to the PM's house, which he described, he would meet him sitting on the bare floor with his kids enjoying the sugarcane that he gave them.

The British photojournalist was dazed when he reached the PM's home. This is the picture that he took. May the labours of our heroes past never be in vain.

Today, we have vagabonds and thieves in power. Those who disturb an entire city with sirens and their empty noises of vanity. Those who loot the treasury of an entire nation and still insult our common intelligence with their embarrassing incompetence. Nigeria has all it takes to become the greatest nation on earth. All we need are visionary, dedicated and inspiring leaders and not the shameless rogues and incorrigibly kleptomaniac bandits who lie, rob, cheat, rig and kill their way to power.

WHEN IT IS TIME TO VOTE, REMEMBER YOUR UNBORN CHILDREN AND USE YOUR HEAD. HAVE A NICE DAY.

And if he start beating you ...you and other stupid ladies like you will start sue the innocent man for Abuse

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Afia

Her husband

Her concubine

The mistress

Their families

All of them dey mad!!!!