Bolsman:



Congratulations! Be thankful that the staph bacteria had gone. As regard the sperm count, it will come back to the 28 million it was. You will have your own children by the grace of God. To boost the sperm, blend cucumber, milk, garlic and banana together and drink morning and night. You will be glad you did.

Thank you very sir/ma I really appreciate your prayers. God that answers prayers will answer yours too.

Regards

THANK GOD, HE'S DEAD!
One day, all the employees of a very unusual company reached their office and were each given a sealed envelope by the receptionist; and inside there was a type-written congratulatory message that read thus: "Yesterday, the person who has been hindering your promotion in this company passed away. We invite you to join the funeral in the room that has been prepared in the attic." Initially, each of the workers became excited for the death of the ‘unknown enemy’ and in the confines of their heart they said, “Thank God, he’s dead”! But after a while they started getting curious to know that person who hindered the promotion of his colleagues. The excitement in the attic was such that security men were ordered to control the crowd. Everyone thought; "Who is this person who was hindering my progress?" One after the other, the workers filed past the coffin to pay their last ‘respect’; and as they reached the coffin, you could see the excitement and surprise on their faces. There was now an electrifying shock and silence in the room; obviously, something had touched the deepest part of their conscience. There was a mirror inside the coffin, and everyone who looked inside it could see themselves! There was also a notice pasted next to the mirror that said, “Dear worker, the only person who is capable of setting limits to your promotion in this company is YOU”!

Your life does not change when your boss dies, when your friends die, or when your parents, husband or wife does! Your life may not change even when you change your house of prayer! Be careful of the kind of prayers you say when you are bringing down your so called ‘strongholds’ because the enemy in that stronghold could be YOU! Many people are quick to quote that it was when King Uzziah died that God appeared to Prophet Isaiah; therefore, all the Uzziahs in their lives should die! I wish you could revisit and reframe that prayer point from today because unknowingly, you could be the King Uzziah. Jesus knew you would fall into this kind of error; and that’s why He said, “Pray for your enemies, do good to those who persecute you”. He knew beforehand that there would come a time when YOU could be your own enemy and persecute yourself! So, take heed and examine yourself today! Your life changes when YOU change!

Starcrest1:
This analysis is on point. But let me add something, You could see how northerners voted Buhari always even though he changes party like water, parties without structure. This is for the structure people.

Secondly this time around, three people that will share the northern votes are Tinubu, Atiku and Kwankwaso, so I wonder how they will be banking on the bulk votes there. Obi is winning this unless two people steps down from the three I mentioned above.

If 3 people are sharing Northern votes does it mean only Obi owns Southern vote?

First GOLD ALERT

Weightlifter Olarinoye Adenike Adijat wins Nigeria first gold medal at the ongoing Commonwealth Games in Birmingham

This girl always make us proud, congratulations Aburo,more wins��

So recently I noticed that whenever I ask my wife for money, she usually gave it to me without arguing twice. So I started picking her money from her purse as I like.

Whenever she asks me I will tell her I picked it.

She will just smile and say okay.

So two days back, while we were lying on the bed I asked her.

"Baby, why don't you complain anytime I pick your money from your purse without your consent? You don't even ask me back for it. I mean this is your money and you should complain a little or even give me that facial expression that you are not comfortable with me picking your money, but you don't. I am worried."

My wife held my hands and looked into my eyes.

"Baby, we are married, okay. We are no more single. Now what belongs to me, belongs to you. When I agreed to marry you, I agreed to give you not only my heart, my emotions, and my love, but I also agreed to give you my money. You own everything, baby. So you can pick my money as you like. It is yours."

"Babe, do you know how much I have picked so far?"

"Nope. Maybe five thousand."

I chuckled.

"No. I have picked fifty thousand."

My wife turned to me.

"Just fifty thousand? O my love it means nothing. Pick more money okay. Pick more. My money is yours."

I nodded my head and kissed her.

I started calling my wife Ego first Bank. Because she uses First bank account.

On Tuesday, while talking with Patrick at the office, I kept telling him why one should marry a woman who is financially stable. A woman that can give you money whenever you need money. Not a woman you will just be giving money to every every time.

Patrick took my advice.

Yesterday, my wife asked us to get dressed so I could escort her to the market to buy her hair and other things at the market. Then she will branch by at the eatery so we can have lunch together.

While in the car, she asked if we should use the eatery first, or go to the market before coming to the eatery.

"Ah... Let's go to the market first. We can come back to the eatery later before we go home."

We drove to the market and entered the shop of this woman selling hair and shoes.

While my wife picked hair and shoes going up to eighty thousand, she kept telling the woman how much of a loving and caring husband I am. And how I love to take very good care of her.

Because of the way she was praising me, I started helping her to select fine fine clothes.

Money now got to 150k.

She now handed the woman my ATM card and asked me to input my pin.

Sudden fear gripped me.

I looked at my wife and she turned her face.

Because I didn't want to argue.

I just punched the pin in silence.

While in the car on our way home, I refused to talk to her.

My wife refused to talk to me too. Even when I decided to sleep in the sitting room to show I was angry, she didn't say peem. She even helped to bring pillow and blanket and dropped by my side.

Throughout today I have been looking for my wife's money in this house to carry, but I haven't seen it. All the angles she do hide her money, she replaced it with Rat poison.

In this particular angle where she hides money, she dropped sniper there.

This is how this woman just set trap for me like that.

My name is Praises Chidera Obiora and I am the best at what I do.
So recently I noticed that whenever I ask my wife for money, she usually gave it to me without arguing twice. So I started picking her money from her purse as I like.

Whenever she asks me I will tell her I picked it.

She will just smile and say okay.

So two days back, while we were lying on the bed I asked her.

"Baby, why don't you complain anytime I pick your money from your purse without your consent? You don't even ask me back for it. I mean this is your money and you should complain a little or even give me that facial expression that you are not comfortable with me picking your money, but you don't. I am worried."

My wife held my hands and looked into my eyes.

"Baby, we are married, okay. We are no more single. Now what belongs to me, belongs to you. When I agreed to marry you, I agreed to give you not only my heart, my emotions, and my love, but I also agreed to give you my money. You own everything, baby. So you can pick my money as you like. It is yours."

"Babe, do you know how much I have picked so far?"

"Nope. Maybe five thousand."

I chuckled.

"No. I have picked fifty thousand."

My wife turned to me.

"Just fifty thousand? O my love it means nothing. Pick more money okay. Pick more. My money is yours."

I nodded my head and kissed her.

I started calling my wife Ego first Bank. Because she uses First bank account.

On Tuesday, while talking with Patrick at the office, I kept telling him why one should marry a woman who is financially stable. A woman that can give you money whenever you need money. Not a woman you will just be giving money to every every time.

Patrick took my advice.

Yesterday, my wife asked us to get dressed so I could escort her to the market to buy her hair and other things at the market. Then she will branch by at the eatery so we can have lunch together.

While in the car, she asked if we should use the eatery first, or go to the market before coming to the eatery.

"Ah... Let's go to the market first. We can come back to the eatery later before we go home."

We drove to the market and entered the shop of this woman selling hair and shoes.

While my wife picked hair and shoes going up to eighty thousand, she kept telling the woman how much of a loving and caring husband I am. And how I love to take very good care of her.

Because of the way she was praising me, I started helping her to select fine fine clothes.

Money now got to 150k.

She now handed the woman my ATM card and asked me to input my pin.

Sudden fear gripped me.

I looked at my wife and she turned her face.

Because I didn't want to argue.

I just punched the pin in silence.

While in the car on our way home, I refused to talk to her.

My wife refused to talk to me too. Even when I decided to sleep in the sitting room to show I was angry, she didn't say peem. She even helped to bring pillow and blanket and dropped by my side.

Throughout today I have been looking for my wife's money in this house to carry, but I haven't seen it. All the angles she do hide her money, she replaced it with Rat poison.

In this particular angle where she hides money, she dropped sniper there.

This is how this woman just set trap for me like that.

My name is Praises Chidera Obiora and I am the best at what I do.

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Antoeni:
Blame the Lagos State government who has turned LASTMA to revenue generation agency in the state. LASTMA are now microfinance bank working with target. What a State!. Please don't let us continue puting blame on those guys, Lagos State government should re- think and discharge their duties to the citizen.

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During a robbery in Zimbabwe, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"

This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got."

The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"

This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.

This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."

This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"

This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"

The bank manager and the supervisor were all smiling and happy afterall !!

Explorers is back

Cypress042:
All these reckless trailer drivers all over Nigeria should consider peoples lives.

Look at how the life of a young talented entertainer is cut short just like that

Hmmmm, What a tragic way to die Rest on man

I wonder why u didn't say anything about the Okada that tried to overtake trailer.

May his soul rest in peace sa

"I Met My Engineering Classmate Riding Keke Five Years After Graduation"

Dayo and Rukayat Studied Engineering at a University in kwara State. They were both Classmates and after Five years of Studying hard, they both graduated. After graduation, Fate took them through different paths of life.
5 Years later, Rukayat after much frustration of securing a job, ended up as a Secretary in a Building firm earning 50,000 Naira monthly.

Meanwhile, Dayo on the other hand, couldn't Secure a Job and ended up a Taxi Driver, He makes At least 5,000 daily and if he works for only 20 days in a month, He makes 100,000 Naira that month.
One Evening, Rukayat closed from work and was at the bus stop waiting for taxi when Dayo stopped. She hopped in when she discovered the taxi was going her way but little did she know it was Dayo. All through the journey, she was lost in her Phone.

She reached her bus Stop and after alighting, just when she was about paying, she took a look at the driver and their eyes met, wow! They were both happy.
"Is this you?" they both asked themselves simultaneously as if they planned it. Rukayat gave him money but Dayo insisted she keep it. He was happy to see her and for old time sake, he left the money for her even when she insisted that she wanted to pay. They both exchanged contact and left.
Well, Rukayat went home that night and was lost in thought. Not as if Dayo was looking bad but Dayo driving Taxi? She couldn't wrap her head around it. She Pitied him. Felt Sorry for him. If Dayo had allowed her she would have paid him and beg him to keep the change.

Little did she know that, Dayo actually has another Taxi running for him, He is a Land owner and he is planning on developing it soon. But because he was driving a Taxi, She felt Pity for him.

On the other hand, Dayo felt sorry for himself too. Before he slept that night, he remembered Rukayat, how neatly she dressed and nice she smells, "She must be earning over 300,000 Naira per month" he said to himself. He felt ashamed, He felt like a failure and he felt she was way ahead of him financially and otherwise.
Little did he know that, If Rukayat removes the transportation fare and feeding money from her monthly salary, it will take her at least 3 Months to earn what he earns monthly.

Sadly, this could be some of our reality, you measure your progress and success with that of your friends, Classmates and Relatives even with very limited information you have about them.
You think yours is worse because you look dirtier, you think yours is worse because you are not on Corporate wears, you think yours is worse because the other person acts and looks Nicer.
Stay Focused and Face your life. It's not a competition. Stop Comparing things, you don't have the full picture. Every one is running on his own lane. Be contented.
Be focused�.

mamakendra:
Boost it.

Take Fertimen (Exeline) and Vit. E for 3 months.

Thanks , I was thinking taking Addyzua bfre.

Arakonedo:
Please which medications you used treat the Staphylococcus ?

Ciprotab worked for me

spencekat:
He can.Just that he has bacteria growth which solution has been listed in the report.

No bacteria growth sir. Check the report well.

There was bacteria in old report but the new one says no Bacteria growth

Kingpin1000:
If you can't give birth to a child adopt one.

I will have my own Child bro and will still adopt , I'm just concerned with the drop in my sperm count

I did SFA few months ago and I discover there's Staphylococcus in my body which might not allow my sperm count to increase, I was advised to treat the staph only to do SFA and culture again and discover my sperm count had reduced from 28million to 5million but the staph is gone. Please I'm depressed now because I was in shock. Kindly help o

1 image: The result of the first SFA

2 image: The recent Result

I don't know if I should go for local herb or take addyzua to boost the count.

Thanks

Pls I need help o, my count dropped from 28million to 5million after treating staphylococcus.

28m with staphylococcus and 5million without

What should I do pls?

santagelo25, miraclebaby, mamakendra, praisefulmum, mannycrown

Go for PGD or ICan direct

Onigbese, go and pay your debt.

How on earth wul you collect loan and u won't pay back?

The message was making alot of sense until you add "Massacre" lies to it.

My advice to every car owners

- Always ask for the faulty spare on your car when your mechanic change them

- Get the part yourself if u know the original

- Stay with your mechanic during repairs

- Don't accept any drinks or hospitality from your mechanic to avoid paying double

- Except major fault, don't allow your car to sleep in mechanic workshop

Op read my story

https://www.nairaland.com/3442406/lebanese-boss-promises-sack-me/8#111969860

Today I'm now a Boss and I own my own company.

You are not foolish, you did the right thing by respecting him only that Africans will overdo things, that's opposite of my old Boss who was an Arab

KingMack:
Where is the more pictures Recycling old pics of dead people jus to make news..may God forgive you op cos ur doom is a minute away

Old pictures? Can you bring any of these from ur old archive?

It was reported earlier today that Unknown Gunmen killed Army Couple in Eastern part of Nigeria.

I received more pictures of the decapitated Bodies of the said couple from a reliable source this is evening, such a barbaric act from those Terrorists called Unknown Gunmen.

May their souls Rest in Peace

I got my first career job with just National Diploma (ND)

I applied through job agent, I was called for the written interview and I wrote the test with another 25 job seekers, I passed the test with 72% which was the highest anybody had got since the establishment of the company in 1992.

I was called for Oral interview and we were asked to come with our credentials I performed better too until the interviewers checked my credentials and find out I had Ordinary Diploma, the HRO just send me away that I deceived her to allow me to write the test and I didn't open up before I attend the interview too. I went home but I was happy cos I performed better than expected, week later the MD of the company personally called me to resume work the next day.

Nothing is impossible just be smart.

Elidrisy20:
Okocha nko? Abi him no Sabi play ball ni?

If they nominate Okocha say u too no go shout Ojoro?

Contekbbc:




Oga forget tradition and culture now if you want to stay in your job.

That was 2016 bro, today I'm a company Owner with the same Culture. Win win for me