₦airaland Forum

Egg wey native Doctor give one yahoo boy make e break for junction by 12am, em girlfriend don go fry am take eat bread��... na the matter we dey try to settle since morning ��

Why is our country like this
something happens in US and here in our country they are even protesting and a lady was rape and killed inside a church and no one said anything about it
no protest
nothing
who do we offend in our country
must we always follow the white like a slave

Mickey02:
I earn everyday by just reading news and sharing sponsored content on the site. It's not lucrative but at least it's something to hold on to during this lockdown. My data cannot come and be going in vain like that. I must make every byte and kilobytes count.

can u tell me more about the site plz

therealMcCain:
Food is ready.

My Book on brandable domain is out.

In the spirit of giving back to this community, I will be choosing 5persons to give my 3 Ebooks for FREE. The date/modalities for this will be communicated. so be on the watch out.

I have benefited immensely from this group. This will be my way of showing appreciation.

Meanwhile, those that bought the book at quoted price(not discounted price), as promised check your mail, I have sent the brandable book. reach out if you didnt get yours

if u can kindly help me with the e-book I really appreciate it thanks

U1:
If you like yourself, you better run!

plz can u enlightened me on that

olatunjiw4love@gmail.com

08086843386

mikeayus:
I would advice you to invest with avda citadelle ...you are sure to get 20% of your money after 25 working days..you can reach out for more info if interested.

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emperordachris:
Swap with mi A3 you add cash

with how much
with how much

At the Hospital...
*DOCTOR:* why did you take your Medicine at 6 am yet I told you 9 am?
*PATIENT:* I wanted to surprise the Bacteria... ����������

*The following matches will come up after* *Covid-19 is defeated:*
*ASUU vs FG* *School owners v Parents* *Employers vs Employees* *EFCC vs NCDC &* *opposition state govts* *Landlords vs Tenants* *Debtors vs Creditors* *NEPA vs non prepaid* *users* *Married men vs side* *chicks*
*Which 1 will u be involved in?�‍♂�‍♂*

_*Puff Puff was a cheap snack until it linked itself with Spring rolls, Samosa, Chicken laps e.t.c.... Then it becomes a member of the elite "Small Choops Family"*_�����������

*_Surround yourself with people who can help you achieve your purpose in life not beefing and hatred _*�‍♂️

*Some of us can't find our secondary school classmate on social media because MARYAM. HARUNA is now "LA CANDY LA CRUSH" hmm* ��✌️

naijacutee:
No need to invest any of your N300k.

I'm looking for primary school teachers to help me create learning programs for N3,500 per program. You can earn a little extra on the side by creating multiple programs.

I I'm also a primary school teacher and I teach the secondary school student also PHE
I can help u to create learning program

*Side effects of Mobile phones in today's marriages*

Mr. Husband and wife were at home

A male friend visited Mr. Husband

Later, they decided to see another friend in the neighborhood and used Mr Husband friend's car

Wife realised that Mr. Husband forgot to take his phone with him

She searched her husband's phone (in their characteristic manner�)

Wow! Bisi (side chick) sent a message to Mr. Husband; *hello darling, I have really missed you. Are we seeing tomorrow?*

Wife became maaaaadddd!

She got really craaaazyyyy!

She smashed the phone to the wall �

Still not satisfied...

She looked around, breathing heavily

She picked a 4x4 plank...

...broke the TV in the room upstairs

Rushed to the sitting room and broke the TV, the chandelier and other expensive decorations in the living room upstairs

She rushed�‍♀ downstairs like a mad dog �

...and smashed the large smart TV , home theater and other valuables with the plank

Ahhhhh!
Ehhhhhh!
Uhhhhhhh! She kept shouting and breathing heavily at the same time

She ran into the compound...

Destroyed Mr. Husband's 2 cars (an SUV and a Camry) completely�‍♂�

...the windscreen, side mirrors, all the lights were completely shattered��

Mr Husband and friend came in at that point in time (after the deed has been done)

They grabbed her...

She was still shouting like a lunatic

Ahhhhh ehhhh leave me alone, Leave me alone...

She was tied and taken to the nearest police station

A police team came in to take pictures and videos

Mr. Husband called wife's family to go and see their daughter at the police station

Her family bailed her and headed to Mr. Husband's house

They saw the magnitude of what she did and pleaded seriously...

...mabinu, kò ní se béè mó ( don't be annoyed, she won't do that again)

Mr Husband smiled� and said "I will take her back on 1 condition".

His wife and family should replace everything she destroyed in 1 month.

They begged seriously but Mr Husband said No!!!

They took their daughter away...

One month, Two months, 3 months, wife's family could not replace the destroyed properties and his wife was still with them

Mr Husband headed to court and with the overwhelming evidences from the police, the marriage was dissolved.���

One month after, Mr Husband married Bisi (side chick�)

Bisi is now driving Ex madam's car

Bisi is now enjoying where she did not sow

Honestly, Bisi is calm and beautiful�

Bisi gave birth to twins for Mr Husband. Two lovely boys...

Bisi is a happy woman today because her husband's phone is an abomination to her�

Mrs. Ex-wife became a single mother of 2

She is sad...
Always looking sad
*Ó mà se o!* (What a pity)

Whenever people ask Mrs ex-wife why she's a single mother, she keeps saying *"oloriburuku ni okunrin'* (men are unfortunate beings) he left me and the children for his side chick

When asked further *"what did you do to deserve such treatment?"* ...

She starts crying and sobbing���

*"I didn't do anything. I suffered with him. He just threw us out just like that"*

Some of her foolish sympathisers would say, *Men are the same... Oloriburuku ni gbogbo won*

WOMEN, FEAR GOD!!!
_____________________

The Big question is,

WHAT REALLY CAUSED THE DIVORCE?

Ans; *Mobile phone*

If you want to have a happy home, desist from searching your husband's phones.

You are claiming you know English abi?? �� OK, what is the correct English for��
“Nawa for you o” ���

*...when you see boys for bet9ja shop, with long list of 40 games and stake #200 to win #2m. You will understand with me that Nigerians are men of faith* �‍♂.

I Pity d First Wedding We'll Attend After Lockdown� Operation Chop Everything�

fados4sure:
Don't send money to anybody

ok Thanks

Investpro14:
Be my follower and make real money from the comfort of your bed .

I was like you years back , it pains me to see people still look for money

I've follow u so what should I be expecting

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*It's only in Africa that you will be seeing somebody watching a movie and start shouting at the actor, WALK FAST THEY ARE COMING..*

As if the actor could hear then.
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FivePeas:
Lear content writing. I have some teachers working with writing articles on a ( One Million Naira contract). Be smart

can u teach me content writing
just hearing about it

Plz help me
since the beginning of this lockdown in march I've been at home doing nothing as there is no school and I'm a private school teacher
plz I need a job if anyone care to assist me and I'm a computer literate.
I'm based in Lagos Island

Qunlentinoffici:
Well, I mine bitcoins, and so far it has been really good for me. I also do alittle trading in the forex market.
If you're interested in bitcoin and etherium minning, drop me a PM.
Everything I would teach you would be for FREE.
We rise by lifting others.

please reach me
my WhatsApp number is 08086843386

Plz help me
since the beginning of this lockdown in march I've been at home doing nothing as there is no school and I'm a private school teacher
plz I need a job if anyone care to assist me and I'm a computer literate.
I'm based in Lagos Island

Plz help me
since the beginning of this lockdown in march I've been at home doing nothing as there is no school and I'm a private school teacher
plz I need a job if anyone care to assist me and I'm a computer literate

*Before u fall in love, test the strength of your heart by* *playing soccer bet with your rent.*
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olatunjiw4love@gmail.com

Avoid touching *M.E.N*, to stop the spread of COVID -19:
*M-*-Mouth *E-* -Eye *N-*-Nose
Follow *W.O.M.E.N* to prevent COVID 19:
*W-* -Wash your hands *O-* -Observe social distancing *M-* -Move away from crowded places *E-* -Excercise regularly *N-* -No hand shaking.
Follow *women* and stay safe!���

Behind every successful man, there Is A Woman. *My question Is* Who is behind unsuccessful Men