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Politics / See Wetin PDP Convention Don Cause by MossadAgent: 9:14pm On Aug 12, 2017
The propaganda agents of diabolical change have issued another sleazy photo shop to help reassure their zombie minions that their baba is also bouncing back.

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Politics / The Homosexual Manifesto by MossadAgent: 4:51pm On Aug 12, 2017
THE HOMOSEXUAL MANIFESTO By Michael Swift, “Gay Revolutionary.” Reprinted from The Congressional Record of the United States Congress. First printed in Gay Community News, February 15-21 1987

We shall sodomize your sons, emblems of your feeble masculinity, of your shallow dreams and vulgar lies. We shall seduce them in your schools, in your dormitories, in your gymnasiums, in your locker rooms, in your sports arenas, in your seminaries, in your youth groups, in your movie theater bathrooms, in your army bunkhouses, in your truck stops, in your all male clubs, in your houses of Congress, wherever men are with men together. Your sons shall become our minions and do our bidding. They will be recast in our image. They will come to crave and adore us.

Women, you cry for freedom. You say you are no longer satisfied with men; they make you unhappy. We, connoisseurs of the masculine face, the masculine physique, shall take your men from you then. We will amuse them; we will instruct them; we will embrace them when they weep. Women, you say you wish to live with each other instead of with men. Then go and be with each other. We shall give your men pleasures they have never known because we are foremost men too, and only one man knows how to truly please another man; only one man can understand the depth and feeling, the mind and body of another man.

All laws banning homosexual activity will be revoked. Instead, legislation shall be passed which engenders love between men.

All homosexuals must stand together as brothers; we must be united artistically, philosophically, socially, politically and financially. We will triumph only when we present a common face to the vicious heterosexual enemy.

If you dare to cry gay, fairy, queer, at us, we will stab you in your cowardly hearts and defile your dead, puny bodies.

We shall write poems of the love between men; we shall stage plays in which man openly caresses man; we shall make films about the love between heroic men which will replace the cheap, superficial, sentimental, insipid, juvenile, heterosexual infatuations presently dominating your cinema screens. We shall sculpt statues of beautiful young men, of bold athletes which will be placed in your parks, your squares, your plazas. The museums of the world will be filled only with paintings of graceful, naked lads.

Our writers and artists will make love between men fashionable and de rigueur, and we will succeed because we are adept at setting styles. We will eliminate heterosexual liaisons through usage of the devices of wit and ridicule, devices which we are skilled in employing.

We will unmask the powerful homosexuals who masquerade as heterosexuals. You will be shocked and frightened when you find that your presidents and their sons, your industrialists, your senators, your mayors, your generals, your athletes, your film stars, your television personalities, your civic leaders, your priests are not the safe, familiar, bourgeois, heterosexual figures you assumed them to be. We are everywhere; we have infiltrated your ranks. Be careful when you speak of homosexuals because we are always among you; we may be sitting across the desk from you; we may be sleeping in the same bed with you.

There will be no compromises. We are not middle-class weaklings. Highly intelligent, we are the natural aristocrats of the human race, and steely-minded aristocrats never settle for less. Those who oppose us will be exiled.

We shall raise vast private armies, as Mishima did, to defeat you. We shall conquer the world because warriors inspired by and banded together by homosexual love and honor are invincible as were the ancient Greek soldiers.

The family unit-spawning ground of lies, betrayals, mediocrity, hypocrisy and violence–will be abolished. The family unit, which only dampens imagination and curbs free will, must be eliminated. Perfect boys will be conceived and grown in the genetic laboratory. They will be bonded together in communal setting, under the control and instruction of homosexual savants.

All churches who condemn us will be closed. Our only gods are handsome young men. We adhere to a cult of beauty, moral and esthetic. All that is ugly and vulgar and banal will be annihilated. Since we are alienated from middle-class heterosexual conventions, we are free to live our lives according to the dictates of the pure imagination. For us too much is not enough.

The exquisite society to emerge will be governed by an elite comprised of gay poets. One of the major requirements for a position of power in the new society of homoeroticism will be indulgence in the Greek passion. Any man contaminated with heterosexual lust will be automatically barred from a position of influence. All males who insist on remaining stupidly heterosexual will be tried in homosexual courts of justice and will become invisible men.

We shall rewrite history, history filled and debased with your heterosexual lies and distortions. We shall portray the homosexuality of the great leaders and thinkers who have shaped the world. We will demonstrate that homosexuality and intelligence and imagination are inextricably linked, and that homosexuality is a requirement for true nobility, true beauty in a man.

We shall be victorious because we are fueled with the ferocious bitterness of the oppressed who have been forced to play seemingly bit parts in your dumb, heterosexual shows throughout the ages. We too are capable of firing guns and manning the barricades of the ultimate revolution.

Tremble, hetero swine, when we appear before you without our masks.

http://www.massresistance.org/docs/gen/09b/Redeeming_rainbow/chapters/Chapter-13.pdf
Politics / Re: Buhari Is Back – H.i Dansiraj (#thinknigeriafirst) by MossadAgent: 4:18pm On Aug 12, 2017
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DaySpringTV:
One thing that is common with every nation in the world is that they all have challenges; what however makes the difference is how they handle these challenges solving the problems, making things better. Nigeria is not left out, like every other country, “we the people of the federal republic of Nigeria” have our own challenges and by the grace of God we shall scale through it all. The return of our president is nothing but an answer to the long prayer in our hearts that he gets well, recover and govern this nation. A lot has transpired in the polity during the long absence of Mr. President, but the fact that we are still that united peace loving one and indivisible entity is just but an evidence of the unbeatable spirit of patriotic Nigerians.

[url]http://www.dayspringtv.net/buhari-back-h-dansiraj-thinknigeriafirst/[/url]
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Male Bovine Excrement at its purest
Crime / Re: Aderonke Apata: Gay Rights Activist Granted Asylum In Britain After 13 Years by MossadAgent: 3:54pm On Aug 12, 2017
They started the Tokunbo baby immigration scam so it isnt no suprise they will use the gay laws to full advantage!

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Politics / Re: Aregbosala To Clampdown On Indiscriminate Public Defecation by MossadAgent: 3:44pm On Aug 12, 2017
According to latest Climate findings, Osogbo and environs produces unusual levels of methane as detected by Niger Sat X.

The methane emissions observed and recorded by Nigeria's multipurpose space satellite is even higher than that recorded over the Niger Delta with all the gas flaring.

Professor Gbangboshe of the University of Ibadan attributed this anomaly to open shitting culture of Osunnnites stating further that ewedu diet produces lager amounts of greenhouse harming methane gas than any other known animal excrement.

So apart from destroying Aregbe's stream as a water source, Osunnites are also harming the global environment and accelerating global warming with their open air defecation culture!

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Politics / Re: Aregbosala To Clampdown On Indiscriminate Public Defecation by MossadAgent: 3:13pm On Aug 12, 2017


These guys were later caught but they refused to leave the canal stating they must finish first.

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Politics / Re: Aregbosala To Clampdown On Indiscriminate Public Defecation by MossadAgent: 3:09pm On Aug 12, 2017


This particular unfortunate open air shitter was caught by Aregberascal and was ordered to pack his sh1t into his pocket

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Politics / Re: Aregbosala To Clampdown On Indiscriminate Public Defecation by MossadAgent: 3:06pm On Aug 12, 2017
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Aregberascal orders a public shitter out of the canal

This stream ends up being recycled by Osun State Water Works which is located just 2 km down stream from the make do public toilet.

One can only sympathize with Odenni as he is an avid believer in drinking "fresh water" directly from the stream.

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Politics / Re: Aregbosala To Clampdown On Indiscriminate Public Defecation by MossadAgent: 3:03pm On Aug 12, 2017
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sh1t is about to hit the sh1t literally as aregberascal orders the demolition crew into action

No more open shitter for you ewedu induced jedijedi sufferers

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Politics / Re: Aregbosala To Clampdown On Indiscriminate Public Defecation by MossadAgent: 3:01pm On Aug 12, 2017
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Here we see Aregberascal considering demolishing the bridge which has been converted by Osunnites as a free air open public toilet

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Politics / Aregbosala To Clampdown On Indiscriminate Public Defecation by MossadAgent: 2:54pm On Aug 12, 2017
You know you have it bad when it takes govt action to stop your people from freely dumping their sh1t all over town



The Permanent Secretary, Osun Ministry of Local Government, Chieftaincy, Water Resources, Rural and Community Affairs, Mr Muftau Oluwadare, said this in Osogbo.

Oluwadare spoke at the debriefing meeting on review of Water Sanitation and Hygiene documents held at the ministry.

He said the state government is providing toilets along major high ways towards making the state open defecation free.

The permanent secretary called on stakeholders in the state to support the efforts of the government to realise this objective.

Mr Ademola Olanrewaju, the Project Coordinator of European Union Water Supply and Sanitation Sector Reform Programme, said that there must be concerted efforts to achieve the set objective.

Olanrewaju presented the resolutions of the retreat on the water policy, water law, water supply and hygiene monitoring, evaluation framework and open defecation free road map.

He explained that the European Union has supported the state to develop some key strategic development documents for the water and sanitation sector.

However, he noted that some of the documents are out of tune with the realities in the state and called for review.

http://www.informationng.com/2016/10/osun-government-to-stop-open-defecation.html

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Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Gov. Aregbesola Inspects Carnal Construction At Freedom Park Olaiya. by MossadAgent: 2:48pm On Aug 12, 2017
This is Osogbo central open public toilet!

Politics / Re: Charly Boy: Biafra Will Not Change Anything, It Will Only Increase Suffering by MossadAgent: 2:43pm On Aug 12, 2017
When an Igbo man becomes too Nigerian then you know there is a storm coming.

Zik was too Nigerian

Nzeagwu a Nigerian Patriot with deluded Marxist dreams

Ojukwu repented early from the Nigerian virus

Joe Igbokwe a useless Lagos Nigerian till death

Charly Papa a deluded Nigerian elder

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Politics / Re: "If Anything Happens To Osinbajo, Nigeria Will Break" – Ayo Adebanjo by MossadAgent: 2:26pm On Aug 12, 2017
Markfemi2:


Learn to summarise can't understand a single sentence of this jargon

Shoulda woulda coulda
But for the sake of One Nijeriya
we go sacrifice pastor Osinbanjo
AHH ogbamii ohh
We must remain coward slaves
than die brave souls


You b1tches can do nothing!

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Politics / Re: "If Anything Happens To Osinbajo, Nigeria Will Break" – Ayo Adebanjo by MossadAgent: 2:17pm On Aug 12, 2017
Markfemi2:

Im honestly confused ?!
Whats your point ?

The Shooked ones are at it again...

look son
they don start that fluke stuff
Cook books
Cooked good
Hooked hoods
crooked hoods
make afonjas shook good
Shoulda woulda coulda
Wanna push wood
In a bushed puss
I push push
Goosh Goosh
I shoosh shoosh
Any afonja hit it
Shoot it and its
Swoosh swoosh
niggaz make noise
beat flat chests
make threats
but they left
as soon as they shout help
AFONJA
WE CAN'T TAKE THIS
WON'T TAKE THIS

CALM DAH Bleep DOWN
This aint the time to jump upandan
Afonja!
Dem swear for una
who do this thing to una
chicken heart, frog face
better return to your place
face your race
or forever bend down and take it like the
boy slaves you are
Kappish!
Politics / Re: PDP Non-Elective Convention In Abuja (Photos, Updates) by MossadAgent: 1:50pm On Aug 12, 2017
daewoorazer:



God bless you still man

Your vote is your path to abstinence

It is your "fck you" to those politicians who intend to fck you!

Don't be an Idiot!

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Politics / Re: PDP Non-Elective Convention In Abuja (Photos, Updates) by MossadAgent: 1:41pm On Aug 12, 2017
daewoorazer:




God bless you bro

FYI, I ain't no politician, and I am against d 2 parties since they both produce weak and unintelligent candidates.

Next time, look before u take a leap

Peace

#zanga
It's too early to disown your broom .

But if you insist on lying to push your nonsense just as you do with your "we southsouth" nonsense....

Then you are an Idiot from Latin Idiotes meaning one who only confines himself to personal affairs and remains politically neutral.

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Crime / Re: Father Rapes And Brutalizes His 2-Year-Old Daughter In Kaduna State (Photos) by MossadAgent: 1:39pm On Aug 12, 2017
There is no age limit in Islam.

The guy was just being a true muslim

Fact!

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Politics / Re: PDP Non-Elective Convention In Abuja (Photos, Updates) by MossadAgent: 1:35pm On Aug 12, 2017
daewoorazer:
[s]Legal thieves brainstorming on how to better rip d masses apart[/s]

Its over for you broom waving wizards and witches


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Politics / Re: "If Anything Happens To Osinbajo, Nigeria Will Break" – Ayo Adebanjo by MossadAgent: 12:26pm On Aug 12, 2017
Alcatraz005:


And brother please do not alienate our Muslim brothers. We are one in yorubaland. We need to present a united front at this point in time. Not much premium is placed on religion in yorubaland and things should stay that way. I expevt you to contribute meaningfully in my thread slated for later in the day.

Your muslim brothers are the reason there can't be any southern alliance and thus you continued pandering on Gambari's ass
Crime / Re: Man Rapes 9-Year-Old Boy To Death In Kebbi by MossadAgent: 11:34am On Aug 12, 2017
Nutterners!

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Politics / Re: Breaking:Amaechi, ALL Ministers From The South-east Missing From Osibanjo's List by MossadAgent: 11:11am On Aug 12, 2017
rubbish lies

This is an attempt by the useless Ibadan expressway touts to attach a pair of balls to their manlet
Politics / Re: Biafra: Asari Dokubo Mocks Charly Boy, Calls Him "Mumu" After He Was Tear-Gassed by MossadAgent: 10:30am On Aug 12, 2017
God no make mistake when He MAKE ME IJAW MAN!

EPIC QUOTE!

All those Lagos based ND idiots like Afamafam and that tout Tonyebarcanista shey una don here ?

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Politics / Re: Parasitism Is The New Northern Political Ideologue by MossadAgent: 10:22am On Aug 12, 2017
We will declare independence for the north whether they like it or not!
Politics / Re: Nigeria Set To Benefit From Deep Sea Mining – Dr. Dakuku by MossadAgent: 10:12am On Aug 12, 2017
You want to open another egunje for Ab0kis to still remain attached like the parasitic worms that they are abi?

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Politics / Re: "If Anything Happens To Osinbajo, Nigeria Will Break" – Ayo Adebanjo by MossadAgent: 10:09am On Aug 12, 2017
Shut up!

Dem kill MKO una no do jack sh1t

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Politics / Which Of The Shekaus Are They Hunting For? by MossadAgent: 9:52am On Aug 12, 2017
A: Spoilt brat

B: The Pretender

C: The Heavy Gun freak
Politics / What Is The Point Hunting For Shekau? by MossadAgent: 9:44am On Aug 12, 2017
The new distraction being loaded by the shaitans in the APC away from the death of their messiah who they claim is in a london fattening room is to arrange a fake arrest of the notorious head of a faction of Boko Haram in the form of one Shekau.

This is how they hurriedly arranged some ab0ki yarinyas to pass as a batch of released Chibok girls to mark the anniversary of Chanji!

I will be discussing later on the fictitious role player mode known as Shekau later on in this thread and on how BH and their handlers have been recycling look-a-likes to replace the original Shekau which then makes the person as Shekau as nothing but a myth.

However, what this thread is all about is to discuss what benefit exactly will a Shekau arrest be in the war against terror.

Let's not forget that the Shekau branch of BH has since been ostracized from the internationally ISIS linked BH headed by the son of Mohammed Yusuf (the original founder of Boko Haram) and the military clampdown so far appears only to be targeting the Shekua faction.

What is important to consider is the disturbing policy of the Nigerian govt refusing to prosecute recently captured BH elements but rather sending them to so-called rehabilitation camps and the antecedence of no single BH prisoner in custody being convicted for terrorism and the Govt's willingless to trade off these same BH prisoners in exchange for some phantom chibok girls and raw hard cash.

So what happens to the poor bastard who will soon be paraded by the satanic APC govt for purely political gain as the real shekau?

Will he be granted amnesty or exchanged for some more unending stream of phantom chibok girls?

THINK!
Politics / Re: How Can You Be A Zombie And Claim To Be A Nationalist? by MossadAgent: 11:20pm On Dec 27, 2016
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The ending of your epistle of trash has shown me the kind of mind set you have! That of a _moron!

Fresh from sambisa Mr audu?

Get your dirty stinking lice infested raggedy boko self into the 21st century or die like commanded by oko ashewoe oshiomole

Kapish?
Politics / Re: How Can You Be A Zombie And Claim To Be A Nationalist? by MossadAgent: 11:11pm On Dec 27, 2016
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The ending of your epistle of trash has shown me the kind of mind set you have! That of a _moron!

Boko idiota

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