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This are the things I can't do without @ dis present stage of my life...
1. Food
2. My Books
3. My Phone with reasonable amount of data..

imporexpert...Pls am highly interested, ow do I partake in dis...

[quote author=MRBrownJ post=38284913]the simple answer to this question IS:
- (if she is a new gf): i dont think it is relevant in our r/ship for me to tell you how much i earn, but if you truly believe that it is, then tell me exactly HOW/WHY?!

- (if she is a long term gf): i dont think it is RIGHT (or i dont feel comfortable) telling you, at this point in time, how much i earn. i think this will bring confusion into our beautiful picture here. have i done something wrong?! so long as i DO and ACT right in our r/ship, then why should this be an issue?!
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Hmmmmmm, men with insecurity problem.....Wats wrong with just telling her...it gud u let her knw ur financial status so she doesn't make unreasonable demand...Imagine a man who earn an average salary, pays his galfrnd's bill all d tym nd gives her money at d detriment of wellbeing even wen she didn't demand 4 it. Don't u tink such actions will give d gal a wrong notion of wat he earns nd might even make her demand 4 sth he cannot afford. nd wen d man try 2 explain tins 2 her she might not believe him thereby making her see him as a stingy person...

Ezenwammadu:
Yorobbers plying their god given trade in their waste lands

It seems u've forgotten Clifford...is he not igbo? Igbo are worst, are there nt places in igboland where they eat human being? am nt yoruba bt I hate wen pple whose hands are nt clean condemn others..

Please oooo not all Calabar gals eat Dog oooo, Mbok Nsido!!!!

mikeywise:
But you insulted yourself when you brought that rubbish here.

Why wnt. I bring my opinion here Does Nairaland look like your father's house...

politricks:
No problem
Say no to violence
Say no to fake transformation
Say no to fake fresh hair
Say yes to GMB

Say yes to Jonathan
Say yes to Continuity
Until u can spell Fresh Air...

Nokialumia720:
obviously the guy have never been to unizik. Our girls are very hot and sexy especially those that stays in tempsite.

I have so many of dem as frnds...they are damn so ordinary for my liking..

ronald4lif:
You haven't been to Unizik, have you

Abegi, all those Unizik girls dat cannot speak proper English Unilag gals rock...

Too much viewers few comment. Hmmmmm na wao..lol

Derriere

demelza:
Sleep this hot afternoon?
You come here to post the brainwork of another person not minding the fact that it makes you look stoopid.
Sheep

ofcos, u nid sleep cos as it is it obvious ur brain is malfunctioning since u cant communicate properly without insulting...

demelza:
Op you are a foo.l of gargantuan proportions.
Your satanic plans to divide us wont work this time.
Dundee.

Go and sleep, i didn't post this for children to comment...#sounding more like a child#

Brethren,
This is a desperate and urgent call from the throne of Grace that the brethren in Christ are about to make the greatest error of their lives by selling off their kingly heritage for a mess of pottage called "change". Change into what? Change into what happened to Egypt , Sudan, Lybia, Algeria and Turkey which were once flourishing Christian countries but because the brethren there also sold their souls on the premise of "it does not matter" they became the last set of Christians in those countries! Remember Turkey! It was the beautiful Christian country called Constantinople! Today it is history! The foundation of the planned islamisation of Nigeria was taken in 1989 in Abuja by OIC. Since then they have not looked back! Our Government gave them a contribution of 21 billion dollars then! Wonder then where the funding of boko Haram is coming from? They have painfully now infiltrated one of the biggest denominations in Nigeria and offered one of their best Pastors -a Professor,a Vice presidential Slot! Now a larger community of that denomination now promotes this "change"! They did it in Constantinople ! Remember brethren, that the biggest denomination of Christians in the North - the EYN has been wiped off! All their churches burnt. You may say that it is the North it can't get here! They said the same thing in Sudan, Libya, Algeria and Constantinople! How come the brethren have become so dulled in the Spirit that they no longer are sensitive?
We may be the last Christians in Nigeria if this grave error the brethren is about to commit is not averted! Our Lord Jesus is greatly miffed by our irresponsibility as His Followers! How come we no longer hear Him! The Great shepherd of the Sheep! How come that Christians have forgotten that this country was made ungovernable by these same people and Christians are holding the wrong person responsible? How come? The signs of the eventual Islamization of Nigeria are awash in the 1999 constitution where Islam, Sharia are mentioned more than 100 times.! Not a single mention of Christ or Christianity! You say it does not matter. Now, mark it you cannot amend the constitution without a bitter progrom!
Brethren, the night is here! We must contend for the faith and our heritage which was handed once and for all to us by our maker!
Don't relent, sound this trumpet by forwarding same to all your contacts! We will not be the last Christians in Nigeria! Amen.

1.Man wey naked no dey put hand for pocket
loose translation:Youcan't do somethings if there are no certain conditions.
2.Chicken wey run way from borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup
loose translation:YouCan't Run Away From Your Destiny
3.Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap. loose translation:Keep calm! Nothing last forever
4.Cow wey dey in a hurry to go America go come back as corn beef
loose translation:Just be patient. Let the game come to you. Don't rush!
5.Akara and moin moin get the same parent na wetin dey pass tru make dem diffrent
loose translation:Howyou start doesn't matter,what matters is how you finish.
6.Wetin concern agbero with twitter handle,or malu/ cow with face cap?
loose translation:Mind your business.
7.If life dey show you pepper,my guy make pepper soup from am loose translation:Make something good out of a bad experience
8.I get am before Nor be property
loose translation: stop living in the past and start living in the present.
9.If person too tey for party e go follow dem wash plate
loose translation: Dn't outstay your welcome
10.Rolling stone,ofcourse na person push am now!
loose translation:There is always a reason for
something
11.Craze no hard to form,na the trekking be wahala loose translation:Easier said than done
12.No matter how hot your tempa be,e no fit boil beans.
loose translation:Calm down,your temper won't solve the problem
13.Every mallam with em own kettle,every aboki with em own radio. loose translation:Every man for himself
14.You no need cutlery to chop slap
loose translation:Youdon't need my translation to understand this,lol
15.Okpolo eye no be open eye loose translation: Having Big eyes doesn't make you civilised,lol
16.Leave matter for Mathias and Sabi for Sabinus....loose translation:Give everyone what they deserve.
17.Bring suya, bring suya,.......na cow body dey suffer am. loose translation:Every action has a consequence
18.E go better na e go better,na im make ibo man still dey Kano loose translation:When there is hope,there is Life

BuhBye:
Assuming the criminal is a guy.
Use a female moniker, change your dp into something sexy. The thief/current owner will definitely fall for it. Get him to disclose his address and BAM! you get your phone back.

thanks maybe i should give the thief so time maybe like 3 months so they don't suspect.....

how many of you can remember this...?

bjhaid:
you can only track it by d pin

yes, but wat if the person refuse 2 accept from a request from an unknown person...?

hi peeps pls am in deer need of help... i just got a brand new blackberry Q10 on the 26th of Dec and it was stolen on the 5th of Jan 2015, Please is there a way i can track the thief nd get my phone back, does anybody have an idea of what i can do to get the phone back...Please help...!!!!!

My friends gave it 2 me in sch wen i was in yr 1 because guys where alwaz after me. so i jst decided 2 use it here...

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Maybe the lady has been laced with 'MAGUN'..

sakaguchi: Stale, old and refurbished...

Old, staled and recycled

dis Akpabio is a very nice man... #500k each, jst lyk dat ?? I tink i nid to get to meet dat man..

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Front page please..

Prayer moves the hand that moves the world..

Cheii u nid Jesus!! Pls go for deliverance asap before u commit murder..