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Imagine one guy whats to sell his iPhone 7.

I asked him how much?
And he said 120k.

Phone that looks dirty with some cracks around the edges.

I asked him why its so expensive even in this condition and l he could say is "its an iPhone"

Just imagine.

I have been having some strange synptoms

But I no test again Nigerian Doctors no get joy

Girls life revolves around oloshoism

Jewessgratitudd:
Huh?
Naahh...#celibate.

why na??

a beauty like you.
PM me lets un-celibate together

Jewessgratitudd:
Yeah.. So After 8 days of being indoors, I summoned courage to step out to the nearest super mart to get a few toiletries. But that was after I took my time to matt down my nappy hair. Hope i tried. Then I tamed my eges that is always making me look bushy on the forehead he he... Do I headed to the mart.

Im out of stock of toiletries and since the fg has declared another two weeks of strict lockdown, I don't want to be stranded.

So that's me at the mart.
The other pics is what the road looks like. Skeletal movement, so it was cool.

At the mart, people were trying to crowd the place, I had to call the securitys attention to which he held the door against them. Phew! Felt like disappearing.

So I quickly got my stuff and left in a hurry.

Ready for the lockdown. hopefully.

I hope u did not forget to collect quarantine 4uck

Somebody cannot scroll through FB or Instagram for 5mins without seeing a shameless Olosho shaking ass and boobs.
I know this use to happen b4 but the rate has really spiked.


Has any of you guysnoticed this

Jgoldie:
Day 4

Sit at home

baby u so hot.
Do you have a bf

We shall all overcome the trying period together.


Meanwhile

These ones no get problems

Me am thinking of taking the test soon.

Is the CCAT exam hard

How many years have you used the laptop.

I can pay 180k if its in perfect condition

I had the virus or developed most of the symptoms recently.

Most young people that have it will just pass it off as normal malaria.

Na when elderly person get am na there wahala dey

Uyi168:
...
Even papa that used to drink tea with baba God dey fear Corona virus...

when did he say that he use to drink tea with God

May her gentle soul rest in perfect peace.

Amen

How will toolz call people like this her fans.

Silly decision.

Man utd will later dump him like a piece of rag

Animation and motion graphics skills

Official News reaching us is that the 2019/2020 has been cancelled and declared void.

Meaning there will be no relegation or champion in the light of the Coronavirus pandemic. Which have sent the world to shock

In an emergency meeting held by the premier League on Friday it was decided this is the most logical decision in the context of the current situation.

This will come as a shocking and sad news to most fans of Liverpool football club who have been hoping to be crowned champions after a long wait of 30 years. A fresh start date to the premier League will be announced in due time.

It is expected all other leagues in Europe will take the same decision in the coming days.

MorataFC:
you meant bet company?

no gamblers like you

Sorry sport bettors

Your extinction has finally come

9jabet addicts

H

All you guys that bet your extinction is near.

Be thinking of better things to do with your life.

Go and get a life bro

This small injury we dey flex when we dey olay monkey post you dey call brutal

I sacked from a secondary school I was working because I was bangging one ss2 student.

God forgive me but the girl was the one tempting me badly

This shameless olosho don see small opportunity to dey from celeb

Nairaland mods when they see fake news