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greatness22:
This is what happens when you forget to chew the bitter kola the native doc gave u.








**opens a bottle of Limca**

Is Limca still alive...now am thirsty

Lol... is Baba listening to music?

Not funny. GOD is their strength

What award?

For showing Boobs or _ ?

Please what does she do?

They are warming up

Thryphosa:
The man can ride motorcycle with ease, he's such a creative being. A good artwork of Fayose's image earned this man his first motorcycle from the governor back then.

Ok oo

Fayose gave a crippled person okada? Wonders they say....

Hen...Oshiooo, was Lara sitting opposite you with laps wide open? ?

Guys what did the commissioners do, I didn't read the post

People should leave lagos, what are you doing there? You go to work and can't get home till 6hrs.

Heartless

Guess Baba Iyabo is dancing in the last picture, no wonder he refused to age. He just makes himself happy all the time!
Baba no go die, unless to ba darugbo

Suspecting Patience might be 1st female presido of Nigeria o, so she is still following campaigns?

People judging based on one side of story.

Y, it is their private plate they are using? Of what business of the judge is it?

KINGSAMURAI:
@OP URE 1000% correct. "its ladyF husband again.

Lady f waiting for you at the door..be careful

Did she sleep with someone's husband legally?

Why post the pic if we can't see her name? What if we want to add her?

Eeeeeeyah, Kenya men with tiny waist. ...that's how to judge what a guys snake size is.... trust me! Or proof me wrong nairaland guys?

Liar

Why? And at this age?

They just wants to collect money from the them...

martyns303:
Let me start by giving you guys a brief description of where I stay as it is a vital cue to this story. 


I live in a compound with other flats, where the shortest conversation between neighbours is "good morning" and the longest is "please come and move your car, I want to go out". It is the kind of compound where you go to bed with your generator on, only for you to wake up in the morning to find out that there had been light all through the night, and your neighbours had turned off their Gen without telling you. Don't tell me about the pains of child birth, there is nothing more painful than looking at your fuel gauge like "my precious". By now you guys get the message, in pidgin "nobody send you". 


Now back to me, I had just concluded a professional course and was just sitting at home waiting for something to come up, that is just a fancy way of saying am jobless. But I am not searching for one, so all you NL scammers gats stay off. Without anything to do, I sit at home watching movies, and just lazing around. "My grandma just died and I am the man of the house", actually my grandma died a long time ago, I only just got my own place now. With me staying at home while everyone else in the compound goes to work or a few people that don't, I see everything that goes on, making me the all seeing eye (nope I am not affiliated to the illuminati).


A couple of months ago a young couple moved into the compound, the girl looks 25 max while the guy looks 28, they seem happy and in love, but at least once every month I will hear the girl crying profusely, I would hear her crying and lamenting, saying things like Jesus ooo, God oooo, ehhhhhhh, God please help me, I can't take this anymore, ewoo, etc then I would hear her snapping her fingers. I am probably the most soft hearted male, cos I would be feeling really sad, I don't know what a soul is, but I feel really depressed and saddened in my soul each time. If you have watched titanic, the part where Jack placed Rose on the floating stuff, you can't control the tears rolling down ur cheeks or standing in your eyes, and that's how I feel hearing this girl cry like that. Sometimes her sister would come and this has been going on for months. 


Two days ago, I heard the wife crying again, and since my compound is where no one cares, nobody has ever bothered to go in and ask what's happening, but I have had enough and was ready to confront the guy, i am going to give him a piece of my mind and Damn the consequences, so on this day I walked into their flat, the parlour door was open so I just walked in, on getting in, I found the girl in pants and bra, with wrapper half way her stomach, the guy is sitting by her side with a side stool, on the floor are packs of medication, bottled water, what looks like custard and other stuffs. When I walked in that wasn't the sight I was expecting, I had hoped to see the guy beating the living day light out of his fiancee, and me yelling at him to stop. I may have been frozen for like 15 secs while I absorb what's going on. I managed to say a weak sorry, turned around and walked out. The guy followed me immediately and asked what I wanted, I explained to him how I had heard his fiancee crying and wanted to make sure she is ok. "She is fine, thanks for your concern" then walked away, I know he is pissed at me walking into their apartment like that, and even the worst, seeing his woman like that. Damn what was I thinking sef! 


When I got back to my flat, the movie felt sour, couldn't concentrate on anything, all I could think of is how I am going to compose my words and apologize to the guy and his fiancee. This morning I saw him washing his car, so I walked up to him and started reciting my memorized apology. Planning is the key people, cos with the way I said what I said it hit him cold. The guy started explaining what's going on to me without me even asking. Apparently that's how the fiancee gets into pains whenever it's that time of the month for her, he said the pains could be excruciating for her. He said it's a part of her he's only getting to know as they only moved in together a few months ago, he has advice her going to see a doctor but she rebuffed the idea saying it is a normal thing. He explains how he goes through sleepless nights, boiling water and putting it in a plastic bowl with cover so she can place it on the stomach, buying pain relieves, he mentioned quite a bit of pain relieves, but that they seem to do little. He felt bad cos he is now of the idea that the rest of the neighbors may also have the perception of him being an abusive guy without knowing what's going on, told me he had to take days off from work sometimes to stay with her and when he can't, her sister comes around. 


In my attempt to be nice, I had promised to find a solution to his problem. Don't blame me, at that moment I just want to be nice and get myself out of the mess I got in and appear a good friend. 


So please, if there is anyone out here who knows why this guy's fiancee is going through so much pains, and if it's normal, are there home remedies, herbs or medical prescriptions that could help her situation, please help a brother out. Dankie!!!


CC: lalasticlala u've got controls.
Ishilove please steer the wheels, front page is the destination.

Looks like endometriosis, if she can get this Chinese tea....'gui zi fu ling wan,' it's still the only cure for this monster....

Kaycole:
Plz i need a thanksgiving song(orin ope)

Hey, do u want to share some now?

OmogeVonni:
Well tbh, title itself is self-explanatory… but for those of you that don't get it (its not your fault LOL), I need a list and the lyrics to thanksgiving songs sung during thanksgiving in CCC on a normal sunday service.
I'm fairly new to cele but its been around 6 years.
If anyone has any songs and could help me out, I'd be very happy as its important.
Thank you.

Now that you have been in CCC for a while or you left? Post thanksgiving songs here

Issokay, where were they all going

I will just save the thread to k n o what soup to make next

erico2k2:
we have all this in London

Yes now. Don't mind them

FriedPlantain:
Igbo language - A1?
Bros no vex oo, but is there any chance that your dad is a herbalist?

See my WAEC result five years ago as well

Hell no

Eeeeeeyah

Yes of course... Jide is dead try your other boy friends

Looks like a converted man(whatever they are called)