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"Brighter Grammer" i remember that book especially the story when a man went 2 d chemist shop 2 buy drug 4 his son who had hippus

*sighs*

Sesan Tianu u re hereby sentenced 2 100 yrs in prison with hard labour first u wil be castrated... that is my verdict.

cute

Cute girl, hapi birthday

. What do you wear when you go to bed? OR What are you wearing? The full amour of God.. #stupid questions

Gud 4 them, i pray their luv last, but at 100lvl their priority should be their studies.

Congrat Dr sid

phabuloz:
Not bad for him,but wait o, what happen to his former wife?

she is dead

"The evil that men do....." RIP 2 de dead

kekakuz:
you don't have to link Yoruba to it. yesterday in my office,an Igbo girl knelt down to collect money from ATM I swears

LMAO

Edusouls:
mourin una women really mysterious, really now i believe that if money grow on the trees and jungles,una go even leave humans go happily marry and live and born for baboons and chimpazees..chai na so una life begin and end in extreme foolishness..haba.

I dont engage in e-fight, but i have 2 reply u what make u think she married him because of money? even if she did y re u so pained? what do u want me 2 wish them? an unhappy life? u re talkin like u re going 2 stop ur sis 4rm marrying a rich man if she ever get 2 bring one home. ok i think i knw y u re so pained, u re a boy n no rich man wil cum ask 4 ur hand in marriage n @ dis point u wish u were a girl... eya sori i feel ur pain.. U beta use ur time well, instead of cumin here 2 write rubbish, work hard n make enough money 4 ur future wife...

Wishin dem a wonderful marriage life.

Creative

PAGAN9JA:
human meat.

Nairalanders beware of this person.

R.I.P 2 the dead, i hope d pastor and his daughter pay 4 dis

RickRichards:
Why is she looking like Lucozade?
I didn't even smile when Beyonce asked me to marry her right on stage at Coachella.

u wish

Djicemob:
Which of this body organ never rest? Or which do you think is the busiest and most hardworking?

A.The brain
B.The Eyes
C.The Nose
D.The Ears
E.The Heart
F.The Mouth

Pls choose and state your reasons

Cc:Obinoscopy lalasticlala

The Brain

Unibenstudent:
Ladies this question is to u..
I wonder how can. A guy just be doing the calling always and ladies never bother to reciprocate the calling unleSs when they are accused of been stingy in calling,what do ladies actually do with recharge cards??

we call our parent n siblings with it, or do u want me 2 ask ifa

Lifebender:
Thank you Unibenstudent
This is the question of the century;Whom do our baes call with the airtym we sent them.
I remember Ngozi just now.That bae magamugudized mii like hell.
She sucked mii like a br3ast feeding moma
Made mii a debtor like Uncle Sam(US)
Decreased ma worth like Dangote.
Depreciate my value like Naira,
Turned mii to GTB/FCMB ATM machine.
I cant count the numbers of card i sent her.Yeah i mean voucher.Each and evrytime i only get a flash as a confirmation she has seen it.I'll even use the remaining airtym meant to call ma mum to call her.
The jazz blew on her when i went thru her call records one day and i saw one man she used all airtym i sent her to call.One ALHAJI she claimed ti's her uncle.
That bae ehn,God polish her wherever she went,

Eya sowie, dats what u experience when u date gold diggers

MKO4ever:
Toni Payne is a drunkard, I know him very well

"him"

afolag:
the kind ladies want.

guys blamin ladies 4 all d lies they tel since 1900