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Fashion / Re: Woman Gets 16-Inch Waist By Sleeping In A Corset For 3 Years by mourinhob: 12:46am On Jun 12, 2013
She be like cartoon.
Food / Re: Bakers Sitting On Ready To Eat Breads (Pictures) by mourinhob: 9:58pm On Jun 10, 2013
Just patronize any utc product like valu bread to be safe from this eyesore
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh's VIP Birthday In London (Pictures) by mourinhob: 7:52pm On Jun 08, 2013
Whatever whitening cream she is using. She should pls stop. Her colour is becoming scaring.
Politics / Re: Jonathan’s Approval Needed To Demolish Amigo Supermarket by mourinhob: 7:42pm On Jun 08, 2013
Good move. They shud demolish and confiscate d land. Shikenah
Politics / Re: Soldiers Flood Anambra Over Massob's Sit-at-home Order by mourinhob: 11:07am On Jun 07, 2013
This biafra tin is becoming childish. Why sit at home when you only end up hurting urself. They shud come up wth beta ideas. E etua ka ndi ugwu si e demand nke ha.
Fashion / Re: Firm Launches Lacy Lingerie For Men by mourinhob: 4:31pm On Jun 05, 2013
Nkea wu uwa mmebi. Laughing in hebrew
Education / Re: Babcock’s Best Graduating Student Has Never Kissed A Man by mourinhob: 10:33pm On Jun 04, 2013
Not everyone is doing it. Dats d moral of the story

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich Vs Barcelona: UCL (4 - 0) On 23rd Of April 2013 by mourinhob: 9:54pm On Apr 23, 2013
Wat shall it profit a man to gain all d possessions wit no shot on target. I dey suspect aka guardiola for dis audi cup semis.
Religion / Re: Confessing Your Sins To A Priest. by mourinhob: 2:11pm On Oct 28, 2012
these penterascals are so envious of the one true church. oopppss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United 2 - 3 On 28th October 2012 by mourinhob: 2:06pm On Oct 28, 2012
i am a chelsea fan but i am highly scared of these red demons. they give me nightmares. i hope mikel and ramires do a beta job on roo and rvp

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Is Watching Matches At Viewing Centres Fun Filled? by mourinhob: 2:45pm On Apr 16, 2012
guyz trust me there is no fun real in naija compared to watching futball at d viewing center. The 'big boys' don realise what they dey miss come establish heineken planet for v island for champions league. Naija is worthless without viewing center. Didnt u hear of a fmr senator dat got missing and was leta found in a v center watching man u match. For d names.....
Messi- mmuo or lord have mersy or messiless or anu ana agba egbe
alumunia(fmr arsenal keeper) - aluminium or messi wifey
c ronaldo- ololo or okada
van persie- van pepper
asharvin(afta he 4 goals against liverpool, d guy don wash) - assasin
ramires- from kenya with love
terry- oku ashawo
torres- money miss road
andy carrol- aunty caro
gerrard- general
lampard- (before) pampass (now) pampard.
Gervinho and sagna- ojuju
'rob'ben + rib'bery'(left and right wingers for bayern munich) - robbery
sneider - sniper.
Barcelona- uefalona
manu- pdp
arsenal- child abuse fc
chelsea- chekpei
guyz sori for the long thesis
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Is Watching Matches At Viewing Centres Fun Filled? by mourinhob: 2:41pm On Apr 16, 2012
guyz trust me there is no fun real in naija compared to watching futball at d viewing center. The 'big boys' don realise what they dey miss come establish heineken planet for v island for champions league. Naija is worthless without viewing center. Didnt u hear of a fmr senator dat got missing and was leta found in a v center watching man u match. For d names.....
Messi- mmuo or lord have mersy or messiless or anu ana agba egbe
alumunia(fmr arsenal keeper) - aluminium or messi wifey
c ronaldo- ololo or okada
van persie- van pepper
asharvin(afta he 4 goals against liverpool, d guy don wash) - assasin
ramires- from kenya with love
terry- oku ashawo
torres- money miss road
andy carrol- aunty caro
gerrard- general
lampard- (before) pampass (now) pampard.
Gervinho and sagna- ojuju
'rob'ben + rib'bery'(left and right wingers for bayern munich) - robbery
sneider - sniper.
Barcelona- uefalona
manu- pdp
arsenal- child abuse fc
chelsea- chekpei
guyz sori for the long thesis
Business / Re: At What Age Should One Be A Millionaire? by mourinhob: 6:39pm On Mar 18, 2012
millionaire is a thing of d mind

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