₦airaland Forum

Dr. Wise:
Who is Salomon Kalou? A comedian?

And you call yourself Dr. Wise..I swear you are far from bn Wise. Sowi to say

Point of ejaculation

Ok

GMH - Give Me Head!
NBST - No Be Small Thing
SOS - Still on Still
GD - God Dey!
NG - Na God!
HTAPOG - How e Take Affect Price of G*rri

dridowu: JOGS FAMILY Mr Akindele AKA EASY because anytme he solve maths question he will rit below d answer EASY

Characha Easy! Up JOGS!

o'boy:
i think judas iscariot is from Okene in ogun state

Okene-Kogi State. Ikenne-Ogun State

Afam4eva: Did anyone die?

No! You know say na spirit dey control the helicopter

mascot87: I had a similar issue while I was in school,I was so into what I was reading when suddenly,the librarian asked me to leave the library. I objected initially but when I noticed that trouble is about to erupt,i have to leave the library. I can't blame the guy because sometimes when you are reading and it interests you soo much, you wouldn't want any iota of disturbance. I wish him best of luck in his exams

Cool Story!

kungfu.panda:
I hope they paid her real mother enough money to make her forget Ivy's birthday. Jay and Bey are full of it, Ivy is not Beyonce's daughter period

Una don start again! Na back of television you dey watch?

Some peeps and their level of reasoning sef. Shey person go get money and e no go fit spent ontop hin pikin again? How many of una don donate give charity before .. B*tch pls!!!

How long was d car used for? My offer is 1.8 before I call sir

Respected for the accuracy of his predictions, Prophet Marcus Tibetan who is widely referred to as the Nostradamus of our time predicts that ten Ministers in the cabinet of President Goodluck Jonathan would be dropped this year for being ineffective and incompetent.

According to the prophet, President Goodluck Jonathan, should pray against losing loved ones in this year 2013.

These are some of the predictions of Prophet Marcus Tibetan, the Parish Head of Celestial Church of Christ, Elisha Parish, for the year 2013.
The President should pray very hard against a situation that would arise and make him spend at least seven years in jail after his tenure as President of Nigeria.

‘Four members of the House of Representatives will die this year and there will be two major air disasters in the months of May and June 2013 !’

He further predicts that the Senate President, David Mark, should begin to wind up and prepare for his exit from politics as disgrace is imminent.

The Vice President, Namadi Sambo, should forget any ambition of being the Vice President of Nigeria again after this first term. Bamanga Tukur may be the last PDP Chairman as the party would suffer a lot of crises and setbacks in 2013.

Former President Olusegun Obasanjo needs to do more for the Yoruba race in particular and Nigeria in general. He should perform the assignment of putting the Yoruba race in the forefront with zeal as this could be his last assignment.

Prophet Marcus Tibetan’s earth shaking predictions for the year 2013 are presently being compiled into a book which will be in circulation within the first quarter of the year. The Prophet who is loved and respected in his native town of Ode-Aye has visited more than eighty countries.

His mastery of the Bible can be seen in his in exhaustive quotations from the Holy book.

The man of God is able to cure chronic diseases and ailments such as sickle cell anaemia and diabetes, amongst others.

Source: http://www.nigerianeye.com/2013/01/president-jonathan-will-spend-7-years.html?m=1

Baby I am your Torress and you're my post.. All I do is miss you!

See as he resemble Woody for Toy story

Winneygirl: Whether He is making an innocent enquiry or he's making moves on me, any guy that starts with..
"My darling", "My Dear", "Princess", "Angel" blah, blah, blah....
He will wish He never approached me!!!!!!!!
I hate shallow, scripted, 'plastic' guys.
Be real 4 once in Ur life!!!!!!

Call her agbalumo.. That will do the Magic abi which name you wan make dem call you again..You fine pass as u dey ni?

As long as d pick up line involves Money - My broda u no get problem #You are good to go#

Let's do 1.8 sir.. M a serious buyer

1.8 Cash on Monday.. Serious buyer

1.8 cash! Serious buyer here

Where una put Davido?... Shebi hin sef be omo bab olowo

I'm ready to pay you 1.8 mil cash tomorrow sir

Bro i am ready to pay you 1.8mil cash tomorrow

Offering 1.8... Cash today if u r ready sir.

Jydebaba don suffer for Nairaland this morning.. I hope first to comment peeps will learn from you

Where's the car located sir?

I'm interested... Pls drop your number

No number to call