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The inventor needs a peep into Nairaland before the final design. This is where All the criticism and pessimism starts and ends

What about a caption that goes thus; Aboniki balm doesn't have a brain, know where to apply it.

XhosaNostra:
So many things. It's like I'm a magnet for weirdos.

One time I saw a car parked outside where I live, there was a man inside. I thought it was someone looking for directions, so I didn't hesitate when he called me over. Dude was sitting with his pants down, stroking an erection. He pleaded I do things to him. It was weird. Days later while telling the story to a neighbour I found out he is a well-known flasher & exhibitionist around my neighborhood.

The 2nd time was a neighbour. The guy lived alone. If I was home, he'd invite himself in just to talk. I didn't think much of it. I thought he was just lonely. The day before the incident, we were both outside, talking. He showed me pictures of his family etc & that's when I got the sense that he was looking for more than just a friendship. So anyway, early the next morning he knocked on my door & I told him I was busy (having a bath). About 30 minutes later, he came back again & I just moved the curtain out of the way to talk to him. He was dressed in a robe. He parted the robe to expose his penis, then he pressed it against my window. I was shocked. Days later I noticed a greasy smudge in the place where he'd rubbed his penis against. Thank God he moved out a month later but he is not staying very far because I still see him around every now & then.

I don't understand why people do things like that. It's crazy.

How did you escape? You couldn't just have shooed them away since they are not chickens...

Some of my friends on Facebook believe that the 1914 event was a big mistake, that Nigeria is simply on a natural course to correct the aforementioned mistake and I cannot agree more. The only good thing that will happen to the future of Nigeria is that it would be a reference mistake to avoid when rebuilding a new nation. As it stands, motherland is a laughing stock, a ticking time bomb. Everybody should just keep bracing up for the inevitable.

ifenes:
Under no circumstances should you use the word “ Prayer” whichever way you see or use it, prayer is a sign of weakness and helplessness, allowing yourself to become a “PREY”. A prey to to negative predators( on soul levels)who might use you as a vessle if you allow it. It’s more like turning yourself into a “ sucker” in your neighbourhood and therefore becoming a prey to predators who will take advantage of you.

Firstly you must know what and whom exactly you are praying. Prayer is like a contract, terms and conditions . Anything El, Elohim, Allah are Energy frequency imposed on you and must you must run away from. I’m talking about Esoteric Energies. These are Energy feilds people on this planet are contracted to. You follow their terms and conditions and become a prey to them, letting them do to you whatever they wish. They feed from your thoughts, emotions and Energy fields. Imagine the amount of Energy fed to the Energy beings called Allah and Yahweh. These are parasite entities that feed of your energies from the shadow.

Let’s look at the 10 commandments for example. A follower of Yahweh is meant to follow these laws and once this fellow breaks any of these laws he automatically feels remorse, you give your power to that energy to manipulate you which ever way it feels. You become a Prey.

Everything that happens to us first happens on Enegy levels. I’m sure lots of people ain’t aware of that. Let’s say you are praying for £20, the spirit you are praying to doesn’t actually know what £20 is but since you are in that energy vibration of needing £20, it will make you to always need £20. You have become a prey in that sense.

The Gods of religion are Enegy vibration ignorant humans have been being subjected to. They will always give you the Enegy vibration which you are while praying, hence it’s really dangerous to prey or beg. Otherwise they gonna make you more realities of being a beggar.

Understand that you are Gods. Rather than prey, make AFFIRMATIONS. MAKE THE ENERGY WORK FOR YOU! Stop bowing to gods/ spirits you do not know. You are like a radio that has the ability to pick up radio station based on the frequency you tune to. Worshiping, praising, Prey-ing is selling your soul to someone else. Be wise !

I do not agree with your notion, not because of the way you have attempted to maul, debase and deny the superiority of the divine and existence of an Almighty; a stance which ordinarily is reason enough to discredit your assertions, nor your charge for us all ( the consumers of your perhaps, humanist locutions) to be expedient from the majority of humanity who bow to a fixed rule and reign. I am not antagonistic to these views not because they are cool with me and my line of belief but because I as a person have agreed to agree with other people's choice of religion or choice to lack it as the case may be. In this case, I am disagreeing with you because your scope lacks ingredient. You have been too simplistic in your approach to have looked at "Prayer" as a thing only religious people do when indeed it is human. Do you know asking for forgiveness is a form of prayer, that asking that a culprit be pardoned in a court of law is a form of of prayer that even religious wise , prayer is not intended to denigrate or degrade rather it is meant to upgrade and entrench willpower? To set it straight, Prayer is not truly about asking it is
actually receiving. Prayer is an action that puts you in that position, that placating state of mind that have you believing all is well when it is seemingly not. That even though the status quo is not encouraging and all probabilities of chance is at zero, impossible is nothing. So, instead of degrading one, prayer does the direct opposite, It empowers. Don't get it twisted.

I cant really recollect how it happened but I remember my Aunt had similar issues with her second child. I'll hit her up and feed you back on how she was able to overcome.

People that still do it should either be those that are undereducated about the danger the practise pose or ignoramuses that are hell bent on upholding the unassuming culture. Data has it that the trend is on a decline but, what monitoring mechanism is in place to do an up-to-date follow-up on the trend?
To propel dispelling the menace, how fervent and rigorous is awareness?
True the practise has been banned, who are the enforcement agencies? How seriously are they taking the job? These to me, are the looming questions and I don't think the Nigerian govt and relevant stakeholders have any standing answer to these question marks yet.

solasoulmusic:
Bless

Bless.

solasoulmusic:
no lol is this your second id lol

You even have similar facial features as her!
No, it is a first. Why?

solasoulmusic:
I never mentioned changing a person I said adjusting to love and not dwelling on faults we have too many critics in life and so many rules your the one throwing all sorts of scenarios like you have something to unload off your chest sir

Empathy is what most people that talk like you do lack

Hi! Is this Weird MC?

Literally, I do not agree to any "less is more" or any "more is more" as the case may be. What I believe in is that for whatever form of relationship one share with another, one should be conscious, observant and rational so as to ensure that one is not expending one's time and love on the wrong person. One should not succumb to friendship by mere face value. I feel once one can establish a mutual feeling of love and respect and exchange of it, every possibility of an aftermath regret gets taken care of to a higher degree. However, reality has it that people go into relationships and enter friendship "deals" because of perceived benefit and for this reason, I take love stories with sad endings with a pinch of salt. I am like "you simply got outsmarted, go figure".

Yunik:
How does it feel to part ways with someone you love but still have strong feelings for even after months of break up?
I do know the answer to that. Somehow I feel that vacuum should be filled but because I've not completely let go.. Loving again becomes an issue..
Please I need advises

"Advises" on what? How to let go? See www.google.com .