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tooth4tooth:
I actually thought the Virgins were adults

Lol. Those kids have no choice but to be virgins na. shuo.
I was hoping to see mama dem

heendrix:
read the words of a fool..... lol smh in pity for ya bud

Bud, no need being sour; its bad for religion and ethics.

For those of us who are Christians we often get to hear people say "every other activity would end here on earth except for Praise and Worship". We've heard many times even in church that when we get to heaven (For those who would make it there anyways), all we would do is offer songs of praise to God endlessly and for all eternity; continuously chanting "hallelujah". There's even a popular song we sing which says "hallelujah is the heavenly language" which further supports this Heaven "all praise" thingy. If that's what heaven is really like, would it not be better off to be on earth? Why should we struggles so much to live holy lives just because we want to "sing hallelujah" for eternity, knowing that eternity is a very long time? Would it not be better to live as you want here on earth and go to hell where you'd probably get used to the heat in no time (On a lighter note though). Many of us hate our jobs so much because we have to do thesame thing every other day and we find it boring so much so that the only reason we're still holding on to those jobs is because of the unemployment situation around us. This brings me to ask the question; if heaven is actually a place where we get to sing songs for eternity, would it not be a boring place to go to?

Putin's guts tickle my Fanzy.

Hey darkchocolate I applied for relocation online like a month after camp, what are the chances that its going to be considered after the three month period elapses?

Jodaoduagain:
The gesture is nice but her outfit isn't Godly. She's a mirror through which others should see christ. Imagine an Overseer wife hair do, bangle eggring. What makes her different from the world in her outlook?. I'm not judging but it's the simple truth.

Bros please don't make me talk abeg!
Mtcheewww

blesskewe:
So I should fry beans

Who forced you to comment?
In fact who forced you to open the topic since you knew you didn't want to fry beans??

raphemmanuel:
look for any state where they are still riding keke. Buy one and give it out for hire purchase or he can still manage it by himself. (No shame about this, cos the keke riders are really making it, believe me)

Or he beg his uncle to add more money for him so he can buy this little or mini bus.
He can make it from there.

Thanks bruv... He's considering the mini bus thingy.

krissconnect:
Play Chelsea straight win against barca.. that's 8 odds.. 8*500k is 4million naira bro. 4 million naira

Lol, Twale baba....

Good day NLs, so straight to the point a friend's uncle is ready to give him 500k to start up a business but only after he tells him what business he's ready to put the money into. Thing is he mustn't be the one to run it directly but it has to be worth it. He asked my thoughts so I thought to get help here.
So what do y'all suggest?
Thanks in anticipation.

Good day everyone, i'd like to know what effect being unable to do your biometric verification could have. i'm asking because i've seen cases when corp members go for their monthly clearance and the system is unable to identify their fingerprints at the clearance deadline.
So would being unable to capture your fingerprint affect your Alawee payment for the month or your certificate collection?

space for sale

One would have thought that with OBJ's Phd in Theology he would have realised that one needs to remove the lump in his/her eyes before pointing to the spec in someone else's eyes. Yes! it was okay for him to have spoken out, but all he did was state the obvious. The only group of people who have refused to realise that a second term for Bubu is bad for Nigeria and Nigerians are of course his iZombies.

Simpledude0847:
The same mistake GEJ's people made. They ignored his letter back then and instead, called the man a lot of names. He laughed last though.

Tah, sharap dia, does the fact that he is writing letters UpAnDan make him less corrupt

Think

stillwendy:
mowoe
Will the poll determine who simi will end up with in real life?

babae, you can never tell who is on Nairaland, who the poll might be giving hope

like if you prefer falz for simi, share for kunle

Which church do you attend currently and did you choose to worship there??


For me I've been an Anglican from childhood so. . . haven't changed Yet!

What about you

nerodenero:
This is a basic amenity. It's the responsibility of any government all over the world to provide such amenity. Unfortunately, this is kind of things we celebrate. Alright o, Aregberascal, congratulations, at least, you are better than those that empower people with wheelbarrows or commission billboards.

Our dear Gov. Okowa

Its about that time of the year!

God help us.

sureheaven:
Useless lady, I do tell most ladies that having a baby is never sickness so they should stop hiding it. But all in a bid to deceive guys and later the secrete becomes open, they lose everything.

Bros don't ya think "Useless" is rather harsh...
We all make mistakes remember!

Thank God for him.. It's his daddy we've got issues with. However, if the same amount of care and medical attention would be given to less privileged citizens it would be fantastic.

Beat that

So google made a list of things, places, questions and people that trended in 2017 and here it is.

People

1. Moji Olaiya

2. Evans the kidnapper

3. Adesua Etomi

4. Donald Trump

5. Mr. Eazi

6. Efe

7. Jide Tinubu

8. Olumide Bakare

9. Dammy Krane

10. Eric Arubayi


Events / Stories

1. ASUU Strike

2. Moji Olaiya dead

3. Monkeypox outbreak

4. iPhone 8 / iPhone X Launch

5. New president in Gambia

6. Adesua and Banky Wedding

7. Anambra Elections

8. Mayweather vs Mcgregor fight

9. Zimbabwe Coup

10.Catalonia Referendum


Movies / TV Series

1. Fast and Furious 8

2. Wonder Woman

3. Game of Thrones

4. Big Brother Naija

5. Justice League

6. Thor Ragnarok

7. Jenifa's Diary

8. Baahubali 2: The Conclusion

9. The Wedding Party

10. Better call Saul


Near Me

1. Restaurants near me

2. Nail Salon near me

3.Clubs near me

4.Food near me

5. Movies near me

6. Jobs near me


Questions

1. Is Buhari dead?

2. How to check JAMB results

3. How to check WAEC results

4. What is a female Hyena called?

5. What is Monkeypox?

6. What is bitcoin

7. What is MMM

8. Who is Bobrisky

9. How to check BVN

10. Where is Nnamdi Kanu now?


Songs


1. Olamide - Wo

2. Davido - Fia

3. Davido- Fall

4. Patapaa Ft. Ras Cann - One Corner

5. Davido - If

6. Runtown - Mad over you

7. Kiss Daniel - Yeba

8. Tekno - Go

9. Mayorkun - Mama

10.Tekno Ft. Wizkid - Mama

What are you surprised to see on the list??

Lalasticlala
Seun
Mynd44

Ireboya:
Ready to dash nature money

Yes! They'll dash nature money cos y'all will still vote for either of the two old men.

First vote for the young and if they lose it won't be on your conscience.

My humble submission.

If someone snatched something of not very high value from you today being christmas and was caught while trying to escape and probably killed, would you feel bad ?

Thanks God this is reality and not some dream... So I wouldn't have to bother much.

Attention seeking mushi mushi

Innobee99:
Dey there dey buy Script with puna... If not, where d brain?

Producer and Writer, are they thesame.... Just asking o... For the sake of knowing.

Good day Nairalanders, Please I'd like to know if there are companies or facilities put in place here in Nigeria to help people build homes or offices from start to finish while they pay at a later time or instalmentally. I'd be glad if help on this can come ASAP; I'm sure some other persons would also find interest in whatever help i might get here. Thanks in anticipation.

Lalasticlala.

CHELSEA have won the Premier League title with two games to go – after forgotten man Michy Batshuayi struck late to spark jubilant scenes at the Hawthorns.

Blues fans invaded the pitch and partied with players as Antonio Conte led the celebrations in front of the ecstatic travelling contingent.

For much of the clash with West Brom, Chelsea were frustrated and struggled to create clear-cut chances.

But with eight minutes to go, Batshuayi popped up to steal a 1-0 win with just his second goal of the season to send the visiting Blues fans wild.

Cesc Fabregas, in an X-rated interview minutes after winning the title, beamed: “Football is f**king unbelievable!”

Chelsea defender Gary Cahill was one of the first to speak after the Blues reclaimed the crown that they relinquished last season to Leicester.

He beamed: “You have to cherish these moments, you work so hard all season to be where we are. Consistently we have been the best team in the league. There is no better feeling in football

“People have written us off as a team and individually and this has shut them up. We are champions. It’s another one in the cabinet.”

Chelsea captain John Terry didn’t play a part against the Baggies but will finish his Stamford Bridge career with a Premier League winner’s medal:

He said: “These boys have been on the field doing it week in week out. It’s been a delight to sit and watch, a different perspective.

“The togetherness was shown from day one.”


Source;
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/05/breaking-chelsea-wins-english-premier-league-20162017-season/

Mine was Mama Warri