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MrTeCO:
Finally we have a winner please kindly PM d OP for ur gift jor.....u too try.....

Op were been don flee?

Even as this list came out late as you claim, its very obvious you guys spent little or no time putting it together. What is bobrisky doing on that list? Please this list is incomplete without EmmaohmyGod and Frank Donga, Wofai and

Haniel18:
Is dis unclad.hiss

Op said Half naked. So what is it u dont understand there?

Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left?
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Applicant: That's easy, 499
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Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
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Applicant: Open the fridge, Put the elephant in. Close the fridge.
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Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
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Applicant: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
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Interviewer: It's lion's birthday,
all the animals are there except one, why?
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Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.
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Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
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Applicant: She just crosses it
because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
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Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died, Why?
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Applicant: Err....I guess she drowned?
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Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now.

Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?
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Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one?
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Interviewer: Brown one. Farmer: A couple of litres per day
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Interviewer: And the black one?
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Farmer: A couple of litres per day.
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Interviewer(naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat?
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Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?
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Interviewer: Black.
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Farmer: It eats grass.
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Interviewer: And the other one?
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Farmer: Grass.
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Interviewer(nowannoyed) : Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?
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Farmer: Because the black one’s mine.
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Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?
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Farmer: It’s also mine

Bullsh!t

A woman and her 7years old son were inside a
Keke Napep. It was raining and all the prostitutes
were standing by the roadside. The Boy asked;
"Mummy, what are all those women doing?" His
Mother replied; "They are waiting for their
husbands to come back from work". The Keke Napep driver turned around and said; "Why don't
you tell him the truth? Little boy, they are
prostitutes. They sleep with men for money." The
Boy's eyes got wide and asked; "Mummy is that
true?" His mother, glaring hard at the driver replied;
"Yes." After a few minutes, the boy asked; "Mummy, what happens to the babies those women have?"
She replied; "Most of them become Keke Napep
drivers.

linda ikeji d wait for bus? Or she still d save money were she wan carry buy her own man?

I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, "I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..." Then I said, "turn Left and drop me". And he did

WARNING From NASA!!!...

On the 31st December around 11:59:59pm do not go outside your house otherwise you will come back next year.
Be warned, well except you don't mind.

sirAliyu:
State five reasons why you're broke

broke guys are the best boyfriends

Bullion van was involved? What happened to the money? Was it burned? lawd!!!
Heartless people. They couldnt even save the poor money

««HOW TO DEAL WITH LAGOS BEGGERS»»
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BEGGER: Bros, abeg give me money, I dey hungry.
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ME: chiee, sorry ooh! But you get N1,000 Naria change??
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BEGGER: yes
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ME: use the change chop naa...haba
Heheheheehe...

jamace:
David was king in Israel.

Israel is a country in the middle east on the southeastern shore of the Mediterranean Sea and the northern shore of the Red Sea.

mamawin:
you still dey ask?

hehe... U see question mark, u still d ask me weda i still d ask? Wetin e resemble? Remark?

what difference does it make? The lamb is dead already. He should just let the snake digest it already na.. I tire o. What is he going to do with the lamb now? Cook and eat it?