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Only a foolish tout guy will attack fellow guy who his lady is cheating with. Real guy will hug the guy and move on

8+11= 19 simple. All others are wrong

Family of fraud.

SalamRushdie:
A man who is said to have lost considerable control of his motor Skills of his bladder and bowel movts yet wicked zombies want him to continue

U mean bubu dey pee for body? Lost motor skills of his blander and bowel movement keh...?

mmadu5:
My girlfriend threatens to kill herself if I breakup with her. im really worried and feel like im in a bondage i was going to report to the police but wanted to seek advice on NL first to know what to do ,cos she has been texting me all day , the reason for breaking up is because i am traveling abroad and i dont really see a future with her only known her for 3 months ,pls advice

Someone is using reverse psychology on u. Bro just tell her u will come back for her. Gradually reduce communication with her blaming it on u trying to settle in the new location. Girls love attention and once she isn't getting it from u, she will get a casual friend at first and then it will enter another phase. Gradually she will forget u and both of u won't even know when u stay weeks without getting in touch

khingTony:
come Feb 16, you'll be termed as "PRESIDENT ELECT"

There won't be election feb. 16th mark my word. Apc won't just allow rivers and zamfara go like that. They will like to get judgement. Therefore they will do everything to make inec postponed the election

Itsachair:
Good evenin nairalanders i am a youth corper and i am currently financially down, i dont know how i will cope till i am paid allowee. [b][/b]I dont have anybody to turn to apart from you guyz. GTbank 0125651175.

Have u been able to get the app to change ur voice to female...? Oh that cost u ur allawee making u unable to survived

Sirheny007:
Very Good.
I used to be curious to know how long it took for someone to die of starvation without having to do the research myself.

OP, kindly supply the missing information.

U can survive 40 days if u don't have any ailment.

Probably overwhelmed If he was knocked down. The poor boy will grow up without parent. Is well

Mrbolt565:
1. Never chase a woman. NEVER!

2. No matter how much you like a girl, never approach her first!

3. As you've fvucked her, dump her ass!

4. If a woman hits you, beat tf outta her!

5. Never spend your hard earned money on her, till your tired of fvucking her!

6. Patronize Prostitutes!

7. Never in your life try and impress a woman!

8. Never be desperate for relationship or love!

9. Never let her dictate what you so do or be!

10. Be a man!


Im out!!

Leave drugs una no go hear

whyteteeth:
. Really? How about not having erection when a girl is nAked in front of me. I don’t care if I don’t like the girl. I just feel john Thomas should be erect like that of other guys. Some people can get erection and bleep a girl even when they don’t find her attractive

If u r not my type of girl. Naked sleep near me. I will sleep fine. And if I have lost interest in u. Even bath with me. Aswear I will be flat

Tell us by how many points juve, man city will win league. Then I can believe u.

Solution is to get a towel. Wen u want to sleep. Soak it and remove it wet. Put in on ur neck and chest. U will sleep fine

Have1sense:
After killing the man, you wanna do his burial without his family.... how shameless can this government be? No morals at all

His wife is back