Alwaysking:
Mehn I couldn't believe some girls can be this cheap, imagine giving out your punny just for tantalizer meatpie and coke, when my friend told me this I just thought he was joking. or bragging foolishly I never knew he was saying the truth until he showed me her pictures and short clips of their sexcapades, I was gobsmacked because I thought she's responsible and won't be easily laid the first time my friend introduced me to her. I actually don't understand what girls of this generation are turning into, infact I pray never to have a female child because this is getting out of hand.

thornapple:

Bingo is the name of a Dog i know.
Please buy that for dogs. I told u please get off my mention before i feel like slapping the shit outta you.

thornapple:

Bingo is the name of a Dog i know.
Please buy that for dogs. I told u please get off my mention before i feel like slapping the shit outta you.

thornapple:


Help with what?

shinarlaura:


Mrcoke

shinarlaura:
Another mother's day is here.
And i'm trying to make it through,
Because this day reminds me of the things i miss about you.

Every time that I smile,
Every time that I sigh,
I think of your face,
And a tear escapes my eye.

You were my world,
My inspiration and my heart,
But when you left me,
I thought I would fall apart.

You were my best friend,
My one true 'amebo' partner,
Teacher and pain reliever,
And that's not all you were,
You were also my mom.

You're no more but your words have empowered me,
To become the person I am today.

I didn't want to live without you,
I did not want to get married without you,
And now I'll have to birth your grandchildren without you,
In remembrance of you,I'll name my first daughter after you.

I will give anything to have you back,
But I know now that it was meant to be,
For you are still watching from up there,
And I know in all these you're with me.

I'll make you proud mom,
I'll maximise my potential and be all I can be,
You're going to see me and smile,
That's a daughter's vow.

I LOVE YOU MUM
(Tu me manques maman)

thornapple:


Help with what?

sexybbstar:

Mrcork? I know say na you

sexybbstar:

There will be nothing like churches or mosques again but evil will be rampant because there is no fear of hell or heaven again.

sexybbstar:
I knew the video was intentional

Rokia2:
In Walter White voice, you're Goddamn right!

thornapple:

I love this piece.