thornapple:


i already have a house full of Xmas stuffs.
Don't have space for more.
Thanks for the offer.

^^^Story...can I get puccccy for my great effort?....at least for trying had and asking? ..?

thornapple:


i already have a house full of Xmas stuffs.
Don't have space for more.
Thanks for the offer.

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thornapple:

Have heard of ogbono felifeli.
What does felifeli mean, pls?.
Or better still, what's ogbono felifeli

..wot can I by u for Christmas?

Atalia:


Nobuhle is one of the most talented actresses in South Africa, the beauty has had a long standing role on SABC’s 7de Laan and she is undoubtedly one of the most popular people in this part of the world.

The star recently stripped down for a good cause to kick off the 16 Days of Activism campaign, in a powerful Instagram post, the actress is holding a board that reads, “Instead of hurting us, show us love, support & respect. Stop Female Abuse.” See the post below.




http://gqomhit.com/ent_nobuhle-mahlasela-poses-nude-promote-feminism/

...nude how?....we can't even see her puccccy!

Destined2win:
What a disgrace!!

For person not to get money na bad thing.

Just imagine such temerity, slapping your fellow man viciously because he works under you.

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..Story.. clearly u don't have moiney...

Bro if I have moiney,I will slap anybodys face!! (No ofeeense)

Oyindidi:
Yes man of God. Hope you prayed for me?

...ok..so when r we gonna fuuuk nah....abi don't u like sweet tings?

..I juss spent my rent moiney on on two chicks (time wasters).

Kind people of nairaland, I need your help please..like now..be kind

LadyGoddiva:
Corky monster! Have you forgotten me so soon?? I’m the reason you was banned till infinity! Anyways I forgive you... can we start over again?

...ban who?...TALK TO THE HAND!!!

LadyGoddiva:
The fvck? You’re back?!

..do I no u??.... I begggggy!!

IamKashyBaby:







A lot of ppol are looking for u but ur juz here hiding with B.I.N.G.O's name ...

... our secret is safe...don't tell anyone!!

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^^^this one...IamKashyBaby...I will definitely pour inside!!

iPhoneX:
See the power of makeup. Will you date her again after she remove her mask?

..she gots booooobsi..she gots puccccy...why not!!!

Freebrowsing12:
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Nice Eudoxie Yao from Côte d’Ivoire claims to have the biggest butt in Africa.Well,no lady has come out to dispute her claims just yet.
See more new pics she shared.

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Lalasticlala

...wait..let me were my glasses again!!

thornapple:

The guy must be high on something.
Even lefulefu that takes selfies every now and then has never made such mistake before.

...ok then..if u love black people then proooooof it...give me punnnnny!!(juss one rounds)

thornapple:

If you know where my mom is from you won't be boasting of London you probably never even visited.

...which mum?..so u now claimin your mum is England and u from British.. correct?... sweeeeery.. tryin to impress me coz am a Londoner ain't gonnnnno work.. try harder!!(no ofeeense)

Benise:






Go and buy hollandia and drink

...kaiii..ok.. please please please let me drink you...how much to drink but without puccccy including?..kiss drink u ony?

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Oyindidi:
what happened to Mrcork? Ban?

ban who? U never heard of born again? Anyways u gots nyansh?

Oyindidi:
Mrcork, leave me alone!

...ok but how the fuk are we sopose to find puccccy if we don't ask you...duh!!

..oooooo grow up please..real ladies do no behave like that!!

..go to church on Sunday..only 4 times a week...

..truss me, this $hit works!!

Oyindidi:
Don't mention me again. I don't know what you're talking about

...see your headlike carrots...u think I come to nairaland to sell ground nut?...u don't remember promisssssin me puccccy?

Oyindidi:
Dog face

are u beyannnsi?....looooong hissssss!!

Oyindidi:
Dog face

...been tryinnna hit that punnnnny for like the past 2 month but u all ways fumbling like u all that..but .why are u so sell fish ..u hyena?

Oyindidi:
MrCork wannabe. Don't mention without your brain next time

..calm down goat..ain't u sopose to be happy I want 3some wit u an rokia2?...u should be grateful she all ready agree..u free?

Benise:




How can u say that....be reasonable

^^^kaiii..see booooobsi..... please can I drink you?

Lalas247:
UK sha ... wonder how much this will be in Naija ..
Some people can’t even afford ordinary condom let alone this ! Maybe it should be free

please can I have 3some with u and rokia2?

Oyindidi:
I'm doing great, you?

..can I have 3some wit u an rokia2?

beardlessdude:
yeah. cos you a sissy faqqot. read my siggy boxer007

..son..don't worry.. women will make more sense when u reach 18year old!(no ofeeense)

..but why do black women like to beat up people for know reason... serrrriosly!

.. ..3 sister tried to beat me up at a disco parrry at old Kent road on Sunday simply because I dance wit there lightskin mum by mistake....it was her birthday

Well she was lightskin.,wot am I expected to do!

Alwaysking:
She's not a nairalander.

...truss her, she must be Thornapple....I don't truss s that babe. She been asking me for moiney to buy ear ring