dokkyelele:


My first statement is that there is no Marriage in Heaven.
We are all fulfilling all righteousness.
Be you Christian or Muslim.....marriage is a life contract.
Apart from whoever was forced to marry someone or an arranged marriages. You have time to open your eyes...open your eyes....intact ask question and make a lot of enquaries before going into the contract. I blame whoever doesn’t know much or perhaps all about his or her partner before jumping into the marriage.
If you have questions.....am available on opebell@gmail.com.
Marriage is a good thing
Wedding is wonderful
Having children is great
All thanks to God.
But no matter what....put God first
Make God the foundation of your marriage.
Forgive easily and all time never let your anger consume you or destroy your home.

Can we forget this borrrin thread and discuss sexxxxx? Do u were thong please? Wot color?

mamawin:
It baffles me how some people think. there's an MFM guy I work with, the moment he hears somebody dies, he's like ' haaa they've killed him/her' and I'll be like 'who?'. I bet he's been told nobody dies naturally. so pathetic. Everybody is an enemy to such people.

Darling placing we forget this boring topic and talk about sexxx. ..Ellabae is child dish..anyways do u wear mini sket?

Ellabae:
Bros u pass demonic cat, in fact u re a demon.

But wot as u wearing thong got to do with demon? Do u have English gramar issue? U talk like a illeterate. Can we please discuss sexxxxx instead of cat..gademmit?

Ellabae:
Demonic cat? Some pastors nd churches don really turn people head upside down.

Sweet tat please can we forget this boring thread and talk about sexxx. ..do u where thong please? What color?

CastedAyo:
A Nigerian man physically fights and kills a “demonic” cat in Osun State that fell from ceiling right inside his parlor and attacked him in the middle of the night

According to The Lord’s Chosen Charismatic Revival Ministries page;
"I FOUGHT WITH DEMONIC PUSSYCAT PHYSICALLY AND KILLED IT, FROM OSUN STATE CHOSEN HEADQUARTERS.

Bro Paul Ogin, who joined Chosen in the year 2011 is returning all glories to the only good God of the ages, the God of seasons, the precious daddy, the God of the Chosen, baba Ijesha, for exposing enemies purported plans in his life and that of his families.

Our brother testified that last Saturday’s night was a night of divine encounter between the gates of hell and the powers of old.

According to him, at about the midnight hours of Saturday, he choose to make supplications to God and to hand over his new apartment to the glorification of the name of the most high God.

After about awhile, when the spiritual affairs became hot for the dwelling of the devil and his agents, he suddenly started hearing some strange sound like that of the popular Nightingale demonic bird.

He wasn’t touched because he knew the lord is up to do something, instead he entered into another realm of the prayer.

He then paused to check what the issue was when the sound became uncalled for, he saw a strange pussycat fell down from the ceiling to the parlour.

Our brother said he immediately confronted the cat, who then engaged him in a physical combat.

It was at this opposite reaction, that our brother knew that the cat was not an ordinary one.

He then called on this great God of Chosen, the God of the season, whose power as of old always manifest whenever his children are confronted with challenges, to intervene.

Our brother said he advanced like the courageous David when he met Goliath on battle front, and he continually fought the cat until the cat ran into the inner room, and our brother had to evacuate his family from the room, and the fight continued. It got to a stage where God of Chosen gave our brother an upper hand and he had to hit the cat on the head and it died immediately.

In his speech, he said what baffled him was that, immediately he hit the cat on the head, he heard a voice from his neighbourhood shouting in Yoruba dialect, saying ‘Ori mi O! Ori mi O!! Ori mi O!!!
Iya Ibo ti pami O!!!! meaning, ‘My head! My head!! My head!!! Ibo woman has killed me!!!!.

He said he didn’t care who was shouting even within himself, he knew what the issue could be.

He is returning all the glories and encomiums to the only good God, for giving him miraculous victory over enemies of his families.

Brethren, just last Sunday, our God through his dedicated servant organized a mini crusade across all our State Headquarters, Nationwide with the title “They Shall Not Escape”.

This is just the confirmation of what God released in the program through the word of his servant.

Truly, if God be for us, Nobody, not even the Satan can be against us!

Chosen is blessed!

Submitted By Chosen Online Media Crew Osun State"

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/04/man-physically-fights-and-kills-a-demonic-cat-in-osun-state-photos.html

So the man fight cat..abi?... is he herculis?

Precious111:
The reason why he is behaving that way from what i deduced from the story is that she doesn't have a child with him, a typical Yoruba person believes no marriage without child

Ehya I feel for the woman, make sure you divorce him just that there aren't strong Nigerian divorce laws....

Sweet tat please can we forget this boring thread and talk about sexxx...do u where thong an was your favorite pant color?

Teniola2000:
This revelations provoked a number of Mixed reactions on social media as some people believed it was wrong for Gay men to adopt children born by heterosexuals.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6935184_img20180406030620745_jpega5201bbed607a03d977ab34f82312257


A US based Nigerian gay couple was called out by a follower for adopting a very beautiful little girl of about 4yrs and they ate set to get married, the couple has been in a relationship for over 5yrs now.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6935185_img20180406030712078_jpeg729c2e8df7ebcf038baeeabe24d45199

Just after one of the gay men (the lady in the relationship) popularly known as @phar4rmphamos on Instagram announced that he will be getting married to his Nigerian boyfriend, a fan quickly attacked him saying he doesn't deserve children

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6935186_img20180406030608715_jpeg4ac726ec545b05e7fe125656156b3b18



Funny enough, matured men were congratulating the couple, are they also gay men too? Nawa o!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6935187_img20180406030554617_jpegf48ef69d2868d19e8aabc9285a5bd943



NEWS BY JOELSBLOG

https://joelsblog.com.ng/nigerian-us-based-gay-couple-that-adopted-a-beautiful-3yrs-old-girl-set-to-get-married/

Beautiful couple. So lovely

thornapple:
The call to defend oneself without arms against herdsmen with AK47 is faulty.
Herdsmen that men of the NPF are weary of facing?. C'mon guys!.

Darling please I beg. I drive a BWM.I have money and am from London. .can I mate with u? Please madam?

Talk to me please

Shugavee:
We all can't be feminist!! I know alot of ladies that ain't feminist but hv no hatred against the feminist ideology, some respect feminism but dont fight 4 it,,, most men r anti feminist n it's understandable!!! But those set of ladies that hv feminist issues all in their mouth in negativity are simply dick starved!!! They are here forming wife materials 4 men that dont give a Bleep!!! So disrespectful over what they know nothing abt!!! Nigerian feminist this n that!!! Is it ur feminismlmoa when I see them on threads trying to talk down on feminist!!! "What's wrong just being a woman" lol nothing !! But i hv choosen to be a feminist woman!!! If it gives u headaches!! Drink panadol!!! Most of them wey dey carry man issue 4 head like akara are normally single as he'll!!! We all know u need a man n we feminist hope ur methods work 4 u!!




# Haters shove it up ur ass

Which one is aunty femi again? ..sweery r u ok please?

Preshy561:
mtcheeeeew.
anu mpama,usu na-enweghi onu micha gi onu..

I don't blame you,na that yabaleft that keeps recruiting mad people as the day goes by I blame.

errmm Correction. ..she fine pass u!!!

Augustap:

Who is this one again?
Take heart bro

Please can I love u like ice cream?

thornapple:

Hehehehhehehe,

So this is how much you hate me?.
I am travelling tomorrow to be with my boo and he's a nairalander so be careful how you quote me else i'll report it to him.

You don't have a man..stop lying joor. Tryin to impress me coz am from London ain't gonna fly..ok? This is exactly you I date white womens only. They don't lie

CuriousMynd:
A South African guy, Tshehla Modiba, took to his Facebook timeline to raise an alarm over getting robbed by two curvaceous ladies in Pretoria, South Africa.

According to the guy, the curvaceous ladies usually lie about losing their apartment keys, and when one falls asleep after having sex with them, they steal their victim’s money, jewelries and even cars.

Read what he wrote;
"Guys please beware of these ladies... This notorious pair operate around Pretoria.. When you leave the club with them they will say things like they have misplaced their apartment keys, if you take them to your place they will have wild sex with you and when you fall asleep they take all your money and jewelry and even your car!!! I’ve been robbed 6 times already ��‍♂️"

Few months ago, the Bensalem police shared photos of female suspects accused of robbing a man on New Year’s Eve and racking up $7,500 worth of purchases on his credit cards.

“When he woke up the next morning, he realized his credit card, wallet, phone, everything had been stolen,”
said Fred Harran, Bensalem Township’s Director of Public Safety.

The man told police he met two women at a bar in Manayunk, but doesn’t remember what happened next until he woke up the next morning at a Holiday Inn in Bensalem.

“Moral of the story is you’re picking up two strangers you don’t know and bring them back to a hotel room, that’s not the most wisest move you can do,” Harran said.

Investigators later tracked down multiple purchases made with the victim’s credit card, including one at a Walmart in Hamilton, New Jersey, and surveillance video captured the women using that card again at a liquor store in Trenton.

“Needless to say the man is a victim and we want to find the two folks responsible for this crime,” Harran said.


https://www.torimill.com/2018/03/said-overreact-cause-cut-ties-comments-daughters-body-lady.html

Kaiiiii...see nyansh...please god..let them rob me!!!

Angelanest:
A woman has got herself trending online after sharing her story online to celebrate her 14 years of freedom. The US based woman identified as Tonier Cain-Muldrow revealed how she prayed to turn a new leaf while being incarcerated in prison. She revealed how she was arrested 83 times, had 66 convictions, not forgetting 19 years of drug addiction, prostitution among other vices.

She shared her story with pictures as proof which has now gone viral on Facebook. Read below;

Fourteen years ago, I laid on my prison cell floor pregnant with my daughter, and I cried out to God. My prayer was sincere and desperate. I cried out “God I don’t know if you listen to people like me but if you do please help me”!!

After 83 arrest, 66 convictions, 19 years of drug addiction, prostitution, homelessness, diagnosed mental ill, I felt hopeless, helpless and dead inside. I tried everything else but God, so here I was trying God, sincerely seeking him.

He heard my cries. Since that desperate cry, I have not desired or used drugs or even smoked a cigarette. What he has done for me and through me shows the true healing, delivering power of our true, living God. Our Savior! Our redeemer!!! Our Healer!! Our Deliverer! Today marks my 14th year of freedom.

Who the son sets free is free indeed. Father God, I celebrate you!!!! I thank you! I honor and worship you for being The Creator! The First and the Last. The Alpha and Omega!!! The “I AM”!! Glory to you alone. Thank you for the blood of our Savior Jesus who has set me free!!!

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/03/former-convicted-criminal-shares-her-story-to-mark-14-years-of-freedom.html

Is her real name thornapple from nairaland?

moresignal:
Fed poly Ilaro, how market? .... why this school dey carry last?

I drive BMW. Can I has your phone please?

Augustap:

Hian!!! Is it by force? I said i don't do animals, beat me
London kill you there. Your blunders can create potholes, dullard

Ok.Did I mention am a Londoner. ..juss in case u ask?

Augustap:

Hian!!! Is it by force? I said i don't do animals, beat me
London kill you there. Your blunders can create potholes, dullard

Sweeery am from London innit. Have u ever been London? No. Cant u see am tryyyyyina help u?
...and then u wonder why u can't find man on nairaland. Grow up mennnnnn!

Pharaoh001:
Antonio out Conte the fraud Antonio out
Conte the fraud
Spectators sings from end..

Madam I have moiney. Was yor fone number kindly so I can connect with u kindly?

StarBukola:
my broda, you could make more than that you know. But enough said.

Please can I mate with u?

Augustap:

No thanks. I don't do Bingos
Any bitch around you may be interested

You very rudes you silly chick. No wonder u canthink find man on nairaland. ..goat. Do u realise am from London innit?

thornapple:
Are they just pulling out?.Thought they left when OBJ did.See news.

Please please please can I buy u pant?

Augustap:

How much for?

Mating with you please? I pay cash

thornapple:


Hehehehehe
That's deserving going by where their interest lies.

So your interest is asking people for moiney u gold digger. .anyways, did I mention I drive BMW and I leave in London?

TheUpsetGirl:



Omg.. baby, this is High class savage

Please can I buy u pant?

Augustap:
Pls leave our men out of your family problems. Deal with your people's stupidity by yourself. Don't come here to disturb me

How much please madam?

Consray:
thanks dear

How much please madam?

OliveCynosure:


Pay not paid, thank you

How much please madam ? :-)

missphumby:

Pls share with me

Please do u have nyansh and Bress and please do u were thong?

JaneMafrodite:
So wetin dis man go com suck, maybe u go suck my own, #50k per sucking.

Darling Please can I watch u piss?

thornapple:
Are they just pulling out?.Thought they left when OBJ did.See news.

But why u all ways pulling thing out..is sex all u think about? Any ways please can I mate with u? I beg. I drive BMW ando I will buy u pant. Please?