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Drew0:
Just like that?


Show us proof God damn it. Show us your face, hold a placard, write your moniker and name, also show a picture of your mum holding a placard with please help, cardiac arrest.

Then i will be ready to assist you.


Hope you understand, scam full Nairaland.

i being sincere bro what proof do you need? Ok if you live in owerr come down to 25 douglas road i can take you to the hospital by myself

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Anam achi kwanu

prinsam30:
bros, ur statement just sounds awkward, if u can't get to use this plan, Two things are involved, it is either ur phone is made in the 19th Century or ur SIM card is Fantastically corrupt.

cos i used this plan to download Game Of Thrones season 2 and 3 complete episodes for just N75 only in one night, just try and ask questions then u will be enlightened, thank u

please bro which site do you download movies from? I'm urgently needs one

Wow it is my birthday today.. Show me love family and don't overtake me today

Stancity:
Graduated long ago... But i think its after their second semester exams whc starts tomoro..

ok thanks

Stancity:
Thank your God you are not anywhere near MOUAU.. Na so senate for tear your file into pieces which means automatic expulsion...

Bro am mouau aspirant.. When wil they release their form

priscaoge:
Even with d rate at which guys expose ladies unclad pics online, so many idiotic n senseless girls still do that Now in d name of "Love" or doing something crazy n fun with Ur Boo.. Ka'm nukwa

No8: Ladies should know when to walk away from any abusive relationship. He slaps u now that u guys are just boyfriend and girlfriend, have u ever imagined what will become of u when he finally walks u down d Alter?

I see nothing wrong in washing his clothes or cooking for him. That doesn't make me a slave! If I spend the weekend in his house and he has some dirty clothes in his laundry basket, do I need Amadioha to tell me to wash them and keep his closet neat? Or do I need Sango to tell me to cook n stock his fridge? I love to see my man eat n appreciate my delicacies! That will make me know d food he likes most, how he love it to be prepared etc. Now I know he love Ofe Oha, Ofe Onugbu(Bitter leaf soup) Ofe akwu, Ukwa and Jollof rice and appreciates how I cook them. So Op tell me, if I allow him to be patronizing Mamaput and Crunches, how will I know this? Well different strokes for different folks! Whatever rocks my boat might sink Urs! To me this very one isn't slavery as long as I don't live in his house with him..........

Mod::
An African adage says... "A way to a man's heart is through his stomach"

Are you from Anambra state

Please N'lander listen to my counsin street N dope shit title "Go to Hell".. It's majorily sang in igbo sorry if you're not an igbo.. Comments and criticized..

bibijay123:
If I tell u will you return it back to me?

Maybe ..

I profously believe some guys atleast 80% of guys lost their V at sweet pot of lovepeddler well i can't be excluded too.. From age seventeen to twenty, masturbation have been my pleasure reliver!!! early last year 2015 in january travelled to aba to see my parent, when it was dawn i went to one brothel at portharcourt road by nollywood market i sat down quietly and observing a strange place in my opinion, i decided do my business and walked out Then i saw one fine orobo i went up to we initially agreed 5h for short time.. We went inside, i was nervous and shakin she noticed and encouraged me stay calm, she bring out cd worn it to me, she told me laid on the bed which i did, she laid on top of and started kissing me before i could respond the kiss she insert my cd in her player judas is carrot of betrayal the feeling was strange but erotically very warm... I could recall her lifting her hips just five times before i flashed out mr white.. After i dressed up she told me that she knew it was my first time and she was proud of it..

Oma307:
Out of guilty conscience.

i de tell my mind flashed back when condom broken when lashing olosho

I just frozen looking at the doctor like mumu to give me death sentence

Well not so impressed some of your prediction will be backfired

Not even funny

Mr capa..

The FA has released new rules to protect Chelsea from relegation.

1. Chelsea will be allowed to field 13 players during home games and 15 during away games.

2. If they win 2 consecutive corners kicks they will be awarded a penalty.

3. Any attempt on goal will be treated as a goal.. Including off target shots.

4. If a Chelsea player is fouled, that's a straight penalty regardless of the position.

5. They will be allowed to make 13 substitutions.

6. They will be awarded 6 points for every match won, 4 points for a draw n 2 points if they lose.

7. They will be allowed to field 2 or 3 goal keepers at the same time.

8. Any attempt to tackle or mark Hazard will result to a penalty.

9. Finally Jose Mou will be allowed to instruct the players inside the pitch as the match is ongoing...

10. Goal line technology will be placed in penalty spot of Chelsea opponent.

11. Any offside attempt most be counted as goal for Chelsea.

12.Any clean sheet will be 15points for Chelsea

Please This story required creative mind and also try and use only part tense and pronoun,verbs or past continuous tense.. Thank you

Donemc:
i felt that my end is near,unkownly to me. that

He was more scared than me that he hurrying ...

USE YOUR GIFT ONCE MORE.... DON'T SPOIL THE FUN LETS SEE HOW CREATIVE YOU ARE!! Lets tel a continueing story. for example: some starts a story as: yesterday i was in town... then the next comment shud starts from the previous comment as: & i met my gud old friend... dont cut the story short. ***The story starts as:*** Some years ago there was a man in Egypt and.....

Yes it is true my dad almost ruined our family because of this, we are seven children, my dad love and cherished elderest(sister)... He doesn't listen to us and mother without consulting my elder sister(what kind of father is that, that's madness) and his judgment perished.. It become worst when my sister had accident in 2004 and forwarding, i,my siblings and mother stopped performing duties as a sons and mother to him, thats when it struck him there is other gather than one offspring.. I can truthfully tell you we hate my elder sister for trying stole my dad especially from mom..


Even in the bible out of twelve sons and other children and grandchildren jacob loves joseph more than them(because of rechael) and out of twelve tribes of israel God loved choosed tribe of judah over others (for his brave standing up to his brothers, telling their father truth about joseph and also he was strongest of all,intelligent and hunter> lionheart)

I'm pretty sure number 39 and 40 question you're regretting now